Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Bknowe]

Keevins all too happy to chuck Lurgan Flop under Johns Vengabus but will step in front of it to defend Liewell

 

[BN94]

Just keep winning Rangers. These bastards will go to any lengths to stop us. They are showing their true colours. Not only on this radio station. They belong behind us and the reason they’re hurting is they know it. I love that they hate us more than they love their own club. We’re superior through history and a support second to none. I love their pain.

 

[So Mote It Be]

John in the ‘Briggs sounds nervy.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

they are hurting tonight and for one i am happy at that

You're not the only one mate.
This is like Christmas come early!

 

[Malbec]

58 year old and away to complain to his mammy

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

Storming Ibrox.
BLM
Celtic have reserves, believe me.

Guy is definitely a flat earther.

Its that Tommy rocket who used to be on all the time.

I remember him years ago phoning up Mike Grahams show through the night and ranting about Rotschild banking cabals.

Good to see he is still bat shìt mental.

Hopefully 55 finishes him.

 

[ShotaShuffle]

Just tuning in at the final fence - Has that walloper Laurie chipped in?

The first guy that was on was nearly in Tears. Archie from Greenock I think.

 

[Three-in-seven]

Mental Tom and Crazy John please, injected directly into my jugular.

Frank from Harthill would be a good alternative.

 

[L_D]

5 day cobra meetings on Clyde 1, shoo has to get through to them.

 

[Changingman]

Ventriloquist dummy on now...

(slight head movements between each word)

 

[Recoba]

That last caller is the reason I hate those kunts.

 

[The Little General]

Here's another mouth breather

 

[Leo_Ger]

'If he's listening'.

He's currently conked out, absolutely pished, swimming in his own filth ya mad gimp.

 

[Kirbys House]

If he's listening

 

[WinkieWATP]

Heard Frank from Kilmarnock earlier when I was out in the car. He had a word for Celtic that he gave the big build up to. I was expecting a Laurie from Denniston like word that would expand my vocabulary somewhat. Driving along in anticipation of what this fine word he was going to deliver to describe his beloved hoopswas he then delivers the word clueless.

What an anticlimax that was.

 

[Arminius]

Wight a mhob, its atwocious

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

'If he's listenin'

 

[MearnsUnionist]

Ventriloquist dummy on now...

(slight head movements between each word)

Howling at that mate.

 

[Madjid Moments]

John has Neil Lennon posters on the ceiling

 

[BOB THE BEAR]

You're not the only one mate.
This is like Christmas come early!

this is great long may it continue

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

'If he's listening'.

He's currently conked out, absolutely pished, swimming in his own filth ya mad gimp.

Probably not too far from the truth!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Atwocious so it iz

TLB must stay.

He's going to get leathered by his fellow mhanks.

 

[Ubik]

mentally challengeds should appoint this mentally challenged

 

[Gumbo Pickle Packer]

Wight a mhob, its atwocious

Tony Angelino The Singing Dustman does Super Scoreboard

 

[Stella_Bear]

Tomorrow night will be just as good.

 

[CD Bear]

its a habit remember Dariusz Dziekanowski, called jackie

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Johannes Edvalson got called Shuggie.

 

[northsealoyal]

A good talk will sort it brilliant insight caller

 

[Madjid Moments]

Did he just say Neil Lennon has jobby on his hands????

 

[Arminius]

Please win every game between now and 3rd January, Rangers

It will be glorious

 

[L_D]

Yahoo's! Shug is telling you to grow up.

Listen to the man. Dream is over.

 

[The Predator]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333497262501228545

 

[55 and counting]

Missed Tommy

Still as mental as ever after all these years. Took me a minute to realise who it was.
Penny dropped then thought it's good to hear he's still an absolute crackpot.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

A good talk will sort it brilliant insight caller

Why does he think a wee rec room is getting sorted? A pool table & a tuck shop will see it alright.

 

[So Mote It Be]

John’s eaten all of the chocolates out of his advent calendar already hasn’t he?

 

[Stoorie]

This guy has a future in reading the news.

To other slack jawed yahoos.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Same time, same place, same laughs tomorrow night Bears!

 

[Changingman]

Same time tomorrow

 

[roffey]

This has been superb. On to the H&H flagship now

 

[Puggy]

Best edition of SSB in a long time

 

[bigblue9]

That was outstanding, they certainly entertained us!

 

[Captain Cutlass]

We Want More!
We Want More!
We Want More!

 

[Main Stand]

Hope tomorrow’s just as good.

 

[MearnsUnionist]

If John was the manager he would bring all the players into his office and tell them they were "gettin puntet."

John is being nominated for Young Businessman of the Year.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Best edition of SSB in a long time

Here's hoping, as the week goes on, they have time to stew & get more & more mental as each day passes!
Culminating in a spanking in the San Siro!

 

[norm1890]

Heard Frank from Kilmarnock earlier when I was out in the car. He had a word for Celtic that he gave the big build up to. I was expecting a Laurie from Denniston like word that would expand my vocabulary somewhat. Driving along in anticipation of what this fine word he was going to deliver to describe his beloved hoopswas he then delivers the word clueless.

What an anticlimax that was.

Lawrie would have had them discombobulated

 

[The Predator]

How do you even summarise that.

What a fucking show that was tonight.

 

[55 and counting]

Rangers v Hearts..a Friday night game. When Ashley was gonna buy Ibrox n rent us it back.. Novo n Ian Ferguson led a fans protest. Few kicked doors in.... was not only justified, but was with in reason n nothing compared to them last night.

Over the course of 2012 until King took over the fanbase showed remarkable restraint imo. We should've stormed the marble staircase and forcibly removed the bastards 1 by 1.

 

[Main Stand]

Lawrie would have had them discombobulated

I honestly can’t wait for someone to find out what he actually does for a job, can almost guarantee it’ll be something that doesn’t require his vocabulary.

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Its that Tommy rocket who used to be on all the time.

I remember him years ago phoning up Mike Grahams show through the night and ranting about Rotschild banking cabals.

Good to see he is still bat shìt mental.

Hopefully 55 finishes him.

About 10-15 years ago i had a habit of not sleeping at night and would lie and listen to talksport and he was on all the time.



Absolutely batshit crazy but i used to look forward to listening to him for a laugh.

 

[KGer29]

We Want More!
We Want More!
We Want More!

Wasn’t long enough