As usual our board are too nice to even recognise they've been stitched up again but as I'm not, can I suggest to them how to play it if they want to get some payback with interest and don't mind getting down in the sewer...
First, they need a vehicle for a very public debate with the support that the media can't ignore.
Get a stooge to suggest to Club 1872 to call an EGM with the stated aim of pulling out the friendly tournament.
Board prepared response. "We recommend voting against the resolution."
Media turn up to live tweet slavering at the mouth expecting some epic bloodletting at our expense.
Open meeting. Restate above position. "Why don't you want us to play them? Its worth lots of cash"
Invite audience for input before taking vote. Call stooge on the floor: "Because they are paedophile harbouring scum bags. Playing them is tacitly condoning their behaviour"
"We're shocked you think that. They've made some very sincere denials and we would point out that they haven't been found responsible for anything untoward in court. Of course, if they are found to be responsible and it turns out they are guilty of enabling a massive paedophile ring to prey upon children for generations, rehiring the perpetrators and then conspiring to conceal it through numerous sham investigations and tawdry legal manoeuvring we would not only expect the tournament organisers to withdraw their invitation but all right thinking members of society would expect uefa and the sfa to kick them out of football entirely and the police to investigate whether those cover-ups constituted criminal offences. Anything less would be condoning the rape of children. Indeed, any decent person with connections to that club would have to consider whether it was appropriate to maintain those ties."
Take vote. Close meeting. Stay classy - resist the urge to drop the mic.
Over to you intrepid mainstream journalists. Once you've finished accusing us of cheap point scoring you don't really have a choice but to follow the story and ask the question to the organisations and people we've just called out.
Somehow I don't think this is on Stewart Robertson's to-do list. And he's right - it's too serious a subject to use for point scoring but at some point I wish we would show everyone that we aren't scared to press the nuclear button. Might make the atmosphere at the Piggery a bit tasty though