Statement FC make a statement

[supersonic]

Tongue in cheek as they rip our statements.

This bit in particular - a recurring theme and narrative they are pushing -

For players and a management team, who have given so much in recent years and have delivered 11 consecutive trophies, to require an escort from Celtic Park while being targeted with missiles, is simply unacceptable.


Aka, we have done so much for you, why isnt it enough?!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333160566031048706

 

[Caldow3]

Get that badge to fűck.

No offence to the OP though.

 

[Earth Worm Jim]

Targeted with missiles.

8 weeks

8 weeks of poor results and the fucking missiles come out

 

[The Lone Sniper]

Great stuff.

 

[Jjbscotty]

Perfect excuse to keep Lenny in a job a wee while longer. Happy days.

 

[insanicdrunk]

They aint bagging Neic Cennon!!

Has a manager ever pulled it back when it has went this shit?

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Statement by Statement FC:

Everyone at the Club is hugely disappointed by this afternoon’s result, one which has ended our phenomenal run of 35 consecutive cup victories.

While we sincerely share the huge disappointment of all Celtic supporters, there can be no excuse for some of the violent scenes at Celtic Park this evening. The Club will be investigating these events fully.

For players and a management team, who have given so much in recent years and have delivered 11 consecutive trophies, to require an escort from Celtic Park while being targeted with missiles, is simply unacceptable.

While we understand that only a small number of people were involved in this behaviour, some of the actions this evening, which have obviously left our own players shaken, cannot be condoned in any way.

 

[MatangiBear]

Great statement - can't see them sacking Lennon straight after that!!

 

[Stella_Bear]

They are in utter chaos
Loving it.

 

[The_goalie]

Hopefully means they’re not sacking him. The greatest fans in the world indeed

 

[Amo6591]

They still won't sack him and I'm delighted about that

 

[Sirwatty]

We all know how their investigations turn out.

 

[The Goalie]

Hopefully their investigation is more thorough than their previous in house investigations.

 

[Mview83]

Steak Pie FC

 

[Blue Light Loyal]

No mention of the pandemic and how unacceptable the actions against plod were at these times.

 

[Hurleyreyes]

They are lucky games are BCD.

Imagine what the orcs would've done if they were at the game(s)

 

[Kilsyth Unionist]

Fencing lifted and thrown at polis vans.
What will yousef humza or what ever his name is say to this.

 

[Andymk07]

Ahhh another one for the ever growing investigation pile

 

[Johnny Yen]

I hope he trundles along until January 2nd, ideally some more dropped points before then and bang, humiliation and the sack to bring in the New Year.

 

[Sancus]

Did this investigation commence 2 years ago? Like their other ‘investigation’?

 

[Bluebluecee]

Targeted with missiles.

8 weeks

8 weeks of poor results and the fucking missiles come out

They are rockets to a man

 

[martyboy92]

55 will destroy them!

 

[Bumplittledipper]

 

[DechmontLoyal]

the old “Internal Investigation”

the wage bill for the Investigation team must be huge - they’ve always got dozens of investigations running simultaneously, some for years on end

 

[Bluebell89]

Karma is magical

 

[sprally]

They don’t make statements.

 

[Carnager]

‘They are good at making statements. We are above all that’ - Neil Lennon has dig at Rangers

Neil Lennon has scornfully dismissed Rangers’ protests over the notice of complaint issued to Jon Flanagan for elbowing Celtic captain Scott Brown in last Sunday’s Old Firm game.

www.google.co.uk

 

[BN94]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333153475996381187

 

[Coisty09]

Let’s hope it’s a toothless investigation as ever that means that poor wee Neil stays in his job for a few more weeks at least.

 

[Unicorn]

Couple of draws and knocked out of the league cup and they're rioting after having their own way for 9 years, God I hate them. I hope they completely collapse, it would serve then right.

 

[Potnbear]

I think they should all go on hunger strike and show their disgust towards the board

 

[Live Forever]

They don’t have a great track record for finding culprits who launch missiles

 

[Hillheadbear]

After all that has happened to us, I'm finding Celtc's predicament absolutely hilarious as is the reaction of their putrid support. Haven't laughed so much in years.

 

[northsealoyal]

Targeted with missiles.

8 weeks

8 weeks of poor results and the fucking missiles come out

Don’t hold out any hope of their inquiry finding anything we are still waiting on the culprit who launched a lighter at Ricksen

 

[Fitzy]

Statement by Statement FC:

Everyone at the Club is hugely disappointed by this afternoon’s result, one which has ended our phenomenal run of 35 consecutive cup victories.

While we sincerely share the huge disappointment of all Celtic supporters, there can be no excuse for some of the violent scenes at Celtic Park this evening. The Club will be investigating these events fully.

For players and a management team, who have given so much in recent years and have delivered 11 consecutive trophies, to require an escort from Celtic Park while being targeted with missiles, is simply unacceptable.

While we understand that only a small number of people were involved in this behaviour, some of the actions this evening, which have obviously left our own players shaken, cannot be condoned in any way.

Inclusive.............

 

[Danger Zone]

Perfect excuse to keep Lenny in a job a wee while longer. Happy days.

He deserves to stay. All these years we’ve been hearing about all he’s been through and how tortured he is so they wouldn’t cut him loose during difficult times would they?

Keep him where he is, preferably for a few years yet.

 

[TheBuffalo]

Fencing lifted and thrown at polis vans.
What will yousef humza or what ever his name is say to this.

Humza already came out and blamed a 'minority' of fans. Every one of them out tonight was breaking the law, even the 'peaceful' ones.

 

[Coisty09]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333153475996381187

Fandabidozi!!!

 

[Mols 9]

Fencing lifted and thrown at polis vans.
What will yousef humza or what ever his name is say to this.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333126800436846595

 

[BN94]

He’s going nowhere. Which is nice.

 

[Sirwatty]

the old “Internal Investigation”

the wage bill for the Investigation team must be huge - they’ve always got dozens of investigations running simultaneously, some for years on end

Investigation FC

 

[rfcrick]

The sad thing about all of this is the fact Ross county have just taken a massive win and this will over shadow it.

 

[Carnwadric-bluenose]

They're investigating these events can that carpet take anymore sweeping under ffs.

 

[SW_Bear]

Lovely stuff. The meltdown is in full swing among their fans

Can't imagine this will be going down well with them either. They'd be hoping their next statement was "Lennon has been relieved of his duties" rather than "our supporters are behaving like spoilt little brats".

 

[Punt13]

 

[Thechemist]

They’ve never investigated or found a missile thrower in every other incident throughout the years so no chance now. Gives the shaken up players an excuse to jump ship in January if they are afraid of their own support

 

[The Baron of Renfrew]

FC shame and investigations I won’t be holding my breath for any significant findings or outcome being shared in the public domain, answers on a post card

 

[TheEgg]

Fencing lifted and thrown at polis vans.
What will yousef humza or what ever his name is say to this.

already condoned the behaviour of the 'minority' causing trouble

 

[PT98]

The usual. 'A small number of people'

And another internal investigation haha

 

[Hillheadbear]

Fencing lifted and thrown at polis vans.
What will yousef humza or what ever his name is say to this.

Humza Useless was probably one of the mhob chucking the fencing.