Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[ottawabear]

blaming Gavin Strachans laptop!

Surely must be a name of a new Rangers Supporters Club?

Gavin Strachan's Laptop Loyal

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Get fucking Laurie on!!!!

 

[Leo_Ger]

Paul sounds like he's calling from beyond the grave.

 

[Leo_Ger]

"Everything at Parkhead is rotten from top to bottom."

Never a truer word spoken on the show.

 

[monkey magic]

This one sounds like a ghost at a seance. lol

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

Wow, this is like the previous mutants grandad.

 

[Macdonsj]

this one is dying on the radio
he is expiring

 

[Daviot Bear]

Pished

 

[Mostin]

Paul is about 100 years old i think

 

[Batigol]

Paul the slavering eejit

 

[mark hateley]

Any slower paul?

I need you to slow down to snail pace.

That's great he got the vaccine, what was it against poetities.

 

[Macdonsj]

the best thing about his football season
he got the vaccine

Yesssss

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Well done auld yin. Now either start greetin or gtf.

 

[Edweird]

"They don't talk to the pans".

Bet he does, daft old cvnt.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Christ, who’s this now? You can practically hear the soup dribbling down his chin...

 

[bad boy boogie]

Auld gordons ready for the box

 

[TinoWatp]

Have you guys heard Jimmy Bell will be stepping down at the end of this season.

Can anyone confirm?

 

[Arkanoid]

Holy %^*& is this eeyore? Pish stained old fanny, can picture him and his wife/sister traipsing around Poundland

 

[jones65]

This one sounds like a ghost at a seance. lol

he’s like a 45 getting played at 33

 

[Weesam]

the best thing about his football season
he got the vaccine

Yesssss

Just a little prick haar haar

 

[Leo_Ger]

I think the vaccine was wasted on Paul.

He's on the road out regardless.

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Christ, who’s this now? You can practically hear the soup dribbling down his chin...

Aye n the pish down his leg.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Right Paul, do one sit back and watch the One Show.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Any so called Rangers fan who thinks this season was all about 10 in a row is no sort of Rangers fan at all.

If you care more about stopping others than about winning for yourself then you'd be better suited to the mhob from the east of the city.



And relaaaax

I shouted at that prick.

 

[VMS]

Fck this had enought away to watch dancing on ice

 

[mark hateley]

He wants 1st July.

Marching season.

 

[TimzRFudz]

He doesn’t sound as though he’ll see the first of July.

 

[jones65]

This host is good value, plenty decent one liners.

 

[The Gooner]

I can’t remember seeing (limited as I am in America) anything in the Scottish media about 55

it was about 55 for us, absolutely I think that caller saying about 10 was a dig at Clyde, Hannah and his media colleagues

Maybe it was mate I’m not in Scotland so don’t know if what you say is true. Anyway, it can be both I suppose.

 

[Tamarisk]

Aye I've switched it off.

It's no even a good show.

 

[ottawabear]

Thank F*KK Paul wasn't going to try and Beat the Pundit.

Gordon: "30 seconds on the clock annnnnnnnnd go"

Gordon: "Which player scored blah, blah, blah......"

Paul: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"


Would probably still have tied Dalziel though and lost on the tiebreaker.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Beat the pundit, with the Scottish Sun.

Does that involve folding it up into a ‘Millwall Brick’ and smashing Roger Hannah up with it?

 

[1288Bear]

I can’t remember seeing (limited as I am in America) anything in the Scottish media about 55

it was about 55 for us, absolutely I think that caller saying about 10 was a dig at Clyde, Hannah and his media colleagues

Yes for genuine Rangers fans it was all about 55.

There are, however, a small number of so called fans exactly like the caller for whom it was all about stopping "the ten", who are happy to refer to themselves as "h***" and happily refer to the bheggars as the "hoops" and TLB as "Lenny".

Not worthy of the name Rangers fan - irritate the f*ckin' life out of me.

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Maybe it was mate I’m not in Scotland so don’t know if what you say is true. Anyway, it can be both I suppose.

I think we can both agree though that we want no Rangers fans on Snyde while the rhattlers are in free fall

 

[Leo_Ger]

Thank F*KK Paul wasn't going to try and Beat the Pundit.

Gordon: "30 seconds on the clock annnnnnnnnd go"

Gordon: "Which player scored blah, blah, blah......"

Paul: "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ"


Would probably still have tied Dalziel though and lost on the tiebreaker.

Paul has a tough enough job on his hands to beat the Grim Reaper at a game of chess.

Let alone bothering with beat the pundit.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

I thought for a split second he was saying they could win it still.

 

[ottawabear]

Maybe it is just my internet radio but I can only understand every third word Gerry is saying.

 

[TimzRFudz]

This isn’t a caller, it’s just Hannah trying to put on another voice.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Good in a poor league, but the fact we were out for 4 isn't an issue ffs.

 

[Lairdo]

Dalziel has outwitted Gerry “Poor League.”

 

[ottawabear]

Pyoour League. Was that on the Bingo card Wilkinsvolley? Might need to be added if not! LOL

 

[bad boy boogie]

This one is a complete rocket.

 

[Coopers left foot.]

Dalziel has outwitted Gerry “Poor League.”

Imagine being schooled by one cell.

 

[Jasetheace]

Bolingoli, what a thought, he might be coming back, tremendous banter

 

[ottawabear]

Ah, there we go. Back to form.

Bad Rangers.

Bolingoli and Aberdeen = Yellow Card
Rangers - Red Card

Hmmmmm

 

[Lairdo]

This one is a bitter c**t (aren’t they all?).

 

[Leo_Ger]

An old mentally challenged whore on now.

Always a laugh.

 

[Gordy61]

Gerry is bitter as they come
He must be in agony on the inside

 

[mark hateley]

Wanting the season cancelled.

Oh what a poetish thing to say.

Away back to say 5 hail Mary's.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Gerry is so bitter that he fucking sweats vinegar. GIRFUY Gerry.