Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[wee bud's pit boots]

A good few years back iirc they got a last minute winner in a midweek game , we beat Dunfermline that night at east end park.

Did Hateley score the winner?

 

[Eastern province bear]

Did Hateley score the winner

Few years on ma friend pretty sure we won 2-1 or 3-1

Think novo s ores - klos was in goal for us
Boumsong (sp) played for us at the tine

 

[DEJABLUE62]

Hearts wouldn't have finished 2nd without Celtc throwing the game at Tyncastle, mate.

Was that the result of the game at Ibrox when they brought their newspapers with them?

 

[DEJABLUE62]

Some may believe in coincidences, some of us don't.

It just happens to be a coincidence they lost at Tynecastle in 2006 and against Aberdeen at home a few years ago, therefore making sure we didn't get a chance of CL monies the following season is all just a coincidence?

Gimme strength.

PS, when was the last time dolly beat the filth in a league game at the cesspit that actually mattered?

I had 20 on the sheep at 6/1

 

[The Gooner]

Seen that they are running with notifications from a nonce that they have bet £1000 on Rangers getting a penalty .

Really are displaying their Tim love. That phone in last night was like a Calum McGregor appreciation society.

When we defeat them, it will be a cheated narrative. The odds on that are too short to justify a bet.

Don’t tell them it’s Beaton who has the bet on

 

[Craigie]

Some clown on claiming Celtc have a "free hit" on Sunday and it doesn't matter if they lose.


I assume he's forgotten our game in a field against Dundee scheduled for.next week.

 

[Pollokbear]

Genuinely wish there was some form of interpreter for some of these clowns phoning in - the eejit Malcolm there who sounds like a dolly botherer. He’s an absolute simpleton.

 

[Morpheus]

Malcolm's still got his tongue lodged up a sheeps arse.

Absolutely not a word of that was legible.

 

[Mal3]

Some clown on claiming Celtc have a "free hit" on Sunday and it doesn't matter if they lose.


I assume he's forgotten our game in a field against Dundee scheduled for.next week.

Was promptly shut down by the panel. Absolute half wit

 

[paphosranger]

Malcolm's still got his tongue lodged up a sheeps arse.

Absolutely not a word of that was legible.

Sounds like a radio scotland reporter.

 

[Morpheus]

Sounds like a radio scotland reporter.

Touché

 

[arnietac1]

Was promptly shut down by the panel. Absolute half wit

When Mark Wilson's laughing at you, you know you have made an erse of yersel...

 

[DUK_]

I remember that. It was at Parkhead though, and they were 5-0 up after 50 minutes to win the league against us.

They were 5-0 up after 50 mins against us?

 

[Mal3]

When Mark Wilson's laughing at you, you know you have made an erse of yersel...

Was thinking that myself, when Wilson says “I couldn’t disagree more” you know you’ve had a shocker

 

[Mal3]

Is anyone watching the live stream? What did the guy say there?? Didn’t catch it lol

 

[G74Bear]

Is anyone watching the live stream? What did the guy say there?? Didn’t catch it lol

The wife is no f*****g use

 

[arnietac1]

Is anyone watching the live stream? What did the guy say there?? Didn’t catch it lol

Listening on radio so same as you but sounds as if it was good. Lol

 

[arnietac1]

The wife is no f*****g use

Aye but what did he say?

 

[Boots'n'Braces]

"have you got help Ryan? naw the wifes here but she is no feck..ng use"

 

[G74Bear]

Aye but what did he say?

Can you no read?

 

[madride]

Graeme sounds as bitter as they come

“A don’t care about Rangers”

“Rangers didn’t put us under pressure, we dropped points ourselves”

I can’t put into words how much I want to do this mob on Sunday and get it right up every last one of them

 

[Mview83]

They’re pretty confident eh

 

[willowbankbear]

Graeme sounds as bitter as they come

“A don’t care about Rangers”

“Rangers didn’t put us under pressure, we dropped points ourselves”

I can’t put into words how much I want to do this mob on Sunday and get it right up every last one of them

I know him very well , he is very bitter

 

[scottie626]

does Mark Wilson not know the Rangers managers first name it is always Clement, hi Mark it is " Philippe "

 

[EddiBrock]

Some clown on claiming Celtc have a "free hit" on Sunday and it doesn't matter if they lose.


I assume he's forgotten our game in a field against Dundee scheduled for.next week.

The reverse is actually far, far closer to the truth.

We lose, its still in our hands. The same cannot be said for them.

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

That auld knob Hugh doubling down on his reverse psychology and predicting a 3-0 win to us on SSB.

I doubt even any of us would predict that result.

I still expect to win but with the nature of what’s at stake I predict a much smaller margin.

It’s a win-win for him. We win - I told you so. They win and he’s inwardly delighted.

 

[muttley]

That auld knob Hugh doubling down on his reverse psychology and predicting a 3-0 win to us on SSB.

