Jack Ross - The 'ASOS Ancelotti'

[Thomas Vallance]

The Bobby Sands Ken Tuckyfriedchicken

I’m not sure you’ve understood the mission Slim

The Costcutter Caniggia

 

[VGM]

The Londis Lewandowski

The Costcutter Costacurta

The Matalan Maldini

The Woolworths Werner

The Savers Salah

 

[Gers1997]

Farmfoods Figo

ALdI better ah promise

 

[KGR98]

Can someone tell me what ASOS means, asap.

Stands for As Seen On Screen a clothing website

 

[Godrup99]

That's quite witty, unlikely to have come from the argos aguero.

 

[Legend76]

Ran out of shops so I'll go for......

Farce'n Wenger

 

[KGR98]

The DayToday Drogba

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Stands for As Seen On Screen a clothing website

Cheers bud.

 

[New York Bear]

The Ratners Ronaldinho...

 

[Cooper 11]

The Oxfam Oxlade-Chamberlain

 

[GodStruth]

One for the oldies, with a Dundee Utd link -

The VG Van Basten

 

[Rich Uncle Skeleton]

 

[km_2083]

Not really. Asos sells well known fashion brands and theyre not particularly cheap. Aldi sells own brands cheaper. Theyre not comparable. Asos would be more like sainsburys. Primark would be aldi

Then it was definitely meant as compliment as Ross is about 3 levels below that n below primak/Aldi also

More like the Dunn’s Deschamps

 

[Gauche.]

Tony Watt?
Things must be bad for Ross if he is being insulted by the T J Hughes Tardelli.

 

[thefortytwa]

If you didn't know the untrained eye could just tell Watt played for them, looks like a heroin addict and usually dripping of sweat/breathin out his arse within 5mins.

 

[Burton blue]

The Londis Lewandowski

The Costcutter Costacurta

The Matalan Maldini

The Woolworths Werner

The Savers Salah

Poundland Parkhead

 

[coplandron]

Ross getting a roasting from the Bernardo’s Baggio, a new low for Ross!

 

[John Mckillop]

The Ratners Ronaldinho...

Or RATTLERS

 

[VGM]

The Kwik-Save Quaresma

 

[Amo6591]

The Matalan McCoist

 

[ScotiaPapac]

The Netto Nieto

 

[ScotiaPapac]

Aldi McCoist

 

[BroomloanWATP]

More Store Messi.

 

[archimedes]

Not really. Asos sells well known fashion brands and theyre not particularly cheap. Aldi sells own brands cheaper. Theyre not comparable. Asos would be more like sainsburys. Primark would be aldi

We've found our first Asos shopper.....

 

[Kingging]

The Henry Healy Henri

 

[Hideyorii]

We've found our first Asos shopper.....

No, you found your first ASOS Premier customer

 

[BoyciesDa]

Ross will just pump Mrs Watt

 

[mikeymols_10]

The Brighthouse Beckham

 

[stonewall Jackson]

Charlie Ridiculous actually tipped us to win nothing and this mob to win a cup. The “standard” of journalism from these so called experts is astonishingly poor. Ross will be lucky if he is still in a job come the League Cup Final.

 

[Cucumbear]

TK Maxx Tillman
Elizabeth Duke Eusebio

 

[BlueSevenTwo]

Because Tony Watt just oozes class.

 

[Blootoonboy]

I genuinely think that Sunderland documentary will have a detrimental effect on the rest of his career

That and he is also a bang average manager.

 

[FriendsDontLie]

The Joop Jardel

 

[I.M.A.Bear]

Twatt

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Tony Watt is dumber than a puddle full of muddy water, fucking prick of a guy. But if an insult to Ancelotti tbh, doubt he can imagine being the subject of such an insult aimed at an utter coward of a manager.

 

[OnTheWay]

That's a bit rich coming from the Lidl Lewandowski.

More of a the wee corner shop you canny find Vardy

 

[jim_baxter1960]

I’m not sure you’ve understood the mission Slim

The Costcutter Caniggia

Aye, couldn't resist - should have been H block.

 

[jaws73]

The Keystore Klopp.

 

[Optimus_Prime]

As there was a set to, guess it was a bit of a Spar…

 

[albertzuk]

Lidl Lewandowski

Barras Benzema

This thread has serious potential.

Poundland Pogba

The Gallowgate Galactico

 

[servicepoint]

Yellow Label Laudrup.

 

[Al Needham Loyal]

Bit rich, coming from the Cash Converters Creaney

 

[Blue boy]

Ratner Ronaldo

 

[AyrshireNoSurrender]

The Semichem Suarez

The Home Bargains Higuan

The Dunelm Del Piero

 

[Brissy Bear]

Watt is a grade A tosser, and as such doubt he coined that - but ASOS Ancelotti is decent patter.

 

[SimonLeBon]

Cannae whack a bit of Tim on Tim.

 

[tazzabear]

Tony Watt isn't clever enough to come up with something like 'ASOS Ancelotti'

Tony Watt isn’t good enough and hasn’t achieved enough to berate any manager.
Scoring a winner against Barcelona is no mean feat but after that its zilch, niet, nada, zero and nothing.

 

[Mac72]

The Safeway Sane

The Barras Balotelli

 

[Cooper 11]

The Dr Barnardo’s Batistuta

 

[FriscoBlue]

What’s ASOS?

was about to ask the same, LOL