The Rhecord On-line’s Sellick romance has cooled somewhat.
Maybe the Wednesday shift are all under investigation and they've had to bring in the newbies, maybe things to suck up up about have dried up, or maybe there is some disconcerting news afoot from Camp Knew. Who knows, maybe pigs will fly….
Anyhow, there are still one or two puff pieces on the worst news website on the planet.
*Somebody called Mark Fotheringham who apparently used to play for ra hoops reckons Captain Wall-Eye is the new Paul McStay. He concludes this because Cap’n Callum is so good no other team has come in for him. Apparenty a ‘host of German teams were interested years ago, but Cap decided to stay and steer his team to victory in a one horse race rather than earn five times the wages playing in the Bundesliga. Yes, according to a no mark in the Sun. Ok
*Another ex-Selt called Andreas Hinkel has poked his head above the parapet to ‘warn’ Sellick that they are in for another ceremonial pumping at the hands of Leverkusen. Not only does Timmy have to face wonderkid-in-a-million-Wurtz and halfway line scoring genius Patrik Schick (his goal doesn’t really count as it was scored with David ‘Boko’ Marshall in goals) But also Moussa Diaby who Hinkel reckons is better than both. Will the inevitable thrashing turn the tide in Rhecord land? Probably not, but it’ll make Friday’s excuse-fest very entertaining.
Finally….. in the continuing saga of ex-Tims who became even better when they left for ‘pure mullions’ Jessica Pingpong has been gabbing off about how his £11m move to Germany wasn’t ‘something he was pushing for.’
His value has dropped €500k from yesterday’s article though as the hacks failed to compare notes. In a lengthy and dull diatribe he also says he doesn’t hate Neil Lennon. He says it twice, so it must be true.
I must be developing Alzheimers as I cannot recal either Hinkel or Fotheringham….either that or they were just shite