Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Mr Mojo risin']

I always seem to be in a minority of one when it comes to hugh keevins. Really quite like him and find him pretty fair

you are either trolling, a young lad who knows nothing of the world or a fvcking idiot

 

[Ted Rangers]

As the scum are partners with Clyde probably a term & condition of punditry note that Rae and Dalziel both ex Rangers don't get tore in about the scum either!

But we're partners with Go radio, and it's fair to say their pundits won't be favourable to Rangers. I listen to SSB a lot and its usually a mixed bag. I don’t have a problem with the likes of Mark Wilson supporting them, and Alex Rae is very fair towards us.
People love to be offended though.

 

[Atheist Bear]

I always seem to be in a minority of one when it comes to hugh keevins. Really quite like him and find him pretty fair

He insinuated that we were nazis when he compared an Ibrox card display of the union flag to a 'Nuremberg rally'.

 

[Bluenose Whistler]

He insinuated that we were nazis when he compared an Ibrox card display of the union flag as a 'Nuremberg rally'.

Or perhaps a sleekit way of calling us H*ns?

 

[JerseyLoyalist]

We used have bets of how many times he says 10 in a row during a show but it was so many and not wanting to have to listen to the whole show we changed it to how long into the show before he mentions it, the record was 14 seconds.

His favourite now is,quadruple treble.

 

[sg9375]

Just listen in when they’re struggling.
It really is funny.

Hell yeah love those shows. Timplosion from the callers and pundits gutted. Perfect listening.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Hell yeah love those shows. Timplosion from the callers and pundits gutted. Perfect listening.

Good medicine for mental health during a pandemic lol

 

[The_Irrepressibles]

Just had a listen to the first segment of Mondays show to hear the fallout from Jones/Edmundson debacle.

Will be an interesting compare and contrast job tonight after Frimpongs indiscretions which have far wider consequences given he trained and played matches during that period.

Much was made of the Rangers players potential to put others at risk IF they had made it into training. Frimpong DID and therefore has put his teammates and opposition teams at risk.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Just had a listen to the first segment of Mondays show to hear the fallout from Jones/Edmundson debacle.

Will be an interesting compare and contrast job tonight after Frimpongs indiscretions which have far wider consequences given he trained and played matches during that Pr

That’s the thing.
They’ve treat one by sending him away.
Now another one breaks the rules.
If we get rid of our 2 it can be open to abuse.
Say you want a transfer just break the rules.

 

[The_Irrepressibles]

Uhmmmm.... Frimpong not mentioned in the introduction

 

[sg9375]

Uhmmmm.... Frimpong not mentioned in the introduction

What a Surprise not. Will be another 120 minute shrine to bheast fc.

 

[longtimedead]

Will they be discussing that Boli Bolingoli will be playing the the Champions League tonight and Celtic won’t ?

 

[The_Irrepressibles]

Still talking about Jones & Edmundson, but nothing about Frimpong.

Total whitewash.

 

[pelem]

I always seem to be in a minority of one when it comes to hugh keevins. Really quite like him and find him pretty fair

You are a plant, I smell sheeeite, sniff sniff.

 

[Ramón Sánchez-Pizjuán]

Why doesn’t someone phone in and mention Frimping?

 

[Bear all]

Why doesn’t someone phone in and mention Frimping?

We are only discussing football matters tonight.

 

[Soldier1981]

Why doesn’t someone phone in and mention Frimping?

This show should be discussing it without having to be prompted to do so, everyone involved in that show should be embarrassed. It's news regarding a player in the spfl who has possibly played and trained whilst breaching covid regulations.

 

[ibroxbound]

I always seem to be in a minority of one when it comes to hugh keevins. Really quite like him and find him pretty fair

You do know that you can get a video appointment with your doctor?

 

[Soldier1981]

Still discussing our two numpties and still silent on Frimpong.

 

[Jim Lahey]

Still discussing our two numpties and still silent on Frimpong.

You sound surprised

 

[Soldier1981]

You sound surprised

To be honest I am a little, I thought with the news breaking today that it would be a talking point, especially with Andy being in there.

 

[monkey magic]

Still nothing about Craig Gordon being selected for Scotland while a Championship player ? There were phone calls and outrage from the panel when Lee Wallace and other Rangers players were being considered for Scotland when we were in the Championship. ?

 

[Ardoyne RSC]

My Word that is a death Sentence by the Letter of the law. He would be in a Comma if he was hit by oversized dictionaries.

At the very least, he would get a ruptured colon, well, maybe a semi-colon.

 

[Jjbscotty]

Still nothing about Craig Gordon being selected for Scotland while a Championship player ? There were phone calls and outrage from the panel when Lee Wallace and other Rangers players were being considered for Scotland when we were in the Championship. ?

Keevins said he’s still the best goalkeeper in the country on Monday’s episode.

