Marry Her Immediately!

[mdingwall]

 

[Puggy]

No chance, she’d be in with a chance if she balanced a pint on her head.

 

[WinkieWATP]

She has a serious drink problem

 

[Monty_greenock34]

3 for her......2 for her girlfiend.

 

[Son of William]

Great Jugs!

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Come back to me when she can do that walking backwards

 

[orjan_persson]

As long as the drink in her mouth is hers.

 

[BattleFeverOn]

Looks like she's lost some beer from those cups so no for me

 

[Dadobear11]

Eh, where’s my jumbo hotdog?

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

She forgot the donner kebab pies

 

[eeboh]

She knocked back the offer of a tray saying she had enough to carry.

 

[BillySimpson]

I can't for the life of me see how she's managing two pints with one hand without holding them by the top

 

[munkoomccoist]

Good rangers content this

 

[mdingwall]

Good rangers content this

It's a football forum for Rangers fans. And has been for 20 years.

 

[Blues and Royals]

Hmm……..It’s either Liverpool, Man U or Arsenal.
No likey……..

 

[Snoopproddiedogg]

Shovel hauns

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Good rangers content this

You must be a right laugh at parties

 

[kirk elder]

No chance, she’s be in with a chance if she balanced a pint on her head.

What do you call a woman that can balance a pint on her head while playing snooker.
Beertrix Potter.

 

[Alex Venters]

Send her straight back for a "same again love" order.

 

[WinkieWATP]

Good rangers content this

Do you not like pretty ladies?

 

[WDYGH]

She has a serious drink problem

Only one mouth?

 

[si72]

Good rangers content this

 

[douzpwa]

Looks like she's lost some beer from those cups so no for me

Could have been a bigger loss but she dropped her straw!

 

[WDYGH]

Looks like she's lost some beer from those cups so no for me

The head went down…

 

[Grimsdale]

Where's the nips....no they ones.

 

[L/COLNEYBEAR]

Shovel hauns

Never much cared for a woman with big hauns, not good for the old self esteem.

 

[Kaiser]

She's forgot the pies.

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

She's forgot the pies.

Blondes….

 

[Drumchapel]

Eh, where’s my jumbo hotdog?

Jumbo? Heard you had a wee willie winkie

 

[Drumchapel]

Come back to me when she can do that walking backwards

What makes you think she isn't walking backwards? Where has a bar at the foot of the stands?

 

[Dadobear11]

Jumbo? Heard you had a wee willie winkie

No mate, that’s just your wife trying to spare your feelings

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

What makes you think she isn't walking backwards? Where has a bar at the foot of the stands?

Good point, well made

 

[georgedoors]

Those big hands would be a problem

 

[Big Hepy]

I need a women with smaller hands. Just to keep things in perspective. Big hands make small things look even smaller.

 

[Captain Steve Rogers]

Me at pretty much every gig I've ever been to

 

[Baloo72]

Eh, where’s my jumbo hotdog?

Do you really need to ask?

 

[Grommitt]

She's looking after everyone's jaikits as well!

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

Not a fan of Ladies drinking beer but if those are for someone else then OK!

 

[Mr Bear]

Apparently she's German and also likes a game of pool - I believe her name is Beertrix Potter


.....exits stage right!

 

[Zardoz]

haha, havent heard that one in a while

 

[Ambiorix]

But can she bake a decent cake?

 

[ibroxcats]

Not sure the collar matches the cuffs but she's in my team.

 

[der_hammer10]

Her hands must be massive. My pecker would look like a bookies biro in those shovel mitts, and I’m fighting an uphill battle on that front as it is.

 

[Davieblue1977]

I’m in

 

[Tim Hunter]

Send her straight back for a "same again love" order.

..and get one for yourself.

 

[Alex Venters]

..and get one for yourself.

Steady on!

 

[Wonkychops]

Come back to me when she can do that walking backwards

She is walkin backwards lol

 

[Riccles]

Photoshopped, but good effort

 

[evo14]

What actually happened…

Her man was at the game and had a few pints with his pals. She called him…

Her: What you up to?

Him: Just at the game with the boys.

Her: Are you drinking?

Him: No…

Her: You’d better not be! You know we need to go to IKEA tomorrow and I don’t want you being hung over.

10 mins later she sticks the tv on and sees him at the game having a pint, so drives down to the game and takes his beer off him and his mates. That’s her taking them to pour them down the sink.

 

[Ticketybloo]

It's a no from me. Looking at that she'll probably drink me under the table.