My unfortunate half time

[HamiltonBear]

The way I fell and landed I wasn’t facing the telly so had to wait for the goals. Next week I’ll get the killer flip flops looked out just incase.

We will be fine. You've done your bit for the season. Hopefully we won't need any more sacrifices.

 

[GovanFront4]

We will be fine. You've done your bit for the season. Hopefully we won't need any more sacrifices.

No more poor second half’s or @Main Stand is being given up to the god of getting an equaliser.

 

[GovanFront4]

My hand was broken when I was out in Seville at the square when k tried to pick up a beachball and someone tried to volley it at the same time. Hand was like a haggis by the end of the game

Ooft mate that’s brutal. My brother broke a bone in his arm I think during the 55 celebrations. Had to climb over a temp fencing to get out the crowd and slipped on a beer bottle in the ground. Carried on through bravado but next day it looked like it’s gone through a mincer.

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

Ooft mate that’s brutal. My brother broke a bone in his arm I think during the 55 celebrations. Had to climb over a temp fencing to get out the crowd and slipped on a beer bottle in the ground. Carried on through bravado but next day it looked like it’s gone through a mincer.

Felt like the guy from scary movie 2 when I was trying to clap

 

[R.W.B.]

Lying wide awake in my ward, still so sore. Having to operate in the next couple of days broke it in two places.

I was hoping you didn’t need an Operation mate, that’s a b astard, try and elevate your foot as much as you can as that will help with the swelling, all the best.

 

[GovanFront4]

I was hoping you didn’t need an Operation mate, that’s a b astard, try and elevate your foot as much as you can as that will help with the swelling, all the best.

Aye they said more or less straight away its needing an op.

 

[amabluestar]

Are you home OP?

Your nurse awaits your arrival home.
Good luck.

 

[amabluestar]

Honestly I was screaming like a wee jessy and don’t deny it. Never felt pain like it.

I am walking over to the club to clean the beer lines.
Would you like a fucking pint?

 

[GovanFront4]

I am walking over to the club to clean the beer lines.
Would you like a fucking pint?

If your selling fentanyl behind the bar then yes.

 

[Johnny Quid]

Get better soon @GovanFront4 ya silly bastard

 

[R.W.B.]

Aye they said more or less straight away its needing an op.

What kind of property do you live in mate

 

[Realger34]

How are you OP?

 

[Realger34]

Aye they said more or less straight away its needing an op.

Never noticed this, f.uck sake.

Hope everything goes ok mate.

 

[GovanFront4]

What kind of property do you live in mate

House mate upstairs downstairs need to walk from car park %^*& knows how

 

[GovanFront4]

How are you OP?

Really sore mate hopefully surgery today they said.

Rangers a lot to answer for.

 

[R.W.B.]

House mate upstairs downstairs need to walk from car park %^*& knows how

FFS that’s a nightmare, I got out after 1 night as I stay in a one level flat with no stairs, after your operation the Physio‘s will need to sign you off to get out, you will need to prove you can hop about on your crutches, they will send someone to your property to fit a board on your bath so you can have a shower etc

Read my previous post what’s in front of you and get those pish pots from the hospital on release or from Amazon, here’s the damage I done to mine and incision.

 

[GovanFront4]

FFS that’s a nightmare, I got out after 1 night as I stay in a one level flat with no stairs, after your operation the Physio‘s will need to sign you off to get out, you will need to prove you can hop about on your crutches, they will send someone to your property to fit a board on your bath so you can have a shower etc

Read my previous post what’s in front of you and get those pish pots from the hospital on release or from Amazon, here’s the damage I done to mine and incision.

Ooft that is a shocker mate. My INR blood level is too high so can’t get op for at least w couple of days. Was hoping to get it done and over with it’s still killing me.

 

[Let’s Gio]

Ooft mate that’s brutal. My brother broke a bone in his arm I think during the 55 celebrations. Had to climb over a temp fencing to get out the crowd and slipped on a beer bottle in the ground. Carried on through bravado but next day it looked like it’s gone through a mincer.

Oops

 

[Let’s Gio]

My hand was broken when I was out in Seville at the square when k tried to pick up a beachball and someone tried to volley it at the same time. Hand was like a haggis by the end of the game

Look at the wanking blisters, ya dirty bastard.

 

[Bluerhap]

Speedy recovery but should have worked on the technique pre season.

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

Look at the wanking blisters, ya dirty bastard.

Not even for myself either

 

[Number8]

Not even for myself either

When I hear people say beat off the other fans for a ticket to the final it all makes sense.

 

[nybear]

Watching the game working from home and stood up to go for a piss at half time. Tripped over my own flip flop and broke my ankle and now in ambulance on the gas and air.

What a complete fud.

working from home you can take a piss anytime and the boss wont know you have been drinking.
do you get sick pay working from home.

flip flops and high heels have a lot to answer for

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

When I hear people say beat off the other fans for a ticket to the final it all makes sense.

What happens at sea stays at sea

 

[1BadMouse]

33 years? How many times you had to glue the sole back on? Is there any sole left to glue back on?

I go through at least 4 pairs a year then they get demoted for work, dog walking, DIY and the special colour ones used for special occasions

SuperSambaLoyal

Hope the OP is on the mend

Plenty of Red wine with the meds helps……

Enjoy that Codiene Bubble

 

[blueismycolour]

Was it a booking?

