Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[JD1872]

Someone needs to phone in and ask if Rangers need to move to another league to get a challenge

 

[BigBuff]

This will be one not to miss

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Last night reminded me why I have scarcely listened in about a decade, aggressive, belittling, cuck hosting, embarrassing Rangers fans, no humour and then that lot go and drop points again! Bastards will have me tuning in tonight

There was 1 Rangers fan who apologised to fans for taking up time when he called, clearly knew the script but yet still called in with a nothing point! Phone your pal and discuss what you're thinking!! Hugh Keevins is not your pal!! Moonhowling rattlers only please

There’s only one point that is acceptable for any bear to phone up on :

WTF are the SFA/SPFL not disciplining them for breaking the rules ?

We & Aberdeen were hammered for less.

And that’s why Neic did not fire his wee rubber bullets at them.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

I might be wrong but is it usually Mark Wilson and Gordon Dalziel on a Thursday?

Yes.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

The cnut who pretends he's from Kilwinning. (Gerry?)

He is one of the top three cretins ever, to phone in and howl at the moon.

He is a belter

 

[rinosprayer]

Yes.

One to avoid then!

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

One to avoid then!

Two guys telling shite jokes Rino LOL

 

[Kirbys House]

"Av awready goat the 10IAR shirts bought aff ma giro"

An hour to go, beers chilling.

 

[AllyRFC]

This will be brilliant tonight! Going to run a bath ready for 6 and lay there listening to the tears for a while.

Bliss!

 

[wullieonthewing7]

Yes.

Dalziel is a fumbling idiot. Sounds like an 85 year old alki. Chronic patter too.

 

[1312]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1352296799143403520

 

[Jjbscotty]

Who are you hoping calls in.
Who’s your favourite captain meltdown.

John from Greenock.

 

[scottie626]

Yes.

dumb and dumber cast

 

[sofakineazy]

I'm ready.

You need a bigger board.

Add to this

parrot phrasen

Foot off the ball

Katastrophy

Bewilbert

Gutit

 

[Gramps1]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1352295890720088066

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

dumb and dumber cast

Exactly.

In fact, Dumberer & Dumberest.

 

[El Mas Loco]

The only person worth listening to on it is Hugh Keevins. He’s a pape but he’s good value compared to the rest of them.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Dalziel is a fumbling idiot. Sounds like an 85 year old alki. Chronic patter too.

He’s the only guy that thinks he’s funny.

Absolutely no insight into the game that interests or educates us fans Wullie.

 

[Speminalium8]

Dalziel is what would happen if a wizard or magician brought a tattie to life.Just aimlessly wandering around the edges of a field bumping into things,rolly-polly and bashed but smiling away thinking ‘this is great’.

This is quality

 

[sofakineazy]

Not sure who the poster was but his analogy about dalziel is a potato brought to life by a wizard is funny.

And as I typed this it's posted above lol

 

[Calvinist]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1352295890720088066

Celtics arse licker in chief on hand to back up
Niecs claims .

mcinnes is a weak man

 

[ottawabear]

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[Gazza4d]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1352295890720088066

Wouldn't it just be fantastic is McInnes said one of them was Sharkheid. Lol

Stick the knife in a bit more. Somehow doubt it, he may have eyes on Neic's job

 

[A kind of blue]

I actually love when they start the Sevco/new club/liquidation patter.

It's tragic that there are still loads of them hitting out with it like 9 years later!

As if anyone gives a %^*&. Hope there's a cheatit tonight.

 

[BagoBorealis]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1352295890720088066

That’s good for him, when he gets sacked he can apply to work for the HSE.

 

[Cooper Forever]

The only disappointment about tonight is that there...will...be...no...Shoo...to...patronise..them...with...his...slow...deliberate...messages...of...doom.

Have you been oot hiding behind hedges spying on people oot walking there dog today???

 

[longtimedead]

Celtics arse licker in chief on hand to back up
Niecs claims .

mcinnes is a weak man

He knows his place in Scottish football

 

[Kirbys House]

Wouldn't it just be fantastic is McInnes said one of them was Sharkheid. Lol

Stick the knife in a bit more. Somehow doubt it, he may have eyes on Neic's job

He'd be talking himself out a job at the Knew Camp if he said that!

 

[albop]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1352295890720088066

even if other clubs protocols are not upto the required standard does not take away from the fact

celtic fuicked off to dubai and brought covid into this country

there players had to self insolate because of this end off

 

[Gramps1]

Wouldn't it just be fantastic is McInnes said one of them was Sharkheid. Lol

Stick the knife in a bit more. Somehow doubt it, he may have eyes on Neic's job

poets are going into overdrive about null and void now.
The daft bastards don’t realise the teams Mciness would have been talking about sorted there protocols.
I’d put money on one being Dundee Utd.

 

[Defoe_9]

You need a bigger board.

Add to this

parrot phrasen

Foot off the ball

Katastrophy

Bewilbert

Gutit

Also has to be ‘shoot the bored’ too surely?

 

[CumbrianBear]

Livi had made 7 changes from the team that were on the unbeaten run?

Will not be watching it but mentally challengeds to win by at least 3.

This aged well

 

[Div1872]

So the season started in August and it’s funny how these “concerns” are only now being raised

Wonder why no one has the Baws to ask these pricks why it’s taken so long to highlight it

 

[Paisleybear30]

I'm ready.

Can't be right, 9 different topics and not one of them mentions us!

 

[Super Cooper]

talksport ripping them now

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[Simply a Bear]

I'm ready.

Missing sea-zun tickit

 

[Ubik]

Celtics arse licker in chief on hand to back up
Niecs claims .

mcinnes is a weak man

im surprised he wasn't spooked. The sheep must wish they had the livi manager instead of this wet wipe.

 

[Mosschops]

I want John from Provanmill to phone in once a week, that fucking prick will be racked with indescribable agony

HA!

 

[DorsetLoyal]

Updated for kick off

 

[GOLEADOR]

Ladies and gentleman, the time has arrived!

 

[Rathcoole_bluenose]

Here we go

 

[TimzRFudz]

Here we go chaps, midweek meltdown time...!

 

[Calvinist]

im surprised he wasn't spooked. The sheep must wish they had the livi manager instead of this wet wipe.

One league cup win 6 years ago , and a few 2nd place finishes in a league without rangers .

hes a dud

 

[Ger4Ever]

canny wait for tonight, been killing a bit of time

 

[Bluenose56]

Updated for kick off

Superb

 

[Dumfriesbear]

Its ok we will have 15 mins before the first caller.

 

[Gazrfc]

Andddddddd we’re off

 

[Grsmith]

The producers better have some classic moonhowlers , paranoid cranks and sevcoites lined up. I want to feel their pain

 

[nelster]

Mark Wilsons at the wind up with that accent

 

[Main Stand]

Let the games begin