Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[randomhero]

"Huvnae even spoken tae ma fiance or ma weans", where tf do they find these people?

 

[SW_Bear]

"I've not even spoken to my fiance or my weans"


hahahahahaha

 

[Ian1872]

First mentally challenged on, hasn't spoken to his Mrs or his weans since last night.

At least he's not cracked her jaw either.

 

[CooperSF]

The fiancé and weans are delighted, Peter!

 

[BN94]

Lennon being interviewed. He can’t string 2 sentences together. Classless prick.

 

[gusty2]

No talking to the wife and weans

 

[Main Stand]

Devastated hahahahaha

 

[gmoothgers]

First scumbag, “gutted, no even spoke to ma fiancé or wains yet”

 

[RWL12]

Those poor weans and fiance not spoken too

 

[Dougie Gray]

First one on,! “Haven’t spoken to fiancée or the weans yet”!,,

 

[ElDalto]

hahaha

"Devastated – haven't even spoke to ma fiance or ma weins."

First caller, First sentence.
Pure magic.

 

[gusty2]

First caller, First sentence.
Pure magic.

Off to a flyer

 

[SW_Bear]

1st caller, 1st call for Lennon to get the chop. Lovely stuff

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Should be called the
Lennon & Duffy show tonight.

 

[gmoothgers]

Those poor weans and fiance not spoken too

They’ll be cowering waiting for the beating

 

[Corkinator]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Niemi £0.7m
Charbonnier £1.2m
Klos £0.8m
Christiansen - £1.7m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£6m since 1986. Nowt since 2000.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

Christ klos for 800k, we’ve had some keepers for nowt

 

[aghalee_hero]

Peter from Paisley the first caller delivers haha!

 

[Billcrazy]

This is glorious, first caller....Lennon out Duffy shite etc

 

[Main Stand]

This better not be a wind up like last time.

 

[mike myers loyal]

Good start from Peter. More of the same please.

 

[Madjid Moments]

First mentally challenged on, hasn't spoken to his Mrs or his weans since last night.

At least he's not cracked her jaw either.

Just because he didn’t say it doesn’t mean it hasn’t happened

 

[peter robertson]

gary is embarrassed

 

[peter robertson]

wants eddie howe

 

[Ubik]

the 'high' of beating aberdeen ffs

 

[Three-in-seven]

"gut wrenching"

Fabulous.

 

[Changingman]

gary is embarrassed

Deeply embarrassed.

 

[mike myers loyal]

gary is embarrassed

Deeply

 

[Balogun1]

First mentally challenged on, hasn't spoken to his Mrs or his weans since last night.

At least he's not cracked her jaw either.

He didn’t specify that in fairness.

Maybe he did and they haven’t spoken to him.

 

[brand69]

Eddie Howe. big empty. The tears are real.

 

[Madjid Moments]

Gary sounds like somebody has pissed on his chips

 

[Balogun1]

This guy seems like he wants to top himself.


Perhaps for the best?

 

[Porrohman]

"I've not even spoken to my fiance or my weans"


hahahahahaha

sounds like thumbheid's been on the show

 

[Atheist Bear]

"Huvnae even spoken tae ma fiance or ma weans", where tf do they find these people?

That show really is the dregs isn’t it? It’s like having your dinner in a public toilet. Just dreadful, ‘what has my life come to’ sort of feeling.

 

[Captain Cutlass]

Eddie Howe!
FFS, this is glorious!

 

[gusty2]

Its a big empty

 

[Three-in-seven]

Gary sounds like somebody has pissed on his chips

He wants a noo manager!

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Won 1 in 6 at home lol

superb.

 

[Balogun1]

Eddie Howe.

A homesick joker who would never move to Glasgow.

 

[Billcrazy]

It's el yanoousi ;s fault for being on his phone

 

[Jack Burton]

The slime pit is just a big empty. This is wonderful.

 

[Falling Duck]

“A big empty” Lennon wishes it was an empty so he could have brought a 24 pack in.

 

[CooperSF]

Get that boy who just wants a “bag as cans and Brendan back” on.

 

[Brant Hurley]

gary is embarrassed

That'd be a 1st.....

 

[Wugs]

Its a big empty

 

[Puggy]

They're stuck with TLB. They won't sack him and no one will touch them with a barge pole the more their peado history is being put in the public domain.

 

[Del]

Lisping yahoo Ronnie Charters is taking it real bad on STV.

Big pauses between sentences to add drama, all that's missing is the tears.

Make no mistake, they are on the brink of implosion.

 

[wee_bear]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Niemi £0.7m
Charbonnier £1.2m
Klos £0.8m
Christiansen - £1.7m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£6m since 1986. Nowt since 2000.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

Christiansen the dearest on that list, criminal!

 

[Mr Mojo risin']

Looking forward to Hugh pointless emphasising his concluding WORD!.

if anyone talked like that in company they'd get a skelping

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

I thought Dibble was on a short term contract

A master stroke

 

[Gibraltar Loyal]

hahaha

"Devastated – haven't even spoke to ma fiance or ma weins."

Tbf ...they will be delighted