One For The Jakey Tims Thread

[Bear necessity]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536733321719386115

Definitely a contender for the top spot

Those 'socks' are painted on surely?

 

[Deco1978]

Definitely a contender for the top spot

Those 'socks' are painted on surely?

Not sure if he had to peel them off or throw turps on them

 

[Whitehorse]

What on earth is that - I would hate to know what's in the shopping basket!

 

[Whitehorse]

Bargain hunt

Is that male or female?

 

[Whitehorse]

God times no been good to gerry britton has it?

 

[ChesterBear72]

Edit: Couldn't resist the trumpet

I spilled my 4cking coffee you cünt

 

[ChesterBear72]

What on earth is that - I would hate to know what's in the shopping basket!

I'd say there goes another whose hard drive needs checking but there's no way that...thing...could use a computer. Or even know what one is.

 

[Always Ready]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536733321719386115

Full kit wanker

 

[Blue bells are blue1872]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536733321719386115

Looks like he tried to take attention away from wearing a full kit 6 sizes too small for him by wearing sh*te lurid trainers.
It hasnt worked.
What a mess an absolute embarrassment.

 

[2 of the Best]

Definitely a contender for the top spot

Those 'socks' are painted on surely?

Fu@k me dead, surely noo, that's truely embarrassing. Could it be another Paedo in disguise.

 

[2 of the Best]

Is that male or female?

He/She never misses a game, can't you tell

 

[Chief Rafferty]

This thread has me in tears of laughter at times, some of the comments are just brilliant! I always wondered though... would the bheasts have a jakey huns thread, so to speak?

 

[Bear necessity]

Not sure if he had to peel them off or throw turps on them

Deep veined throbber that he is...

 

[LetsGo]

Is that a tattoo or a top he has on?

It's a 5 year old's kit he stole aff a washing line.

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

This thread has me in tears of laughter at times, some of the comments are just brilliant! I always wondered though... would the bheasts have a jakey huns thread, so to speak?

They have a hun boys page the sick c¥nts

 

[Pollokbear]

A quick look through her twitter and it's crammed with beast content.

The worst type of burd too. Alright looking but nothing special. If she was chocolate she'd eat herself. I fucking hate wummin that are so far up their own arses.

If you can stomach it...

https://twitter.com/lynseyburns8?lang=en

Was the tweet about “just me getting another wash” that got me. That’d suggest she’d actually washed at some point in the past.

My old boss was exactly like that - although after Konterman’s screamer at Hampden she took the hump & went at sat at the other end of the office so she didn’t need to deal with me winding her up all day. Fuds the lot of them.

 

[StuGers]

A quick look through her twitter and it's crammed with beast content.

The worst type of burd too. Alright looking but nothing special. If she was chocolate she'd eat herself. I fucking hate wummin that are so far up their own arses.

If you can stomach it...

https://twitter.com/lynseyburns8?lang=en

She is one of these older women that is not ageing gracefully.

 

[Jose Calypso]

Looks like he tried to take attention away from wearing a full kit 6 sizes too small for him by wearing sh*te lurid trainers.
It hasnt worked.
What a mess an absolute embarrassment.

They look like Astro trainers

 

[Smoky bear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536733321719386115

You can certainly rule out his clothes have shrunk in a wash, he is just a fat bast*rd and by looks of it that top will need surgically removed.

I took the wife into the Nuffield Hospital last Wednesday for an appointment, in walks a cnt dressed the very same way, his name was Alan Gallacher, if you are looking in ya nob you were a fkn embarrassment

 

[L/COLNEYBEAR]

Spotted in Hamilton at the weekend. He normally has the green and grey top on, it's probably under the jacket.

Care in the community has a long way to go north of the border.

 

[ThorntonMM]

We've found Shergar...

 

[Thomson1]

We've found Shergar...

Aw that’s Summer Teeth

Summer yellow, summer brown and summer missing

 

[The paisley loyal]

Is that male or female?

The question should be " is that alien, or human ".

 

[The paisley loyal]

We've found Shergar...

He could eat an apple through a letter box.

 

[The paisley loyal]

She paid dearly for those balloons, and they don't even remotely look like human diddies. She looks like a fucking tranny.