I doubt even any of us would predict that result.

I still expect to win but with the nature of what’s at stake I predict a much smaller margin.

It’s a win-win for him. We win - I told you so. They win and he’s inwardly delighted.

He's a weird and devious wee guy. He goes after Celtc not because he dislikes them, but because he's a rabid fan who hates to see Rangers winning.

 

[Clicker]

Had it on for a few minutes after the game, Keevins sounded relieved at getting a point, I assume the mentally challenged who was raging at drawing was Mark Wilson.

 

[G74Bear]

Few Celtic fans applauding the draw

 

[G74Bear]

Jonny having a meltdown at the prospect of us being awarded 3pts, not that it will ever happen

 

[Airplane]

Shug about to have a square go

 

[Airplane]

Keevins is correct where is donacaster in all of this, we should be hearing from him

 

[Mal3]

Jonny having a meltdown at the prospect of us being awarded 3pts, not that it will ever happen

I was absolutely ending myself at him there, fuckin hilarious

YI DAE IT AW THE TIME HUGH

 

[Family bam]

Wee Johnny from Barrhead calling in first time from Leverndale Mental Hospital.

Well done Johnny, fine first time call!

 

[Craigie]

A clip of Dundee Secretary Eric Drysdale just been on Superscoreboard blaming, wait for it...









Global warming.

 

[Pioneer]

The big man from Anaheim got it spot on. Complete bollocks from that Dundee fella.

 

[Craigie]

Wee Johnny from Barrhead calling in first time from Leverndale Mental Hospital.

Well done Johnny, fine first time call!

First time using a phone by the sounds of it.

 

[Family bam]

First time using a phone by the sounds of it.

He struggled dialing in with his 12 fingers.

 

[Blueblood86]

On the subject of we will just play it next week....does the panel or spfl not take into account that this disrupts our plans and preparations for a semi final ...
Instead of playing this weekend any little niggles with players etc have a full week recovery , now we have to go play on the Wednesday potentially any knocks etc sees a player unfit for semi final ....
The whole thing is a joke Rangers should be saying %^*& off ....the most important part of our season impacted by a club like dundee , someone from spfl should of been at that pitch at the first postponement a couple weeks ago n said then you will have to find somewhere to play for next 3 home games atleast, waterlogged or not it's a disgrace.

 

[aghalee_hero]

I was absolutely ending myself at him there, fuckin hilarious

YI DAE IT AW THE TIME HUGH

Get the clip uploaded, I missed it

 

[G74Bear]

I was absolutely ending myself at him there, fuckin hilarious

YI DAE IT AW THE TIME HUGH

Screwball

 

[High Society]

A clip of Dundee Secretary Eric Drysdale just been on Superscoreboard blaming, wait for it...









Global warming.

Apparently Dens Park on Tannadice Street has a micro climate that’s different from Tannadice park …on Tannadice Street

 

[vintime]

Apparently Dens Park on Tannadice Street has a micro climate that’s different from Tannadice park …on Tannadice Street

Must be all that deforestation that's taken place on that side of the street
Explains it all lol.

 

[Liviger1984]

This dundee fan sounds like he's gonna cry

 

[KJ_Rozental]

On the subject of we will just play it next week....does the panel or spfl not take into account that this disrupts our plans and preparations for a semi final ...
Instead of playing this weekend any little niggles with players etc have a full week recovery , now we have to go play on the Wednesday potentially any knocks etc sees a player unfit for semi final ....
The whole thing is a joke Rangers should be saying %^*& off ....the most important part of our season impacted by a club like dundee , someone from spfl should of been at that pitch at the first postponement a couple weeks ago n said then you will have to find somewhere to play for next 3 home games atleast, waterlogged or not it's a disgrace.

I guess if we were still in Europa we would have had to play on the Thursday before the Sunday semi final game anyway, but planning for that weeks in advance vs just a week before is obviously very different.

 

[Blueblood86]

I guess if we were still in Europa we would have had to play on the Thursday before the Sunday semi final game anyway, but planning for that weeks in advance vs just a week before is obviously very different

100 mate ...management will prepare for what is actually happening.
They shouldnt have to prepare for this as it shouldn't be happening, next weeks preparations etc are up in the air, due to incompetence from dundee to the spfl .
It directly affects us as a club, and was totally avoidable.

 

[Bluechip]

He struggled dialing in with his 12 fingers.

 

[vancy]

Wee Johnny from Barrhead calling in first time from Leverndale Mental Hospital.

Well done Johnny, fine first time call!

Wee Johnny from Barrhead was a friend of ours on the wind up

 

[Family bam]

Wee Johnny from Barrhead was a friend of ours on the wind up

I know exactly who it is big fella!!

 

[Family bam]

Wee Johnny from Barrhead was a friend of ours on the wind up

As you know, he's a valuable nutcase member of my extended family!

Tuned to the moon.