Marry Her Immediately!

[Alf Garnet]

That’s a Swiss army wife right there

 

[Dadobear11]

Do you really need to ask?

That was implied

 

[Groundhog]

Not in the UK, must be mainland Europe where beer is allowed in the stands.

 

[JRei8790]

Could she do this on a cold Tuesday night at Ibrox? Ok substitute the beer for watered down Coke

 

[Vinted]

As long as the drink in her mouth is hers.

She would regularly have my tongue and other parts of my body in her mouth, so don't see the difference with my glass.

 

[Scotia]

What actually happened…

Her man was at the game and had a few pints with his pals. She called him…

Her: What you up to?

Him: Just at the game with the boys.

Her: Are you drinking?

Him: No…

Her: You’d better not be! You know we need to go to IKEA tomorrow and I don’t want you being hung over.

10 mins later she sticks the tv on and sees him at the game having a pint, so drives down to the game and takes his beer off him and his mates. That’s her taking them to pour them down the sink.

Sounds like personal experience? Does it still haunt you?

 

[evo14]

Sounds like personal experience? Does it still haunt you?

Thankfully not, however when playing FIFA, there’s a tannoy announcement that says “can Mr Smith please contact the ticket office, as your wife is on the phone.”

Always feel sorry for the poor bugger

 

[hunter1rfc]

Good rangers content this

Comments like this get right on my tits

A thousand threads about rangers and you choose this one mr uber

 

[Woody]

It's definitely a yes from me. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

 

[alexg123]

Just imagine those hands round your throat when you come home on a friday with a tenner short in your pay packet

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

It's definitely a yes from me. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Brilliant mate,

 

[WinkieWATP]

It's definitely a yes from me. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Bravo

 

[Gdawg]

Not in the UK, must be mainland Europe where beer is allowed in the stands.

Even better, means you wouldn't need to live together! Meet up once a week for the game, she gets the beers in, take her up the road and pump the living day lights out of her, then say "see you next week hen".

Perfect wife, thread title is spot on