Roll n Sausage at the Football?

Uddy Gers said:
It can’t be just me who’d prefer this to pies at the football?

I’m not advocating doing away with pies, but I’d much prefer a greasy square sausage and tatty scone on a buttered crispy roll.

Dollop of tomato sauce on it too!
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The idea sounds great but you just know they would be frozen shite square. Bought at 100 for a £1, the sauce would be like something out a bad take away shop, rolls that crispy you'd lose a tooth and the onions would be dried like the pictures.
 
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You get some mingin cheap Square Slice, you get some mingin rolls but you can't go wrong with a bacon roll. What on it?...another rasher of bacon ya manky bint.
 
LoneRanger said:
I think you'll find it's called a roll n slice.
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Always remember my Dad being quite stingy when it came to buying us food at Ibrox. He’d make us a packed lunch to eat in the car, as he refused to pay over the odds for a shite pie :)). Funny how a kid’s mind works, my face was tripping me because I wasn’t getting a pie, yet I was lucky in that my Dad bought our season tickets every year and drove us through for every match, something my friends didn’t get to experience. Definitely a fan of a roll n sausage + brown sauce at the match, OP! :)
 
Hank said:
Imagine the size of the menu to cover all the permutations of said delicacy!

Roll n sausage
Sausage Roll
Square sausage on a roll
Lorne sausage on a roll

etc...
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I think I'll try and open a toastie bar beside it.

Will specialise in:
Cheese toasties
Cheese on Toast
Grilled Cheese
Toasted cheese
Grilled cheese on toast
And, even though it's entirely incorrect, if people want to buy Roasted cheese I will sell them it.

Extra fillings/toppings available include gammon, ham, cured pork, smoked pork and many many more.
 
WinkieWATP said:
Pie and bovril

Is there anywhere else in the world other than within a football stadium you’d order it?
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I sometimes if the notion takes me buy two bells pies , put them in a bowl and pour some oxo onto them . But with bells you know you are getting quality, it’s nothing like the molten greasy stuff you get at football .
 
I think there's a lot of scope for improving the food offerings on match day. Take for example what's available in your average Pret or Greggs.
 
Hank said:
Imagine the size of the menu to cover all the permutations of said delicacy!

Roll n sausage
Sausage Roll
Square sausage on a roll
Lorne sausage on a roll

etc...
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Braised slice n onions is the way forward- eliminates the dried out slice on a roll
 
NorthSideBlue said:
I sometimes if the notion takes me buy two bells pies , put them in a bowl and pour some oxo onto them . But with bells you know you are getting quality, it’s nothing like the molten greasy stuff you get at football .
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With bells you know what you are getting!!

Yep - feckin heartburn the way you eat them
 
NorthSideBlue said:
I sometimes if the notion takes me buy two bells pies , put them in a bowl and pour some oxo onto them . But with bells you know you are getting quality, it’s nothing like the molten greasy stuff you get at football .
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Really? I personally think bells pies are utter shite. Hardly any filling and fairly flavourless, go to a proper butcher for a decent scotch pie imo.
 
Miko said:
I sit in the Sandy Jardine Rear and for the last 18 months or so they've had a small stall at the end of the concourse (nearest the Copland, just under the Davie Cooper painting) which does rolls and sausage but only for the early kick offs. For 3pm kick offs, it did some pretty good homemade soups which aren't at the regular concession stands. The chicken noodle soup was delicious.

I've had a roll & sausage in Ibrox a couple of times in the last year. With tomato ketchup obviously.
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I remember that.The soup was pretty decent considering.
 
Can you imagine how reeking the stadium would be if the concourses were churning out thousands of rolls and sausages at half time, ffs? The unimaginably horrific stench of grease, stale cigarette smoke and bevy would be enough to turn you off visiting again.
 
I was at a third division game in Poland in March and the food was better than at Ibrox. Guy with a BBQ with these massive sausages amazing. And a fridge full of cold beer. Fantastic.
 
My mate got a chicken wrap at Ibrox once and it was just a birds eye chicken burger folded in a soggy tortilla with a slice of jalapeno in it. Paid £6 for the privilege, looked well grim.
 
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