One For The Jakey Tims Thread

[Groundhog]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536733321719386115

That looks just like Hartson in his prime.

 

[Alfred Blair]

That looks just like Hartson in his prime.

Put me of my corn flakes yuk

 

[Euro Scooter]

That`s a Lab experiment gone wrong.

What the fk gave birth to that

Looks like an escaped turkey with a particularly bad rash.

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

That`s a Lab experiment gone wrong.

What the fk gave birth to that

Years of Heroin and another 9 years on the methadone program

 

[Fuertebear55]

That`s a Lab experiment gone wrong.

What the fk gave birth to that

Looks like the chief of the Padaung tribe from Thailand has found a weirder tribe to join.

 

[UnionRyanJack]

Love the St. George’s cross.

Hahaha just see that
Absolute heada

 

[Twosignals]

Classy white see through trousers and a lady garden.

My first thoughts were Basil Brush?

 

[Rangerstid72]

Spotted in Hamilton at the weekend. He normally has the green and grey top on, it's probably under the jacket.

'Bumped' into this guy last Sunday, dressed exactly the same. He's more to be pitied than despised. Harmless. No ticht, as our Ayrshire brethren would say.

 

[Jack Flash]

Photoshop, I’m afraid. All other writing is back to front except his t-shirt.

Maybe the t-shirt is inside-out?

 

[HamiltonBear]

Full kit wanker

Stolen full kit wanker. None of it fits it.

 

[The paisley loyal]

Stolen full kit wanker. None of it fits it.

Aye, but it's amazing how much that material can stretch. It must save them a fortune. Just buying every thing in school boy sizes, and stretching it to arsehole size. It doesn't half hurt your eyes though.

 

[Aye Ready 1872]

I don’t know her but know of her through people I work with. She’s a Jack the Ripper in the town, only fans etc.
She’s not the worst looking bird in the world to be fair, but she’s as bitter as they come.

She's an ugly, mhanky, beggar whore.

 

[regnar]

Photoshop, I’m afraid. All other writing is back to front except his t-shirt.

Poor bhoy, he's a bit backward.

 

[Rossco_greenockbear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1536733321719386115

The paedo version of a Spider-Man costume

 

[punk]

We've found Shergar...

Bottle opener

 

[RobbieRFC]

Next Sunday, Channel 5 @ 7pm - Billion Dollar Holiday City.

Enough jakey tim material to keep this thread going for a long time, if you can stomach it

 

[Queens Club]

I’m just sitting in A&E waiting to be seen and some guy, well into his sixties, has just came in with the full kit on. What is it with these people?
Sorry don’t know how to post pics plus I’m not feeling that great myself at the moment

 

[eeboh]

I’m just sitting in A&E waiting to be seen and some guy, well into his sixties, has just came in with the full kit on. What is it with these people?
Sorry don’t know how to post pics plus I’m not feeling that great myself at the moment

This boils ma' pish, I took my son to a+e a few years back when he fell playing football at the park with me and his brother, suspected broken arm.
He had on a retro Rangers top and as we're sitting waiting for him to be seen over comes some jobsworth telling me he has to cover his top, never mind a 9 yo sitting in agony, oh no, get the Rangers top covered up.

 

[Aye Ready 1872]

He could eat an apple through a letter box.

Or through a tennis racquet

 

[vinnie]

Posted this the other day on Kerrydale thread but it deserves a place in here.

Posted on KDS? Do they actually have a thread for this stuff in a positive sense?

 

[LyonGer]

Your a barsteward. Almost cracked myself

 

[Bluenose Whistler]

'Bumped' into this guy last Sunday, dressed exactly the same. He's more to be pitied than despised. Harmless. No ticht, as our Ayrshire brethren would say.

He goes past my window every day heading into the ghost town centre of Hamilton, can't say I have ever seen him return the same way? Think he is from Whitehill so may go in through off Bothwell Rd way.

 

[Rangerstid72]

He goes past my window every day heading into the ghost town centre of Hamilton, can't say I have ever seen him return the same way? Think he is from Whitehill so may go in through off Bothwell Rd way.

Seen him in Bothwell rd park

 

[carlosapicella]

That`s a Lab experiment gone wrong.

What the fk gave birth to that

Possibly an elephant?I believe the gestation period of an elephant is 18 months but still howling and greeting with laughter at your comment hee hee

 

[ThorntonMM]

 

[regnar]

The paedo version of a Spider-Man costume

Repulsive!

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

 

[Artful Dodger]

Rapist and now in prison where he belongs scumbag