Joe Aribo

[Commodore Carbuncle]

To be fair to him it was me that asked the question, apologies.

You have no need to apologise to me mate.

 

[Korova Milk Bar]

Extremely confident he will be a Rangers player

You love to see it.

 

[jdm1873]

It is.

But the first team player's brother is on here and he'll know it's me that's spilling.

That's just bogus Mate.

Why say anything. So we sign a foreign player and there you go, that's the one you were talking about.

Chances are we will sign a non British player anyway.

 

[M@x]

So a guy joins the forum this week and pretends he's itk?

I think we've seen this before!

 

[The Pontiac Bandit]

Why would the first team player know of our targets and negotiations?

Exactly.

Stevie G is hardly going to set up a transfer targets whatsapp group with the players.

Alot of the time the players find these things out when we do.

 

[Yer da]

That's just bogus Mate.

Why say anything. So we sign a foreign player and there you go, that's the one you were talking about.

Chances are we will sign a non British player anyway.

We will sign a male, over the height of 5 ft and below 7ft. He will have a pair of eyes and can kick a football.

You can take that to the bank.

 

[randomhero]

It’s never done till it’s done & he’s paraded

So bare that in mind

But I have enough information to say that baring a disaster he is Rangers bound & we are confident

Repeat it’s not done but looking great & I am very confident

At least you elaborated

 

[tazzabear]

From what I've seen and heard about him and checking his stats, he'd have the potential to push hard for a 1st team spot right away bud.

I’m late in on this one.
I need a quick summary of today’s events.
Will you provide.

 

[tazzabear]

We will sign a male, over the height of 5 ft and below 7ft. He will have a pair of eyes and can kick a football.

You can take that to the bank.

Rules out a few.
Sadiq and this years version of Kyle Lafferty.

 

[Recoba]

So a guy joins the forum this week and pretends he's itk?

I think we've seen this before!

Yet many still believe him, and to make matters worse he posted about 5 minutes after Id10 gave the update

 

[Tito]

We will sign a male, over the height of 5 ft and below 7ft. He will have a pair of eyes and can kick a football.

You can take that to the bank.

So an upgrade on Lafferty then? Great news

 

[MearnsUnionist]

I’m late in on this one.
I need a quick summary of today’s events.
Will you provide.

@ID10 has commented that he's heard we're very close to signing Aribo, Tazza.

That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

 

[WATP3006]

FS leave the thread for an hour and miss the breaking news.

@Recoba - you feeling alright mate? Lol

 

[Recoba]

FS leave the thread for an hour and miss the breaking news.

@Recoba - you feeling alright mate? Lol

I am feeling great mate but keeping my excitement in check until its official.

 

[Zizou]

He will

This will be a huge signing for us.

You seen much of him bud?genuine question

 

[tazzabear]

@ID10 has commented that he's heard we're very close to signing Aribo, Tazza.

That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Good news but I’m glad I didn’t go through the pages to find this was it.
I noticed the link with a foreigner but with no real info, that doesn’t raise my pulse any.

 

[LoganBear]

come on doc.

Announce aribo

 

[MearnsUnionist]

Good news but I’m glad I didn’t go through the pages to find this was it.
I noticed the link with a foreigner but with no real info, that doesn’t raise my pulse any.

Best ignored Tazza I'd say.

 

[Ranger1003]

No idea about Snapchat but someone said to me he dropped a big hint on that however it's done ?? Lies I take it ?

 

[LoganBear]

No idea about Snapchat but someone said to me he dropped a big hint on that however it's done ?? Lies I take it ?

ehhhhhh?

 

[Mr. Bean]

No idea about Snapchat but someone said to me he dropped a big hint on that however it's done ?? Lies I take it ?

That was a fake mate.

 

[Recoba]

You seen much of him bud?genuine question

I admit i haven't seen a lot of him, i remember him standing out on the opening day against Sunderland i think it was, probably seen him in about 5 games all season.

My confidence in him would be more based on glowing reports from England rather than my own observations of him as i only seen him play 4 or 5 times.

He did impress in most of those games though, way above league 1 level.

 

[Starting Anew]

Also told me of another player that hasn't been mentioned in the transfer thread.


Yep, ya got me. Rumbled.

Only, he told me the name of another major signing whose name hasn't been mentioned in the transfer thread yet.

While i’m a bit late to catch up with this thread and am sure that others have already called you on it, you do know that this doesn’t really support your case?

“My mate’s dog knows a cat who takes a crap in Gerrard’s garden. And he’s told me that we’ve got another player lined up. Once we announce he’s signed i’ll tell you who it is.”

On the actual thread itself, delighted with ID10’s declaration. He’s proven himself to have sources and states his limitations but doesn’t usually get too certain in what he posts till things are really close.

However. It’s not done yet. Even if ID10’s source is Gerrard or Aribo himself, Aribo could take his missus up over the weekend to go house hunting and find she hates Glasgow. Or an English team could come in right now with double our wage package. It’s not done till it’s done.

