Sunderland fan craps in seat

[Beezty]

The Black Shats.

 

[richmond23]

Shitting in the back row, at the fitba on a saturday night with you. Holding cheeks together, you and I...

 

[coplandrearl36]

Shitting in the back row, at the fitba on a saturday night with you. Holding cheeks together, you and I...

Wouldn't admit being there with him,you'll get a bad name.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Better picture of the clatty bastard.

Seems pointless unless there’s a hole in his seat.

 

[pelem]

Look at the steely focus and determination in his face - He's clearly right at the point of no return.

Filthy disgusting animal.

Waaants tae get a propa haircut also.


Fuukin jaiked up timbo mackem.

 

[CoopersLeftPaw]

Surely if he is sitting on his seat the shite would go all over him, not fall on the floor ?

Exactly, no hole in the plastic seat so I reckon it’s bullshit

 

[Portadown]

Anyone remember the Glasgow born football legend that was Vic Kasule? Whilst at Shrewsbury Town he was known to have shat in a pint glass, amongst other places. Quite a refined character.

http://www.espn.co.uk/football/columns/story/_/id/1037565/the-mavericks:-victor-kasule

 

[Kurt Russell]

Banning the Goon Brigade from Parkhead has had a detrimental effect on other clubs.

 

[steveoRfc]

Video on twitter no sound but can see people going bonkers at him

https://twitter.com/GraemeForster/status/937343058923933696

 

[Michael Mols]

Must have been on drugs or something.

 

[grascots]

WTF was a Celtic fan doing at Sunderland. He must have stayed on after their friendly at the beginning of the season and maybe finds the dole office in Sunderland more accommodating.

 

[mdingwall]

Just because he's in the Sunderland end doesn't mean he's a . . .

 

[BrunoBear]

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/poo-gate-sunderland-fan-i-11638099?ICID=FB_mirror_main

Deary me

 

[MisterJay]

If anyone came into Ibrox and done that near me I'd go right through them. Can't believe everyone's just sitting looking at the guy.

You've been warned Stay off the drugs kids

 

[LightSpeedyBlue]

 

[PunkScott]

The river wear and the fan poo-er.

The local papers down here are reporting it wasn't a number 2, just a drunk fan.

So now not only do we have JFK, 9/11 and the Moon landings to debate, but the Sunderland Shitter.

 

[Whitburnbear]

I believe him that he didnt.

FFS it would have been everywhere, his arse is flat on the seat.

 

[Torque_87]

That would give you the boke

 

[BrunoBear]

I believe him that he didnt.

FFS it would have been everywhere, his arse is flat on the seat.

He'll never live it down

 

[PunkScott]

An interview with the non-crapper himself...

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/poo-gate-teenager-didnt-defecate-13993996

 

[Stevie13000]

This thread is a load of shite

 

[pelem]

I believe him that he didnt.

FFS it would have been everywhere, his arse is flat on the seat.

Happened to you has it ?. Where exactly did you do it ?.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Exactly, no hole in the plastic seat so I reckon it’s bullshit

He'd need a much bigger seat for that, mate.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

I believe him that he didnt.

FFS it would have been everywhere, his arse is flat on the seat.

He could be sitting there baking it, mate.
Nobody is going to hang around and take a photo of the aftermath.

 

[PunkScott]

He could be sitting there baking it, mate.
Nobody is going to hang around and take a photo of the aftermath.

Are you new to the internet? Of course they would.

 

[Morelos20]

He could be sitting there baking it, mate.
Nobody is going to hang around and take a photo of the aftermath.

Have you seen the shite on the internet these days they 100% would have

(Pun intended)

 

[Salsabear]

That's some head of hair he's got.

Could be doing with a £10 haircut.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Are you new to the internet? Of course they would.

It was joke, Sir. Albeit up to my usual shite(titter) standards.

 

[Whitburnbear]

Natural in built jobby-arse non contact etiquette would have to be severely breached here if it was true.

This etiquette , in my experience is bevvy and drug proof .

 

[BillySimpson]

Someone once crapped in the sink at a Souxsie and the Banshees concert in the Ulster Hall

 

[PunkScott]

It was joke, Sir. Albeit up to my usual shite(titter) standards.

Fair enough, please wipe my response from the record.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

An interview with the non-crapper himself...

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/poo-gate-teenager-didnt-defecate-13993996

So it was only a good old fashioned pish.

Good lad, urine the clear. There's nothing wrong with pulling down your trolleys, sitting on your fat naked arse in a football stadium and slashing in full view of camera wielding fellow fans.

Here's me thinking he done something naughty.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Someone once crapped in the sink at a Souxsie and the Banshees concert in the Ulster Hall

UH-oh, oh oh oh oh
Honking garden Oh, oh oh oh oh oh.

 

[Barnster Bear]

Is that John O'Sheat?

 

[Captain Steve Rogers]

If Rangers were so bad that they couldn't win at home for a year I'd be driven to seat-shitting insanity too.

 

[Mexi]

He could be sitting there baking it, mate.
Nobody is going to hang around and take a photo of the aftermath.

It wasn't a Bundesliga game

 

[hawkfalcons]

Maybe it's what he thought of the football on show.

was thinking that myself

 

[loud strop]

WTF was a Celtic fan doing at Sunderland. He must have stayed on after their friendly at the beginning of the season and maybe finds the dole office in Sunderland more accommodating.

Maybe he's the one who was wearing the union flag ear muff, could have been wandering around since and thought he was back in the piggery.