Jack Ross - The 'ASOS Ancelotti'

[Number8]

Tescos twat

 

[TN8]

The Kwiksave Kanu

 

[BSPECIAL]

Tony Watt has some cheek, a total dumpling.

I wish some player would take his studs down the wee fuds unguarded shins. Horrible wee critter.

 

[TerrySilverLoyal]

Surely thts a pisstake

 

[JMCK]

This obviously only works with lower end of the High Street market?

 

[LetsGo]

Rumbelows Ravanelli

Argos Aguero

 

[IrvineLoyal]

The factory shop Drogba

 

[RangersEasyOK!]

Provident Loans Pochettino

 

[LetsGo]

Day-Today Drogba

 

[Pirlo]

That's a bit rich coming from the Lidl Lewandowski.

The barras Benzema

 

[Simply a Bear]

Such a shame. Hate to see an historic European team struggling.

 

[Totti]

Guy’s a Spar Shevchenko . . .

 

[muz73]

Tony Watt isn't clever enough to come up with something like 'ASOS Ancelotti'

Correct, he is the living embodiment of a cretin.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Poundland Puskas

 

[The Director]

Tony Watt is a horrendous football player.

His missus is absolutely tasty without any taste in men

 

[Simply a Bear]

Tuck shop Tony.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Findus crispy pancakes Fergie
Paddy's market Puskas

 

[Hideyorii]

Like Aldi's but for clothes.

Not really. Asos sells well known fashion brands and theyre not particularly cheap. Aldi sells own brands cheaper. Theyre not comparable. Asos would be more like sainsburys. Primark would be aldi

 

[top_cat]

Just saw the score from yesterday!

 

[Nattybutnice]

They look destined for a relegation battle this year.

 

[Bristol_bnose3]

The Kwiksave Konterman

The Netto Neeskens

The Vinted Van Basten.

 

[Glenn Quagmire]

The Superdrug Sacchi

 

[LetsGo]

eBay Eusebio

 

[Glasgow Rangers (Sco)]

Gregg's Guardiola

Fuk all wrong with Greggs fella……

 

[T WATP]

Tesco Toni

 

[Alex_Bear]

The clatty pat's cantona

 

[Blue Lew]

As much as a tool Watt is, that’s a belter if true.

 

[struth 1872]

Tony Watt is a horrendous football player.

As well as being one ugly bastard

 

[lwl]

The William Lowelife.

Not quite playing to the rules there and maybe being a bit on a mere twatt.

 

[Liviger1984]

Primark Pele

 

[Glasgow Rangers (Sco)]

I genuinely think that Sunderland documentary will have a detrimental effect on the rest of his career

 

[Bulletproof]

The soup kitchen Suarez(sorry not very good at these games)

 

[Govan85]

Tony Watt has some nerve, such a waster. As much as I hate Dundee utd and have loved their implosion, I rate Jack Ross. He did well at every club he was at and was unfairly sacked from the edinburgh tims. Dundee Utd would just have been as shite this season of theyd kept Courts imo

 

[jim_baxter1960]

The Bobby Sands Ken Tuckyfriedchicken

 

[Boldvale]

Piss poor from poundland Pele.

 

[orjan_persson]

The Co-Op Diop.

 

[StuGers]

You lean something new every day

Unfortunately the info he has given you isn’t quite accurate!

 

[insanicdrunk]

The rumours about Tony Watt and Jack Ross having to be held apart in the dressing room after the game yesterday are sadly true. Apparently it all kicked off after Watt called his manager the ‘ASOS Ancelotti’.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1559150878107500548

Fud v fud, canny whack it!

 

[Alex_Bear]

Like that fat furk at the bheasts. The paddies market pep

 

[Kirkhillbear]

Pair of twats

 

[TamS-RFC]

Cooncil Klopp

 

[Cooper 11]

The Radio Rentals Romario

 

[Pollokbear]

The Presto Pelligrini

 

[dooman42]

Paddies market Jesus

 

[Spiderman]

Watts got previous for mouthing off, has he not?

 

[top_cat]

Primark Pele

Primark Pep

 

[Stoorie]

Trongate Trapattoni

 

[Cooper 11]

The Mace Morelos

 

[VGM]

The Londis Lewandowski

The Costcutter Costacurta

The Matalan Maldini

The Woolworths Werner

The Savers Salah

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Can someone tell me what ASOS means, asap.

The rumours about Tony Watt and Jack Ross having to be held apart in the dressing room after the game yesterday are sadly true. Apparently it all kicked off after Watt called his manager the ‘ASOS Ancelotti’.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1559150878107500548