The Jum Alpaca

[Beer Belly Loyal]

The Jum Alpaca (Jim Vicugna pacos) is a species of Rhepublican Scotland camelid, similar to, and often confused with the Alpaca. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Southern Peru, Western Bolivia, Ecuador, and Northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft).

The Jum Alpaca is also part of a herd which grazes mostly in the bowels of Dundee.

An adult Alpaca generally is between 81–99 centimetres (32–39 in) in height at the shoulders (withers). They usually weigh between 48–84 kilograms (106–185 lb).

An adult Jum Alpaca generally is a filthy Rangers hating bellend of a creature which carries no weight at all.

Very similar in appearance, these beasts are closely related, and can successfully cross-breed.

 

[Carsons36th]

Which ones which?

 

[Superrangers]

Which ones which?

The ones on the left are the females.

 

[Coisty09]

The Jum Alpaca (Jim Vicugna pacos) is a species of Rhepublican Scotland camelid, similar to, and often confused with the Alpaca. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Southern Peru, Western Bolivia, Ecuador, and Northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft).

The Jum Alpaca is also part of a herd which grazes mostly in the bowels of Dundee.

An adult Alpaca generally is between 81–99 centimetres (32–39 in) in height at the shoulders (withers). They usually weigh between 48–84 kilograms (106–185 lb).

An adult Jum Alpaca generally is a filthy Rangers hating bellend of a creature which carries no weight at all.

Very similar in appearance, these beasts are closely related, and can successfully cross-breed.

That is absolutely brilliant

 

[E10H]

Spence would lose in a Spence lookalike competition to the middle pic on the right.

 

[TCWNS1872]

That's a belter!

 

[Cauldwell]

Nice one.

 

[chilebear]

There is an Alpaca reserve less than 10 minutes from my house
It’ll never be the same again when I drive past it LOL

 

[Cyberniv]

Magnificent effort. Laugh out loud moment. Well done.

 

[Rudolph Hucker]

Brilliant!

 

[Commentator]

I'm reporting you to the RSPCA. You swine.

 

[Hammerinho]

Ha ha very good

 

[The Paludrine Club]

.....I laughed..!!

 

[Humbug]

That's a belter!

Years of evolving have spared this species from witnessing the "ping" in full glory.

 

[orjan_persson]

Well played.

 

[borders billy]

Tremendous mate..
Spat ma Coco pops out there...
Belter

 

[davydumper]

That's a belter!

I thought that was rod Stewart

 

[DechmontLoyal]

This needs to be like the swear filter, and appear every time Jum is mentioned on here

 

[Wee Dick's Hairnet]

Very funny.

 

[second yellow]

A rare occasion when being bald would be preferable.

 

[DavieC1953]

Brilliant

 

[Arminius]

The middle pairing is actually identical. Indistinguishable.

 

[kruger]

Which ones which?

Put them in a shower and see what one goes, Ping

 

[TCWNS1872]

The Jum Alpaca (Jim Vicugna pacos) is a species of Rhepublican Scotland camelid, similar to, and often confused with the Alpaca. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Southern Peru, Western Bolivia, Ecuador, and Northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft).

The Jum Alpaca is also part of a herd which grazes mostly in the bowels of Dundee.

An adult Alpaca generally is between 81–99 centimetres (32–39 in) in height at the shoulders (withers). They usually weigh between 48–84 kilograms (106–185 lb).

An adult Jum Alpaca generally is a filthy Rangers hating bellend of a creature which carries no weight at all.

Very similar in appearance, these beasts are closely related, and can successfully cross-breed.

This has to be a contender for post of the month. Every time I see it, I laugh out loud.

Highly commendable work sir!

 

[Prestwick Bear]

Brilliant stuff OP, pmsl at that.

 

[justice1]

The Ginger Lavvy brush.

 

[coplandrearl36]

Very worrying indeed, DNA testing on both would reveal some interesting results.

 

[gersandproud]

They all use the same pet grooming parlour as the Easdales - I notice

 

[Robby Bussell]

Beaker will be devastated, when he sees that.

 

[Superrangers]

Very worrying indeed, DNA testing on both would reveal some interesting results.

The ones on the left would contain extremely high instances of the pastry gene.

 

[Jay]

Truly hate that Cuunt

 

[jweebear]

I know for a fact ACME have patented his hair style for a new revolutionary lavvy brush, they are calling it ''Ping that Ming''

 

[Captain Cutlass]

That's absolutely brilliant Sir, you must surely win the Post of the Week with that one!

 

[charliebrown 185]

Brilliant

 

[Sam English]

That's a belter!

Does if wear brogues ?

 

[IrvineLoyal]

The Jum Alpaca (Jim Vicugna pacos) is a species of Rhepublican Scotland camelid, similar to, and often confused with the Alpaca. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Southern Peru, Western Bolivia, Ecuador, and Northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft).

The Jum Alpaca is also part of a herd which grazes mostly in the bowels of Dundee.

An adult Alpaca generally is between 81–99 centimetres (32–39 in) in height at the shoulders (withers). They usually weigh between 48–84 kilograms (106–185 lb).

An adult Jum Alpaca generally is a filthy Rangers hating bellend of a creature which carries no weight at all.

Very similar in appearance, these beasts are closely related, and can successfully cross-breed.

Fantastic

 

[Hawftimepie]

Hahahahaha brilliant post OP!

 

[Family bam]

That's brilliant.


NS.

 

[The Ranger]

Alpacas wouldn't breed with Spence he would never get his hole

 

[Cadzow Bear]

Excellent work

 

[BobbyShearer]

Thought you’d gone rogue there after the first few lines OP.

Sensational punchline

 

[Arminius]

This has to be a contender for post of the month. Every time I see it, I laugh out loud.

Highly commendable work sir!

It's world class FF

Been back on this thread all day pishing myself laughing.

Brilliant stuff OP

 

[The Royal Standard]

Feel sorry for the alpacas.
Looking like the cûnt.

Well done OP

 

[Barryhopez]

A strange looking animal........that's Spence I'm talking about.

 

[zFuturesBright]

Comparison in the bottom left had me laughing a little too much

 

[weetam3106]

What one is the bitter rabid terrorist loving 19th Century Terrorist bastard?

 

[Bluenose56]

Absolutely brilliant! Alpacas are adorable, Jum Spence ..... Naw!!

 

[Dylanbear]

That's a belter!

hope there's no aberdoom fans lurking on the forum the night, they'll be "tearing the heed off it" looking at that big exotic looking thing

 

[TCWNS1872]

This needs to be like the swear filter, and appear every time Jum is mentioned on here

Ronson.

 

[Finlay Bear]

I think this is disgraceful, that poor alpaca should sue beer belly loyal for comparing him to that lavvy heed