Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Gordy61]

He was trying to quote Live It Up during his call absolute cringe

 

[Gordy61]

This one is on about the 21 minute trophy

 

[KGer29]

This guy lollllllll

 

[ottawabear]

This one is on about the 21 minute trophy

Tears of a Clown

 

[TimzRFudz]

This absolute throbber still crying about the last OF game. Delicious. Geezagreet John, ya fhanny.

 

[Gordy61]

Tears of a Clown

It’s all they have

 

[BoomSong]

This is what we want!

 

[TimzRFudz]

NATAMEAN

 

[Recoba]

Going on about a 25 minute period in one game at Ibrox, what about the 3 games previous to that?

Absolute lunatics.

 

[Pistonarms]

Johns a Johnny bag !!

 

[DunantBlue]

Winners of the 25 minute nearly laid a glove on em trophy..

 

[LD5]

Wants to rest players against St Mirren, what a throbber

 

[Ten4bot]

Mark you are a clown

 

[Gordy61]

We don’t field weakened teams.We replace one good player with another who more or less does the same job.

 

[monkey magic]

Going on about a 25 minute period in one game at Ibrox, what about the 3 games previous to that?

Absolute lunatics.

They never had a shot on target at Ibrox after 21 minutes, mate. They are deluded headbangers.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Who's this so called Bear.

Do one ya crank.

 

[Junior Ganymede]

Did take long for Andy Halliday to tow the RC party line.

*toe

 

[Recoba]

They never had a shot on target at Ibrox after 21 minutes, mate. They are deluded headbangers.

I know mate, they caught us at our worst aswell and we were starting to come into the game and I'm convinced even without the red card we would have found a way to win.

They are going to get pumped in a few weeks.

 

[Rangerista]

This is a stoater of a caller!

 

[Carson’s chosen few]

This is a stoater of a caller!

Davie’s a junky

 

[Rangerista]

Davie’s a junky

He sounds like one ..... PAL!

 

[ottawabear]

Derek McInnes upset at Celtic Park?

Aye, that'll be right.

 

[willowbankbear]

Dalziel and Wilson are always Thursday.

Hannah and dalziel are dumber than tonight’s eejets

 

[ottawabear]

Hannah and dalziel are dumber than tonight’s eejets

Oh, we'll just have to disagree on that one, LOL.

 

[top_cat]

Wants to rest players against St Mirren, what a throbber

Or a Tim.

 

[JD65]

Is this guy on acid?

 

[Recoba]

Another pissed illiterate kunt

 

[Stuwatp93]

Quadruple trebles the tainted 8.75 blah blah blahhhh get it up ye

 

[Gordy61]

Gerald is a stuttering mess,clinging to the tainted 9 and quadruple treble.
He’s not even making any sense

 

[ottawabear]

BJK's nine and Walter's nine were COMPLETELY different achievements than this tainted 8.75.

Competition is key ya tosser. You basically had NONE in your 8.75.

 

[Cambuslangger]

Step away from the Mick Jagger son....

 

[Jason2101]

Gerald Gerald Gerald. Never would I have guessed he came from Coatbridge

 

[TimzRFudz]

It's like some sort of Samaritans phone line for these dribbling cunts....

 

[MearnsUnionist]

mentally challengeds really do need to try and stop pronouncing big words like "ENTITLED."

 

[Gordy61]

The teaser question is difficult tonight...well at least it is for me

 

[arnietac1]

WTF was this drunken twat's point?

 

[Melanchthon]

This guy is a drunken bum. The way their fans think that we should not celebrate is absolute entitled madness. I don’t think I ever thought that - even when those filthy animals were defacing the streets celebrating their tainted titles I understood why they did it, even as it turned my stomach. Why wouldn’t they celebrate? Why wouldn’t we? I can’t wait, I will be going mental along with every bear.

 

[Rangerista]

Gerry from Coatbridge seems to have a problem with his recollection, his team has done nine only once.

Also, like them all, he clings to this notion that their rebuild will be complete in a season and that consequently they'll be back on top. I'm actually quite glad that they believe this, he'll be in an awfy state when the cold wind of reality blows over him in May 2022.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Please stop Billy.

 

[Gordy61]

Get in there Billy!

 

[instructor]

Listening to the 2nd half of the show, a bit poor tonight.

 

[therealmackay]

who's this roaster?

well done son, you've just won the prize for the most convoluted "joke" with the shittiest "punchline" in history. The Golden Raspberry is heading your way.

 

[Three-in-seven]

Was it Super that used to call Alfie Morales?

Not forgetting Ajeerah.

 

[gersfanal]

The disco lights were bought for the Champions League, which they haven’t been near since they bought them.

Maybe Rangers could offer them £5k for them on the basis that RFC are much more likely to be able to make use of them before they become obsolete.

 

[WalterLoyal]

Was it Super that used to call Alfie Morales?

It took Ally 2-3 years to get the pronunciation correct and some still haven't mastered it. Never before has such a simple name confused so many. You hear Rangers fans on the radio regularly who still can't get it right.

 

[willowbankbear]

Oh, we'll just have to disagree on that one, LOL.

Wilson sounds like a thick Glasgow student
Hannah sounds like a prick you want to knock %^*& out of
Dalziel sounds like mother wells village idiot wanting to be everyone’s friend but when you call him out gets all defensive and sounds even more stupid than you already thought he was

 

[ottawabear]

Wilson sounds like a thick Glasgow student
Hannah sounds like a prick you want to knock %^*& out of
Dalziel sounds like mother wells village idiot wanting to be everyone’s friend but when you call him out gets all defensive and sounds even more stupid than you already thought he was

so we're both right! HAHAHAHA

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

John you lost the game, you lost the league, you lost the battle, you lost the war AND NOW YOU LOST YER HEID!!!!

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

It's like some sort of Samaritans phone line for these dribbling cunts....

Aye they think they're on it!

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

mentally challengeds really do need to try and stop pronouncing big words like "ENTITLED."

They just wish it was tentitled!