geoallison
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I'm still laughing, that's superb.
The Jum Alpaca
- Thread starter Beer Belly Loyal
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Beer Belly Loyal
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Chester Perry
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Fantastic OP 
Cumbraeloyal
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Cap doffed Sir, haven't laughed so much in ages.
Was thinking about this thread today after poor Uniteds defeat
Still one of my favourites.
Still one of my favourites.
Axelrod
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Was thinking about this thread today after poor Uniteds defeat
Still one of my favourites.
I wonder how he reacted today
Great work @Beer Belly Loyal
Cap well and truly doffed, Sir.
Cap well and truly doffed, Sir.
Beer Belly Loyal
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Haha! 
bucephalus
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Blues and Royals
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How’s he getting on tonight ? Anybody heard ?
nemessis
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Thats brilliant who would have offspring with that fugly crunt ?
subversive_bear
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Hopefully not very well.
Just saw some Alpacas on TV and remembered one of my all time favourite threads
Cooper 11
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Just saw some Alpacas on TV and remembered one of my all time favourite threads
Not so much a bump of this thread, more a ping.
Lavvy brush heid
In every comparison the Alpaca has the better hairdoThe Jum Alpaca (Jim Vicugna pacos) is a species of Rhepublican Scotland camelid, similar to, and often confused with the Alpaca. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Southern Peru, Western Bolivia, Ecuador, and Northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft).
The Jum Alpaca is also part of a herd which grazes mostly in the bowels of Dundee.
An adult Alpaca generally is between 81–99 centimetres (32–39 in) in height at the shoulders (withers). They usually weigh between 48–84 kilograms (106–185 lb).
An adult Jum Alpaca generally is a filthy Rangers hating bellend of a creature which carries no weight at all.
Very similar in appearance, these beasts are closely related, and can successfully cross-breed.
Alf Garnet
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Jummy ping
Alf Garnet
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I had one of them and had to get rid of because the neighbors complained when I gave it a hose down in the garden his wee man would stand to attentio.The Jum Alpaca (Jim Vicugna pacos) is a species of Rhepublican Scotland camelid, similar to, and often confused with the Alpaca. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Southern Peru, Western Bolivia, Ecuador, and Northern Chile at an altitude of 3,500 m (11,500 ft).
The Jum Alpaca is also part of a herd which grazes mostly in the bowels of Dundee.
An adult Alpaca generally is between 81–99 centimetres (32–39 in) in height at the shoulders (withers). They usually weigh between 48–84 kilograms (106–185 lb).
An adult Jum Alpaca generally is a filthy Rangers hating bellend of a creature which carries no weight at all.
Very similar in appearance, these beasts are closely related, and can successfully cross-breed.
Bog brush heid.
Pygmy_archer
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From Wikipedia
Not all alpacas spit, but all are capable of doing so. "Spit" is somewhat euphemistic; occasionally the projectile contains only air and a little saliva, although alpacas commonly bring up acidic stomach contents (generally a green, grassy mix) and project it onto their chosen targets.
Seems an appropriate description of Jum’s output on Rangers.
Not all alpacas spit, but all are capable of doing so. "Spit" is somewhat euphemistic; occasionally the projectile contains only air and a little saliva, although alpacas commonly bring up acidic stomach contents (generally a green, grassy mix) and project it onto their chosen targets.
Seems an appropriate description of Jum’s output on Rangers.