Brother Brendan, will be back shortly then. l believe he was quite fond of a tranny. Allegedly!!.

 

[pepsimax73]

To save you all the bother and with the celtc guff removed, here's her big hairy Easdale and her Rory Delaps in all their close up glory.

Manky cow.

I'd still test out her shagpile carpet

 

[Blue bells are blue1872]

You can certainly rule out his clothes have shrunk in a wash, he is just a fat bast*rd and by looks of it that top will need surgically removed.

I took the wife into the Nuffield Hospital last Wednesday for an appointment, in walks a cnt dressed the very same way, his name was Alan Gallacher, if you are looking in ya nob you were a fkn embarrassment

He turned up for a hospital appointment dressed like that. FFS.
Was his kit also 6 times to small ?
Thinking some sort of surgical procedure to get it off.
Pretty dangerous for the surgeon though as he probably would get a hernia due to the strain of pulling it off. (if he was like that fat eigit)

 

[Bumplittledipper]

Me and my wife just had a wee walk around Buckfast Abbey grounds in south Devon there as we often do and what where we hit with? A big fat bastard probably mid 30s in a full green and grey strip with an almost comedy sized Celtic baseball cap.

Mainly bus loads of day tripper auld yins and locals like myself out for a walk and this walloper is cutting about as if he is at a Boston St Patrick’s Day festival.

Mrs Littledipper wouldn’t let me take a photo of the khont as she didn’t want to fuel his ego or corrupt my iPhone.

What the fck is the matter with these ‘people’?

 

[Shengus Malengus]

 

[coolatballet]

That cvnt has some articulation in his waist.

Double jointed bastard.

 

[The paisley loyal]

That cvnt has some articulation in his waist.

Double jointed bastard.

Whits wae the two odd shoes. !

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

Whits wae the two odd shoes. !

Both for left feet as well

 

[Gers72]

Both for left feet as well

Can’t even steal stuff right manny mob are from somewhere else like so thing out of MIB

 

[Scott1975]

Definitely a contender for the top spot

Those 'socks' are painted on surely?

ffs!!

 

[Eastern province bear]

We've found Shergar...

Salem’s lot

 

[davyloyal]

Photoshop, I’m afraid. All other writing is back to front except his t-shirt.

 

[ChesterBear72]

A lot going on there; such a strong look

 

[Anony Mouse]

Reminds me of an old saying my mother used to say.
Looks a bit backward going forward.

 

[TCWNS1872]

To save you all the bother and with the celtc guff removed, here's her big hairy Easdale and her Rory Delaps in all their close up glory.

Manky cow.

Classic.

 

[Artful Dodger]

This is a present day photo of big Timmy number 7 the lad pictured on the bus.Years of supporting Septic and obsessional thinking have taken their toll.
That and the pints of Methadone.

Look like a heroin laden Melman from the Madagascar cartoons.

 

[Artful Dodger]

Full kit wanker

Beat me to it. First thing that entered my head.

 

[Artful Dodger]

Salem’s lot

Brilliant!

 

[Barcelona Bandit]

Classic.

Imagine her keepin a pet HEDGEHOG!

 

[Artful Dodger]

We've found Shergar...

Anyone got the meme with the horse beside him asking for his teeth back?

 

[UnionRyanJack]

Would yah?

 

[King Richard]

Miss this thread.

This was my go to if I had a shit day

Always left thinking... no matter how bad things are at least I'm not them

 

[TCWNS1872]

Imagine her keepin a pet HEDGEHOG!

The photo’s been doctored. According to some, she’s pissed herself through her bikini and her trousers?

Or her bush must be like a pile of used brilo pads in order to shine through all that material.

Come to think of it, she looks like she could be related to that wee gimp Compston.

 

[Smoky bear]

https://imgur.com/a/eZm06qW

That`s a Lab experiment gone wrong.

What the fk gave birth to that

 

[TCWNS1872]

Would yah?

Love the St. George’s cross.

 

[TCWNS1872]

That`s a Lab experiment gone wrong.

What the fk gave birth to that

Was he not in those new Star Wars movies?