Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[shotta1974]

Talking about getting a D.O.F first before a manager, did they not say before our D.O.F that the position isnt needed in Scotland?

 

[bad boy boogie]

John pauls removed the cock from his gob

 

[Jamiegatami]

Aw man, I just realised Lennon might be sitting pished and depressed with this on his radio.

This season would reach new levels of epicness if he phoned in.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

FFs! John Paul sgtarting at 200mph & is speeding up. Take a fcuking breath you mad mentally challenged bassa!

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

Can hear John Paul better now he’s took his sisters pants off round his face

 

[A Magician Named Gob]

It's Mark Guidi! You'd think he'd know better - he's gone full poet!

Aye he's switched over from relatively impartial pundit to total moonhowler so far. Anyone who ever uses the phrase powers that be is dicing with lunacy.

 

[Ubik]

They previously had a shortlist consisting of David Moyes, Paul Lambert, Malky McKay and Brendan Rodgers.

Which is coincidentally also the shortlist for ugliest man in the world 2020.

i hope its him

 

[VMS]

Guidi is fckng delusional,no manager worth their salt will touch the scum job

 

[Rangerista]

John Paul's been bottling it up, he's ready to burst here

 

[TimzRFudz]

Can hear John Paul better now he’s took his sisters pants off round his face

Plot twist - she was still wearing them.

 

[HowdenEnder]

The baby wailing in the background there had perfect timing.

 

[LizzyDrippin]

Dust can settle, I'll never respect Lennon

 

[Three-in-seven]

Full disco nect.

Is that the lights?

 

[Alvor]

The rebuild is well underway

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

The baby wailing in the background there had perfect timing.

Get the police around to his address now!

 

[VMS]

Please let Kennedy be appointed full time,the circus continues

 

[jones65]

John Paul was like tiger heading to starbucks for morning coffee there, slow down ffs.

 

[KGR98]

They seem to forget that big name managers want big fat wages and big fat transfer budgets due to the economic climate that's not happening parkhead way

 

[theytriedtokillus]

The baby wailing in the background there had perfect timing.

That wasn’t a baby that was his 12 year old boyfriend.

 

[Leo_Ger]

It's Mark Guidi! You'd think he'd know better - he's gone full poet!

You can't go, what you've always been.

 

[Lairdo]

“David Moyes -a couple of blips,” opines Mark Guidi (his mate).

At Man Utd he lost home and away to Everton, Liverpool and Man City - this had never happened before. He also relegated Sunderland.

Some f**king blips.

 

[DorsetLoyal]

Does anyone genuinely think they will get a decent manager after this season?
Not a chance in my opinion. They would have him hounded within the first month.

 

[therealmackay]

Has Gordon given up correcting people every time they try to tell him the bravest man in football is a defensive coach?

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Can we get the bloke who wanted Brown as Manager a few weeks ago to call in?

 

[Robert California]

The baby wailing in the background there had perfect timing.

Sounds like song by the Jam could sum up this butter caller

 

[Pliskers]

Bhigotry is alive and well in the West of Scotland - how do we know, because Kheevins gets wheeled out on his night off whenever there is a one of their own is gone / here story (Lennon, Rogers etc).

 

[Azzurri]

Knew he would be on here tonight, bet was champing at the bit all day

 

[Leo_Ger]

Mick predicted that the assistant manager would take over as interim manager if Lennon was sacked.

Some shout. Well done Noncestradamus!

 

[Gazza4d]

Ffs, now we have Mick.

I wonder if the next caller is Paddy?

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Moyes ain’t leaving the EPL FFS

The only way any epl manager would go near them would be to try to rebuild their reputation. The problem now is that’s much more difficult than when Brenda done it.
Rodgers should be seen as a complete failure given his Euro escapades but, although I don’t think the media sets player purchase prices, they did polish that turd effectively. When an old firm team is dominating, Europe is the only measure of success that should be applied. As it was with Walter.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

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Any Rangers fan calling in tonight; hanging is too good for them.

Even if any of them calling in escape the noose, they won't get on anyway.

 

[LizzyDrippin]

Lennon and dignity do don't belong in the same sentence

 

[IAMGROOT]

Kennedy was too busy plotting Lennon's downfall.

 

[Wugs]

Rambling bawbag !

 

[Edweird]

Usually had a back door staff at Parkhead.

 

[BN94]

Mick and John Paul. If it’s Declan next then I’ll be creased up

 

[TimzRFudz]

Mick's on to tell us what he said a couple of weeks ago.

 

[somethingblue]

Is Mick inferring that Kennedy and Strachan were interfering with each other in the back row during the Ross County game?

 

[Edweird]

This guy's a regular brahan seer

 

[Leo_Ger]

"I'm not sitting here with green tinted specs on."

Does have green tinted teeth though.

 

[Wugs]

Legends like Alex whutjecallim

 

[IAMGROOT]

This one's a ruthless bastard

 

[ottawabear]

Kennedy was too busy plotting Lennon's downfall.

Bravest Leak in Football

 

[jones65]

Can we get the bloke who wanted Brown as Manager a few weeks ago to call in?

Right after the fanny that suggested Paulo DiCanio.

 

[VMS]

This clown is a bitter as fck always on

 

[The Underfaker]

Neil Lennon,Personality??

 

[NDC bear forever]

Am I hearing weird or is Gordon Duncan sounding odd?

 

[WATP1979]

Aviemore calling.....”ye know, ye know”

aye we know your a total banger!!!

 

[Daviot Bear]

The cold in aviemore must of frittered his brain

 

[nelster]

Whats this guys point ?

Its like some poor soul thats phoned his maw to ramble for half hour