Desolatedadobear
Well-Known Member
And pished all down the front of his troosers“My tyre was slashed, and someone stole my wallet, left my front door open, and spewed all over the stairs”
And pished all down the front of his troosers“My tyre was slashed, and someone stole my wallet, left my front door open, and spewed all over the stairs”
CSA is usually a different acronym when referring to his lot.Maybe it was the CSA.
That one’s true thoughI prefer the story where he is slapped about Ashton Lane and pishes himself, that's the one to tell the grandkids!
That’s brilliantNeil Lennon attacked by geese
CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.www.thedailymash.co.uk
was thinking he drove over the bottle of buckie he dropped getting into to car.Occums Razor..
Either someone when out of their way locating his car and commited an act of vandalism and slashed his tyres.
Or
He reversed over the half bottle of grants
vodka that fell out of his back pocket on the way to his car.
My money is on the latter.
You missed a good pun there.He appears to say the timing of this isn't lost on him, and that it's getting tiresome.
Not that the scum don't put out shite against us in Old Firm week, nor are they tiresome in the slightest either.
Pot, kettle, black. Prick.
If lemon's a fat cuñt I'd hate for you to say what you think of meOnly one tyre, this alleged person should have tried harder but I smell lies, just like his child maintenance bill
Fat lady's front bottom
Thing is he could have but its not because of the old firmOnly one tyre, this alleged person should have tried harder but I smell lies, just like his child maintenance bill
Fat lady's front bottom