I’m still really hoping for a Carling weekend though with Aribo paraded and Celtic looking like total fannies.

 

[Purpolaris]

I'm ITK and the other foreigner is Torres

Geez this is easy.

 

[Starting Anew]

No can do.
But he's not British and we'll all be very excited.

Rules out Lennon getting sacked and joining us as reserve goalpost at least.

 

[Dempster]

@ID10 has commented that he's heard we're very close to signing Aribo, Tazza.

That's pretty much it in a nutshell.

Delighted about Aribo, fingers crossed firmly , a quick edit as tazza is a poster on here

 

[shota14]

My post

It’s never done till it’s done & he’s paraded

So bare that in mind

But I have enough information to say that baring a disaster he is Rangers bound & we are confident

Repeat it’s NOT done but looking great & I am very confident

Any idea when it could be confirmed mate?

 

[WATP3006]

Delighted about Aribo, fingers crossed firmly , who is Tazza bud ? Is that the boy who was at Villa .

That’s hilarious

 

[M@x]

Delighted about Aribo, fingers crossed firmly , who is Tazza bud ? Is that the boy who was at Villa .

You're at it MDB

 

[SOB-WATP]

Delighted about Aribo, fingers crossed firmly , who is Tazza bud ? Is that the boy who was at Villa .

Real Madrid prospect.

 

[FettercairnLoyal]

Delighted about Aribo, fingers crossed firmly , who is Tazza bud ? Is that the boy who was at Villa .

Tazza is the poster he was replying to

 

[tazzabear]

Best ignored Tazza I'd say.

We’ve had a few of them of the years, eh?
I can’t remember one being accurate.

 

[tazzabear]

My post

It’s never done till it’s done & he’s paraded

So bare that in mind

But I have enough information to say that baring a disaster he is Rangers bound & we are confident

Repeat it’s NOT done but looking great & I am very confident

You’ve earned a bit of trust, One Direction10 and I’ll always accept your first line.

 

[GusPolinski]

I’m fucking buzzing for this

 

[In Walter We Trust]

Guy looks a solid unit at 22

 

[Scooby]

I was friends with an agent up to about a year ago.

He told me a few times about signings that collapsed at the last stages, one was 15 minutes before the transfer window closed.

Nothing is certain until the player actually signs the dotted line.

 

[Robbie Hepburn]

I was friends with an agent up to about a year ago.

He told me a few times about signings that collapsed at the last stages, one was 15 minutes before the transfer window closed.

Nothing is certain until the player actually signs the dotted line.

Now you've no got a scooby what's going on

 

[stephen ferris]

We need the @DocStone seal of approval!

 

[Tpol_rfc]

I was friends with an agent up to about a year ago.

He told me a few times about signings that collapsed at the last stages, one was 15 minutes before the transfer window closed.

Nothing is certain until the player actually signs the dotted line.

Trying to think. Who was it in the last year or two that we had apparently signed only to cillaowe at last minute?

 

[Scooby]

Trying to think. Who was it in the last year or two that we had apparently signed only to cillaowe at last minute?

It wasnt Rangers targets that collapsed, but players to English teams.

 

[Starting Anew]

I was friends with an agent up to about a year ago.

He told me a few times about signings that collapsed at the last stages, one was 15 minutes before the transfer window closed.

Nothing is certain until the player actually signs the dotted line.

No reason to doubt you as it’s a sensible post but i’m now fascinated about what happened a year ago. Why are you no longer friends with him?

 

[Quijibo]

Don't really want to see any YT of him until a deal is done. What a downer it would be to watch it and he ends up elsewhere. I wish he would hurry up either way.

I can’t bring myself to watch any footage until a player signs. Just pisses me off when they don’t.

 

[Scooby]

No reason to doubt you as it’s a sensible post but i’m now fascinated about what happened a year ago. Why are you no longer friends with him?

Played fives with him, but I have chucked it.

 

[Teuchterblue]

I was friends with an agent up to about a year ago.

He told me a few times about signings that collapsed at the last stages, one was 15 minutes before the transfer window closed.

Nothing is certain until the player actually signs the dotted line.

This collapsed signing, was he English or foreign?

 

[Scooby]

This collapsed signing, was he English or foreign?

It was two English teams, nothing to do with Rangers

 

[Recoba]

I can’t bring myself to watch any footage until a player signs. Just pisses me off when they don’t.

Go on treat yourself

 

[Tpol_rfc]

It wasnt Rangers targets that collapsed, but players to English teams.

Not sure what you mean mate. Definitely a player in last season or two was meant to be all but signed with us but didn't happen can't remember who though.

 

[mustn’t grumble]

Was Aribo part of any England u-21 teams? Or any national youth team, for that matter?

 

[trueblue626]

Great news on Aribo!

On the other "ITK" lad...... Whats the point mate?

 

[Mark Walters]

Was Aribo part of any England u-21 teams? Or any national youth team, for that matter?

Doubt it, The English youth system is awash with talent who've been in the system.