Ryan Porteous - 'I am a hard man'

[Gauche.]

He is so "hard" his recent confrontations have involved a door decoration and a girl.

 

[orjan_persson]

Aside from his dubious footballing abilities, I think there's a real tumbler thrower in there somewhere.

 

[Angrybluebear]

Weird obsession on here

 

[temperance]

Weird obsession on here

So much so you felt the need to open the thread and comment.

 

[gersandproud]

..... Yeah - but he's a lovely guy off the pitch -
Isn't he ?
Weren't we told that ?

 

[SCG]

can we resign Terry Hurlock for 1 match please?

 

[WW55 on the PRW]

I've had harder shites

It is said many times but, 'first one always nails it!'

 

[Graemelins]

Ryan Portaloo

 

[Murray the Bear]

Just noticed the Morton vermin story below that article. Shocking !

 

[coopsleftboot]

So was Ron Jeremy

 

[Angrybluebear]

So much so you felt the need to open the thread and comment.

If you had looked you would have seen I bumped the FOUR threads on the front page alone on him.

FOUR threads on a nonentity all in a row at the top of the first page.

I thought maybe Admin would consider the novel idea of merging threads,

 

[WDYGH]

A face you would never ever tire of punching.

 

[ChildOfGoth]

It’s good that he has the self awareness to know exactly who he is .

 

[Blueallblue]

Empire not be happy he loves him.

 

[TheFrenchTank]

As hard as a skitter after a night drinking heavy.

 

[Rt. Hon. Bearman]

If you have to say you’re hard, you’re not hard.

 

[longtimedead]

Is ‘hard man’ nedspeak for ‘arsehole’ ?

 

[SenoraCuellar]

Aye real hard men lurk about the streets in gangs stealing broaches off flower arrangements.

 

[Alex Boyce]

If you have to say you’re hard, you’re not hard.

I have to say it to the wife' after I've taken my Viagra

 

[pelem]

He's a fuukin Arsehole thug that needs a right good kickin.

 

[Ferrybear73]

Fanny

 

[ResoluteLoyal73]

If he plays against the Tim’s he will get a sentimental red card . Not for the benefit of poor woman, who had her property and family treasures invaded by this cretin and drunken thug friends .
It will be for the exclusive benefit of shameful club of the east.

 

[Doakes Loyal]

Sweet bump bro

 

[Gers1]

Hard man indeed. Would love to see him up against Souness or Terry Hurlock then his hard man tears.

 

[Northhiglander]

Not to overly defend him but he doesn’t say he’s a hard man in the article, he actually says he doesnt claim to be.

Don’t let the facts get in the way of another thread on Porteous. Doubt he is as popular on the Hibs forums. Three threads on here today.

 

[waldo 1160]

As hard as my first shite and last pish.

Dirty players are not hard players - they are just not that good at football.

Nuffin but a phanny, see how “hard/dirty” he is against the sceptic.

 

[Arkanoid]

All bullies are cowards

 

[BlueFire83]

This wee prick makes me want to smash up the TV everytime his face is shown. Grr! Can't wait for the day someone puts him on his ass and wipes the smirk off his face!

 

[dtbdel]

Porteus...Kant

 

[Artful Dodger]

Are ye aye!

 

[Super-Swally]

Hard men don't act like sh*te bags and feign injury.

Utter wank of a boy.

 

[Dcalm]

Can someone edit the post heading, the word "man" has been used and I think the OP meant to use the word "on".

 

[Lord Tom]

There is a player in there too.

Pitty hes the most unlikeable guy ever and a dirty bastard.

Same ilk as ian black.

You think?
Well, I just hope he stays in there and never comes in here.

 

[finbar offended]

Yes hard men steal things from peoples gardens and throw tumblers at female patrons of a bowling club

My wee sister could probably batter 10 shades of shite out of him, the silly wee fud

 

[blueismycolour]

Go back to the 60's, 70's, & to a degree the 80's, that's where you'll find the real hard men. (In my lifetime) Proper intelligent hard men, that understood the game.

What you have with Porteous is;

Someone that lacks the intelligence and skills to be be proper footballer and reverts back to being a dirty bastard, to make up for this inadequacies.

Hard man, do me a favour..............