omega
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Imagine the scenes. It would be glorious!
Is it all a dream?
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Sober up ffs.I don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
napierblue
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Op is the best post I’ve ever read on here. As a side note I can’t be the only one that hasn’t done any work today as I cycle through news outlets seeing them being dragged through the mud. Come on Hibs finish this day off perfectly
Bishybear30
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And the award for best 2021 thread goes to you OP. Let the good times roll man!!!
jackgers877
Active Member
It's called hubris guys and has happened at the end of many so called "empires" over the centuries. Not that the Dhims would know what it meant.
Bishybear30
Well-Known Member
Thank god I’m not the only one hahaha
All happenedI don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
ICA_86
Well-Known Member
That’s not totally unrealistic as it stands.
Eight league games to go before then.
Net gain of 6 points sets it up.
Glass Onion
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Love it!
FISHEAD
Member
Superb post mateI don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
DougieJones
Well-Known Member
They’re the ones caught in a landslide, no escape from reality
Soldier1981
Moussa Dembele's Number 1 Fan
I don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
If you put this in the weird dreams thread in the lounge you would be told to stay off the drugs.
Gregco
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jicrw
Well-Known Member
I don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
After reading that I've just put a "Pony" on the Hibees tonight, at 3s LOL.
Yip. We could win it at the Piggery.
Whoever is to blame I personally would have preferred if they hadn’t broke the rules.
I say that because I wanted to beat them and stop the tainted ten.
We have been outstanding for most of the season and I wanted that to continue and put them back in their box after years of abuse ( no pun intended ).
They thought 10 was a certainty and they still think we are shite.
Facts are the Rangers are back and 55 will be here sooner rather than later.
This season will take them a long time to get over.
WATP.
I say that because I wanted to beat them and stop the tainted ten.
We have been outstanding for most of the season and I wanted that to continue and put them back in their box after years of abuse ( no pun intended ).
They thought 10 was a certainty and they still think we are shite.
Facts are the Rangers are back and 55 will be here sooner rather than later.
This season will take them a long time to get over.
WATP.
Bristol_bnose3
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Soldier1981
Moussa Dembele's Number 1 Fan
If that's a possibility I genuinely think that after the game in 1999 Celtic as a club should take responsibility, think of the supporters saftey and issue wingsuits for them in the top tier.
And crash helmet's for the officials.
M0LS
Well-Known Member
I know, and he only cost us £50k!
McQueen
Well-Known Member
Brilliant mate.I don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
Bluehart
Well-Known Member
This should be framed.I don't know if it's down to being in lockdown, having to Shield due to Corona Virus and being on strong medication, but I think that I have been having these crazy dreams for the last 6 months:
We beat Galatasaray, to qualify for the Europa League Group stages.
We won our Europa League Group, which included Benfica.
One of the weirdest was that Kemar Roofe beat 4 men in the pishing rain and scored from inside his own half against Liege.
Meanwhile, the Tims were getting humped on a regular basis.
They were knocked out of the CL by Ferencvaros.
They were humped 4-1 home and away by Sparta Prague.
They finished bottom of their Europa League group.
They paid £2m upfront and £40k a week to a guy not fit to lace Zander Diamond's boots.
The Tims completely imploded, to the point of sharks getting thrown around their car park. (That one was a bit weird, I must admit).
The dreams kept coming:
Our right back was the top scorer in the SPFL.
We beat the Tims home and away in the league.
We beat the Sheep 3 times in the league, twice at Pittodrie.
We were unbeaten after 23 league games.
We only let in 6 goals in those 23 league games.
We won 15 league games in a row.
Get this, we are 22 points ahead in the league.
The Tims hit the self-destruct button.
Did these things really happen? If not, please don't waken me up.
We win the next 9 games and they lose 2 out of their next 11 games (assuming that they play their 3 games in hand before meeting us) , we would win it at the Piggery in the 9th game of that sequence.
Prestwick_ Bear
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This is Glorious!!!!
