Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Ubik]

brilliant old wheezy jim

 

[L_D]

Old Bhoy living the dream right now

 

[gusty2]

All tell you that the noo

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Here's a walloper, getting big John knew intae the equation to make him feel better, another prick .

 

[TimzRFudz]

I’d have played the ballboy before I’d have played Edouard.

hahahahaha fucking yaaasssssss

 

[ace23ger]

Dalziel is a total walking talking pantomime.

This guy currently on, the guy after the comedian, sounds like he'd get out of breath reaching for his cigarette.

 

[Saracen N.S.]

Well at least this tits correct about Turnbull

Aye but that Diddy Dalziel said he is a fantastic player! He couldnae tell stork fae butter that moron.

 

[Ted Rangers]

25 million from season tickets

Isn't that accurate? 50,000 tickets at an average of about £500

 

[GreegsysGloves]

Dalziel is an utter moron. Never a pundit in a million years

Hes got absolutely nothing to offer on the modern game. His time has come and gone, amazed theyve stuck with him tbh.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Get Laurie on.

 

[White Cafu]

Can’t believe one of them had the audacity to call out the lord and saviour Turnbull

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Get Laurie on.

Did he not "defect" to PLZ talk show?

 

[LizzyDrippin]

Isn't that accurate? 50,000 tickets at an average of about £500

They would have to have sold every single season ticket to a full paying adult. No OAPs no kids, no students

 

[Bluenose1979]

Dalziel stock answer: "Taylor has got everything in the locker"

So did their club photographer back in the day...

 

[Edweird]

Get Laurie on.

He's in the house trying to decide if Postecoglou is 2, 3, 4 or 5 syllables

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[AllyDawson72]

This guy just ran up a flight of stairs

Amazing how much this happens. Folk that are too nervous to speak as well.

 

[Nando2]

I miss just us tims something terrible

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Hes got absolutely nothing to offer on the modern game. His time has come and gone, amazed theyve stuck with him tbh.

Other than a goal at the cesspit, he had nothing to offer forty years ago either.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

They would have to have sold every single season ticket to a full paying adult. No OAPs no kids, no students

Weren't some of them (a reasonably sizeable number) caught a season or 2 ago using juvenile season books for the Theatre of Screams?

 

[giogaddi]

Ahh shit forgot about this. How's Mark Wilson been taking it?

 

[Ready72]

Barkas couldnae catch a cauld

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Weren't some of them (a reasonably sizeable number) caught a season or 2 ago using juvenile season books for the Theatre of Screams?

More than a few seasons ago by the look of this!

Celtic crack down on fans using children's season tickets

CELTIC fans were thrown out of Celtic Park on Wednesday night after posing as kids to get in cheaper.

www.dailyrecord.co.uk

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Come on Kevin gies a laugh, sounds like he had a breeze block for his dinner.

 

[Batigol]

Kevin appears to be calling from inside a tumble dryer

 

[Ted Rangers]

They would have to have sold every single season ticket to a full paying adult. No OAPs no kids, no students

No VIP type tickets either? That's why I said average. I'd say it's probably about the right number. It's also why Rangers want to expand the stadium to match them.

 

[Wickbear]

Joe Hart is their saviour!!!

 

[giogaddi]

Kevin is calling from a sunbed. Wow.

 

[Ready72]

Kevin phoning in from inside the sunbed hahaha

 

[Mr Han]

Sunbed Kevin.

 

[Daviot Bear]

Loony bin has a direct line tonight

 

[Metalhead1965]

Kevin under the sun bed ffs its not like we haven't had sunny weather recently

 

[Coisty09]

Under a sunbed and phoning Clyde…. You couldn’t make them up!!

 

[giogaddi]

Aw here we go a philosophical Tim. My favourite.

 

[Ready72]

The Covid thing that’s happened.
Passed it off there like a sickness bug going round

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Lying caant he's under his bed shittin himself ...arsehole . Ffs this halfwit Cooooovid ...prick
Edit: this yin is a banger talking shoite to make him feel better , glad they got horsed out the Champions league.... Chief prick

 

[Blue As]

The “coovitt hing“ getting blamed now

 

[jexx]

Kevin "burnt tae a cinder!" Oan the sunbed,

 

[LRM]

Who’s this banger? Head in the clouds

 

[gusty2]

COVIDs fault

 

[Del]

Covids fault now :shh:

 

[Main Stand]

“Edward”

 

[Andymk07]

Its covids fault again forgot only selic are affected

 

[Mr Han]

'' EdWaRd ''

It's Édouard you fud.

 

[Ubik]

losers chat - im glad we're out.

 

[Blue As]

This Clown sounds like Sheridan

 

[Bro989]

Didnae want the Champions League hing that's happening.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Cavalier football has been brought back to the Piggery............it's just they're not doing the finishing bit yet!

 

[LRM]

“I’m glad we’re out the Champions League”… fantastic!

 

[giogaddi]

This pudding thinks they're looking good. "we're looking great going forward, just not got the finishing part right"

 

[gusty2]

On the radio raging but glad they are out of the Champions League??