Neil Lennon claiming his tyres slashed before old firm game again.

[Desolatedadobear]

“My tyre was slashed, and someone stole my wallet, left my front door open, and spewed all over the stairs”

And pished all down the front of his troosers

 

[Nakedbear]

Maybe it was the CSA.

CSA is usually a different acronym when referring to his lot.

 

[temperance]

I prefer the story where he is slapped about Ashton Lane and pishes himself, that's the one to tell the grandkids!

That one’s true though

 

[RabSpackman]

Neil Lennon attacked by geese

CELTIC manager Neil Lennon was recovering last night after a frenzied goose attack.

www.thedailymash.co.uk

That’s brilliant

 

[nybear]

Occums Razor..

Either someone when out of their way locating his car and commited an act of vandalism and slashed his tyres.

Or

He reversed over the half bottle of grants
vodka that fell out of his back pocket on the way to his car.

My money is on the latter.

was thinking he drove over the bottle of buckie he dropped getting into to car.

things that never happened

 

[Rjbear]

He appears to say the timing of this isn't lost on him, and that it's getting tiresome.
Not that the scum don't put out shite against us in Old Firm week, nor are they tiresome in the slightest either.
Pot, kettle, black. Prick.

You missed a good pun there.

 

[foreverrfc]

Our very existence is what really terrifies them. Regardless of the final score in the game today.
We are the people and this Country is ours.

 

[Rickety Cricket]

Only one tyre, this alleged person should have tried harder but I smell lies, just like his child maintenance bill

Fat lady's front bottom

If lemon's a fat cuñt I'd hate for you to say what you think of me

 

[RTD-BEAR]

Only one tyre, this alleged person should have tried harder but I smell lies, just like his child maintenance bill

Fat lady's front bottom

Thing is he could have but its not because of the old firm

He hung about with drug dealers O'Neil basically had to threaten him to get him to stop. Was all over news as well

 

[midlandbear]

Was it the King of Tyre?