 

[Soldier1981]

Perfect opportunity to prove people are not anti sellik by bringing up the Frimpong point but it's bodyswerved again, Phill should go grab a can of juice.

 

[monkey magic]

Keevins said he’s still the best goalkeeper in the country on Monday’s episode.

Keevins would, tbf. Gordon is back for Scotland because of one game against Hibs ?

 

[Ardoyne RSC]

Why doesn’t someone phone in and mention Frimping?

I can't cos i've never Frimped.

F me, I'm on fire tonight.

 

[WalterLoyal]

Keevins said he’s still the best goalkeeper in the country on Monday’s episode.

I heard that. That'll be Craig Gordon who lost the jersey to Scott Bain after numerous howlers. He had barely made a league appearance for around 18 months before joining Hearts.

 

[Soldier1981]

Proof if ever any was needed that this lot will only discuss whatever fits the agenda. What is the point in asking callers to get involved via Twitter if you are only going to blank them.

 

[top_cat]

Clyde SSB are a mouth piece for the fat Japanese, he sets the agenda, no questions of it, I stopped listening to the show a few years ago due to it simply being sellick radio now.

 

[Hateley's Mullet]

Uhmmmm.... Frimpong not mentioned in the introduction

Why are you surprised, and why is anyone on here listening to this station? The ONLY time it's worth listening to is just after we've pumped Them, or someone else has pumped Them and they're having a meltdown.
There is NEVER another time worth listening to them, especially when that c8nt Keevins is on.

 

[Main Stand]

Roll on tomorrow.

 

[dt17]

Right lads, no Rangers fan should call tomorrow night. Seriously.

This will be one to remember. The meltdown will be glorious.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Roll on tomorrow.

Wait until they drop points on Sunday against Motherwell.
I’ve got Tim’s biting on my fb

a sparky scored a hat trick.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Hugh
Yes caller

Who will go first
Lennon or Trump

Hugh puts the phone down.

 

[Moodiesburn Blue]

Tomorrow should be entertaining!

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

I'm just thinking about articulated Lawrie from Dennistoun. He was on recently spouting about Celtics millions available for transfers while Gerrard is a scrap dealer trading in the budget transfer market
That's right Lawrie... Ra sellik spent £5 million on a Greek tragedy and we got Glen Kamara for £50k.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

He better hope the NHS have millions when rangers make it 55

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

On the subject on barkas.

5m quid. Have we spent that on transfers on keepers in the last 20 year or more?

Surely not

 

[Austin says Ibrox Baby]

I'm just thinking about articulated Lawrie from Dennistoun. He was on recently spouting about Celtics millions available for transfers while Gerrard is a scrap dealer trading in the budget transfer market
That's right Lawrie... Ra sellik spent £5 million on a Greek tragedy and we got Glen Kamara for £50k.

I can’t believe I am going to say this about articulated Laurie but to be fair he called in after that and admitted he was wrong with those comments. Still a grade A fud tho!

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

I've heard Laurie calling in for years. The comments about Gerrard told me that Laurie is a worried man.

 

[Craigie]

On the subject on barkas.

5m quid. Have we spent that on transfers on keepers in the last 20 year or more?

Surely not

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Niemi £0.7m
Charbonnier £1.2m
Klos £0.8m
Christiansen - £1.7m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£6m since 1986. Nowt since 2000.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Klos £0.8m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£2.4m since 1986. Nowt since Klos.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

That's a terrific one for a quiz.

There was Charbonnier btw, 1.2m.

 

[Ricky1872]

Think I may listen in for a change and bask in their misery and excuses whilst quaffing some nice red.

As one does

 

[Craigie]

That's a terrific one for a quiz.

You forgot Charbonnier btw, 1.2m

I knew there was someone else. Cheers.

Niemi also missed originally. Finnish. 28. Yadda yadda.

Edited.

 

[Main Stand]

Woods £0.6m
Goram £1m
Klos £0.8m
Wattereus - £0
Letizi - £0
McGregor - £0
Carroll - £0
Alexander £0
Bell - £0
Simonsen - £0
Foderingham - £0
McGregor £0
McLaughlin - £0


£2.4m since 1986. Nowt since Klos.






*Worked on the back of a fag packet.

Christensen ffs, £2m

*shudders*

 

[Alex Venters]

Christiansen (forgive the spelling) cost us over £2m and was shite.

 

[Craigie]

Christensen ffs, £2m

*shudders*

Christiansen (forgive the spelling) cost us over £2m and was shite.

I had convinced myself we got him on loan, as with Thomas Myhre. Wishful thinking perhaps!

 

[Balogun1]

Why are you surprised, and why is anyone on here listening to this station? The ONLY time it's worth listening to is just after we've pumped Them, or someone else has pumped Them and they're having a meltdown.
There is NEVER another time worth listening to them, especially when that c8nt Keevins is on.

So, in other words, tonight.

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

Mental to think our highest fee for a keeper was Christiansen