No VAR yet, so we'll never know.

Nae luck OP, speedy recovery.

 

[amabluestar]

Really sore mate hopefully surgery today they said.

Rangers a lot to answer for.

How are you doing tonight mate?
Take it you are still in?
Anything you would like/ need brought into you?

 

[Number8]

How are you doing tonight mate?
Take it you are still in?
Anything you would like/ need brought into you?

Take in the midden to brighten his spirits.

 

[snoopyboymason]

I go through at least 4 pairs a year then they get demoted for work, dog walking, DIY and the special colour ones used for special occasions

SuperSambaLoyal

Hope the OP is on the mend

Plenty of Red wine with the meds helps……

Enjoy that Codiene Bubble

Codeine Bubble is class Love it Get Well Soon OP

 

[amabluestar]

Take in the midden to brighten his spirits.

%^*& that, she would kill him.

 

[GovanFront4]

How are you doing tonight mate?
Take it you are still in?
Anything you would like/ need brought into you?

All good mate got plenty supplies. Still very painful and not going to get op for another couple of days.

 

[amabluestar]

All good mate got plenty supplies. Still very painful and not going to get op for another couple of days.

Whisky? :shh: :shh: :shh:
Always found a wee swallay under the pillow kept me in good spirits.
Gonny tread on your toes next home game.
All the best.

 

[GovanFront4]

Whisky? :shh: :shh: :shh:
Always found a wee swallay under the pillow kept me in good spirits.
Gonny tread on your toes next home game.
All the best.

Wish I could mate a wee lager would be nice.

 

[irvine96]

FFS, first game of the season and you’re injured already.



Get well soon

Oops thought it was an Aaron Ramsay thread !!!

 

[onedadoprso.1]

Are you Swedish and a decent central defender by any chance?! Get well soon bud.

 

[Braeside58]

No mate in for the next couple of days then they are operating. I’m on warfarin due to my heart condition so that needs to be at a certain level to operate. Don’t mind being in here to be honest I’m used to it just tough at night as I can’t get settled.

How are you doing today mate ?

 

[bluebells272]

No more poor second half’s or @Main Stand is being given up to the god of getting an equaliser.

You'll be easy to spot for the GF4 bears now mate, crutches and flip-flops is quite the fashion combo!

All the best in your recovery.

 

[Dcalm]

Our early season injury woes continue.

I hope he isn't out for long.

 

[R.W.B.]

No mate in for the next couple of days then they are operating. I’m on warfarin due to my heart condition so that needs to be at a certain level to operate. Don’t mind being in here to be honest I’m used to it just tough at night as I can’t get settled.

You don’t have your problems to seek mate, after my ankle operation I had to jag my stomach for 6 weeks incase of blood clots, when you think your getting out please line up your doctor to have a painkiller prescription ready on that day as the hospital might not give you any painkillers as they never gave me any.

At night is a nightmare trying to get a sleep with all the monitor alarms going off and nurses waking you up to take your blood pressure and not to mention the lovely food.

 

[BlueSevenTwo]

Was it a booking?

No, Robertson ignored it as usual.

 

[Simply a Bear]

No mate in for the next couple of days then they are operating. I’m on warfarin due to my heart condition so that needs to be at a certain level to operate. Don’t mind being in here to be honest I’m used to it just tough at night as I can’t get settled.

I hope it all goes well for you and you're out of hospital soon.

 

[Allysgoldenboot]

Bloody hell that sounds horrendous! Hope you have a speedy recovery.

But flip flops! Ffs mate your not on love island!

 

[The Royal Standard]

Watching the game working from home and stood up to go for a piss at half time. Tripped over my own flip flop and broke my ankle and now in ambulance on the gas and air.

What a complete fud.

Serves you right for wearing ladies footwear

 

[bluetonic]

Flip flops are so dangerous, I stopped wearing them.
I came close a few times to getting injured a few when wearing them.

Good luck, hopefully a speedy recovery.

Only good for wearing on the beach, anything else is madness!

 

[W 2]

 

[Grizzly_Bear]

Fell at home 4 weeks ago and fractured my right shoulder then fell walking home from Ibrox after the West Ham game and fractured the left.

The second one was a result of being unable to hold in a shite for another 20 minutes and had to disappear into trees in Pollok park. Tripped over a fallen branch.

The pain of trying to fasten up my trousers that night will live with me forever.

This story really deserves a thread of it's own.
Shouldn't laugh at your misfortune, but I'm giggling like a wee schoolboy here

Get well soon both, the bears are going down like flies, Ibrox will be half empty.

 

[Braeside58]

All good mate got plenty supplies. Still very painful and not going to get op for another couple of days.

How are you today O.P. ?
Have you had your surgery yet ?

 

[Tbone68]

Tripped over your thong

(As they would say down under)

 

[RAFBob]

Watching the game working from home and stood up to go for a piss at half time. Tripped over my own flip flop and broke my ankle and now in ambulance on the gas and air.

What a complete fud.

I'm laughing at this, but I hope you're alright mate.

 

[GovanFront4]

How are you today O.P. ?
Have you had your surgery yet ?

Not yet think they aren’t going to do op due to risks with my heart condition and anaesthetics. Heading down right now to get it recasted.