Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Marfc_84]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Niemi £0.7m
Charbonnier £1.2m
Klos £0.8m
Christiansen - £1.7m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£6m since 1986. Nowt since 2000.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

They've paid roughly the same for a keeper to sit on the bench, than we have for every single keeper we've had the past 35 years?!!

 

[weeneebs]

Lisping yahoo Ronnie Charters is taking it real bad on STV.

Big pauses between sentences to add drama, all that's missing is the tears.

Make no mistake, they are on the brink of implosion.

Timplosion Surely

 

[Ambiorix]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1324779001165062144

 

[Madjid Moments]

Billy in Shettleston one word “Lack of Desire”

 

[Govan Ger]

Inept, shambolic,some lovely words.

Chuckle.

 

[Main Stand]

Billy in Shettleston one word “Lack of Desire”

Was literally coming to post this Hahahah.

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

Billy in Shettleston one word “Lack of Desire”

Phuck off... brilliant

 

[Ready72]

Sparked a beer open for this tonight.
Absolutely hilarious.

 

[Red White &Blue]

Caller.....shamefull, shambolic,inept, unprofessional, lack of desire.
Gordon... can you narrow it down? HAHAHA

 

[dougiem]

WHY?
Has the DICTIONARY not been on lately ie (Laurie from denniston) these days

 

[AdiCR2]

He’s living on a game to game basis, when Shug is turning on the manager of Celtic then you know it’s getting desperate.

Would Lennon survive a defeat at Fir Park on Sunday? Quite firm no.

 

[Mr Mojo risin']

fvck i think duffy is going for the job

 

[Billcrazy]

how is a ten in a row season unique.....there have been 2 already...wee shug is hurtin

 

[Main Stand]

WHY?
Has the DICTIONARY not been on lately ie (Laurie from denniston) these days

He’s waiting on an up to date thesaurus being delivered, COVID is holding it up.

 

[Govan Ger]

Somebody tell duffy and shoo its not about "10 in a row" its about 55 for all Rangers fans.

 

[GovanBlueNose]

The moon howling mutants are not happy.

Superb.

 

[EricBoAnderson]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Niemi £0.7m
Charbonnier £1.2m
Klos £0.8m
Christiansen - £1.7m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£6m since 1986. Nowt since 2000.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

Outstanding

 

[Red White &Blue]

Factions.
I love it.

 

[jweebear]

Caller.....shamefull, shambolic,inept, unprofessional, lack of desire.
Gordon... can you narrow it down? HAHAHA

Was he reeling off their teams good points there

 

[Puggy]

The tears are fecking delicious, I can taste them through the radio

 

[CooperSF]

So the players need a ride to get motivated again?

 

[Billcrazy]

Mental health from the pandemic now

 

[Fourladshadadream]

It’s the pandemics fault.
Players going home to a empty house.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

Is Duffy on tonight?

He will never say a bad word about Lennon but even he'll struggle to spin this one.

I'll tell you something, Jim Duffy is a well known lifelong teetotaller so cannot blame the drink, but he sounds as angry as I've ever heard him.

Duffy is no daft and I really respect his opinion on football, switched on and no bias, but he sounds apoplectic tonight.

Great times.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Hugh can Neil Lennon survive a defeat on Sunday?
Hugh whispers 'no'

 

[Est1872]

When they appointed the lurgan bigot, I was celebrating, even though they'd just won a treble.

I knew this meltdown was in the post.

It was inevitable with this alchy waster in charge of them.

Happy days.

 

[Rio Loyal]

It’s Covid thats causing it

 

[dougiem]

Even spew mentioned the deck of cards these CANTS are FOLDING

 

[insanicdrunk]

It’s the pandemics fault.
Players going home to a empty house.

From Big Empty to house empty, with an empty head!

 

[Scrubs UK]

I'd rather they drew on Sunday. I don't want them ditching Lennon just yet.

 

[John Mckillop]

This show sounds like a holding pen for the jeremy kyle show

 

[Balogun1]

Was literally coming to post this Hahahah.

Likewise.

 

[Balogun1]

Shoo just about in tears.

Loving it.

Wish Duffy would shut up and let the inbreds on.

 

[Dedé Arneaux]

Lovin how Lambert doesn’t know the difference between factions fractions and fractious

 

[Chester Loyal]

Laxalt, great signing

 

[longtimedead]

It’s the pandemics fault.
Players going home to a empty house.

Why don’t they just fly in a scheme goblin like Frimpong did ?

 

[Changingman]

I'm waiting for a 'baffult' before I crack a beer.

It's like the Tim version of russian roulette.

 

[ShootYouDown]

This is great..Jim Duffy absolutely beelin!!

 

[Mr Mojo risin']

such an inquest they are having i cant remember them having such an inquest when we get beat in europe

 

[Recoba]

Remember when they beat Milan by scoring 2 goals less.

Well after that game they won they said it was the shape that was the problem because of their amazing 2nd half 1-1 performance.

Meanwhile people with a brain knew it had eff all to do with their formation.

 

[Edweird]

When they appointed the lurgan bigot, I was celebrating, even though they'd just won a treble.

I knew this meltdown was in the post.

It was inevitable with this alchy waster in charge of them.

Happy days.

Regular as clockwork he seems to meltdown in 18-24 months.
Was appointed because he was cheap.
Brown is still there through sentiment. Without admin he'd be playing in the Championship.
Griffiths is still there because he's a hateful Tim.
Duffy signed to appease the Groin Brigade.
It's a great plan.

 

[Atheist Bear]

how is a ten in a row season unique.....there have been 2 already...wee shug is hurtin

Huh? What is this happy horseshit?

 

[amabluestar]

It’s the pandemics fault.
Players going home to a empty house.

Pingpongs house wasn't empty.

 

[BN94]

WHY?
Has the DICTIONARY not been on lately ie (Laurie from denniston) these days

Ffs. I forgot about him. Has he been on this season?

 

[Recoba]

Did he just say Jimmy Johnstone up next on the phones ?

 

[Hap Hapablap]

When they appointed the lurgan bigot, I was celebrating, even though they'd just won a treble.

I knew this meltdown was in the post.

It was inevitable with this alchy waster in charge of them.

Happy days.

I said it at the time that his appointment was a hail Mary by their board hoping they could bulldoze their way to the fabled 10 before he imploded.

It's only happening now because we shot ourselves in the foot last year, but it's now staring us in the face in glorious HD and we need to make sure we ram it home.

 

[Henrywatson115]

they asked the caller there for 1 word regards celtic .its simple RANGERS ....old prick jimmy from johnstone on next he will be fun

 

[Its-Sebo]

Remember when they beat Milan by scoring 2 goals less.

Well after that game they won they said it was the shape that was the problem because of their amazing 2nd half 1-1 performance.

Meanwhile people with a brain knew it had eff all to do with their formation.

It appears that Lennon is changing formation at least once or twice in every game, and not in a proactive manner. The guy is clearly floundering and praying for something to just 'click' with no real thought behind it.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Celtic dressing room factions
- Celtic
- The Provisional Celtic
- La Resistance
- The funny looking other foreigners.

 

[Henrywatson115]

Did he just say Jimmy Johnstone up next on the phones ?

aye hes a prick