Was Chris Sutton ever convicted in a British court for goat-fucking?

[Humbug]

Maybe changed his name for legal purposes...

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/commuters-saw-man-have-sex-with-goat-6329803.html

I remember when this happened, I'm sure one rag had the goat being monitored and could possibly need therapy.


"She added that the nanny goat was said to have suffered some distress during its ordeal.

Forensic tests matched semen taken from Hall's clothing to that found at the scene. Samples of the goat's hairs were also found in Hall's underpants."

 

[parhumbug]

Sutton is the pits.i believe they named a place after him.
Sutton coalfield .

 

[mdingwall]

Bumped.

just because,

 

[Sutton_Blows_goats]

Some poor kid is getting it from him tonight..

 

[nelster]

Bumped

 

[possilbear2]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

lady's front bottom looks like he's had a stroke

 

[Carlton The Bear]

Does he have any kids?

Aye, they have a go-at his phone the odd time.

 

[JOHNNY BRAVO]

#suttonshagsgoats on twitter would be good

 

[Teddy Casablanca]

I`m sure I heard of a goat that had a restraining order on Sutton.

 

[Robert Marshall]

I remember correctly he was fined £500 for spitting on the back of a female in a London Bistro because she ignored him. Unlucky for the bold Chris as she turned out to be a Trainee Solicitor. He was with Chelsea at the time.
When he was with Celtic, he called a lad's I knew very well at the time a very derogatory name while she was at a girlie night out.
Following morning, girls husband turns up at the front door of Parkhead, Sutton refused to come out and was left to Lennon to calm things down
Hope you are looking in Chris, this is the type of guy you are

 

[Del]

I remember correctly he was fined £500 for spitting on the back of a female in a London Bistro because she ignored him. Unlucky for the bold Chris as she turned out to be a Trainee Solicitor. He was with Chelsea at the time.
When he was with Celtic, he called a lad's I knew very well at the time a very derogatory name while she was at a girlie night out.
Following morning, girls husband turns up at the front door of Parkhead, Sutton refused to come out and was left to Lennon to calm things down
Hope you are looking in Chris, this is the type of guy you are

He was convicted after he spat on a boys face - not a females back - He then told him to go back to his council estate. Trial was just after he signed for the yahoos but the incident was when he played at Chelsea.

A former fitness coach who has been at both Rangers and Celtic (lets just call him X) saw fit to lock the dressing room door when Mutton was the last man in there after training one day. "X" confronted him on his manners and lack of respect towards him as both a person and a coach. Although "X" never ever revealed what went on Mutton was left in no uncertain terms it was "Mr X" from that day forth.

Bears of a certain vintage from EK will now exactly who "X" is.

 

[Cooperfan]

We should demand evidence from him to prove he isn't a deviant.

 

[Div1872]

Sutton is a cuunt

Ban him Rangers

He is a scumbag who openly hates us and the club

I’ve had enough of the arsehole

Get him out of our club

 

[Davidw72]

It’s true I herd it through the grapevine

 

[Brother Arch]

A good mate of mine worked as part of the medical team at the COS from 2000 onwards. Said Sutton was disliked by everyone, was very strange, an arrogant c▪︎unt with a strange liking for pet pigs.

 

[alexg123]

I know one thing for sure , NO WAY was it a BILLY goat !

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

Pink Floyd's - Hey leave those goats alone.

 

[cockney gers boy]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

ewe, what a picture.

 

[Whitehorse]

Appa

Or is it just an internet rumour?

the goat was too embarrassed by the event and didn’t want the publicity. Sutton on the other hand ...

 

[theytriedtokillus]

A goat was seen at his house doing a its over sign. This is why Alfie has upset him so much.

 

[RLatapy]

Hoofft!

 

[Partickger]

The goat was too embarrassed to testify.

 

[KoppBear8]

shame I can’t photoshop can’t stop seeing Chris Mutton’s face. What do you call a baby goat btw? Kids.

 

[roblawson]

Yes on a number of occasions.
He is banned from keeping goats for life.
In all honesty I am surprised he is still employed given this level of deviance.

Said he only banged the goat because goat's name was Billy.

 

[imvaison]

Him and Collymore allegedly recently brought out a paperback extolling the joys of bestiality.

 

[Alexmci]

3 or 4 times if my recollection is correct.

 

[Davie_Mitchell]

Who is this guy? Not sure who he is.

 

[BeachBear]

Sutton, riding the goat?? Nah

 

[mdingwall]

Bumped, just for badness.

 

[TheWorks]

I hate Chris Sutton. He’s a wanker

 

[DJ Blue]

You can never trust that lot with your Kids.

 

[Lemmy]

While I am unaware of any evidence that he fuked a goat the fact is clear he cannot prove he didn’t. Ergo Chris Sutton is a goat fuker.

 

[Conlig Loyal]

shame I can’t photoshop can’t stop seeing Chris Mutton’s face. What do you call a baby goat btw? Kids.

 

[Baxter Blue]

This thread is a bit under the belt.

 

[granda bob]

Well yes Chris it's not fair when you make comments about someone and not give them the opportunity to reply.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

He'd never get near Messi, even when Messi was 80 years old, with a stick.

 

[50delboy50]

The goats never lived it down.

 

[dapper dado]

Late night conversations at the Sutton farm...

'You know, there's little biological difference between a goat's vagina and a human vagina...come here you...'

 

[WinkieWATP]

The goat is fucking mortified but had since had an ugly kid

 

[Balogun1]

He always did like going down in the box.

Reminded me of Drogba in that way. Would back into defenders and fall to the floor poleaxed.

 

[Caltonloud&proud]

Thick as %^*& apparently. On talksport he taped paracetamol to his leg to speed up an injury recovery while at Blackburn

 

[grandmaster_gaz]

shame I can’t photoshop can’t stop seeing Chris Mutton’s face. What do you call a baby goat btw? Kids.

That’s def in his wank bank

 

[SouthLDNBear]

If you take him for what he is, a fuck all loser bastard troll who is trying to make a name for himself, then he's easier to tolerate.

have to say he has been easier to tolerate this season, he isnt shy about fucking wading in to the poets and calling them out. For me the worst culprit is that cunt hartson - deluded fat prick.

 

[Southernlion]

Is a goat that bad? Compared to
Upskirter admits possessing pics of man having sex with an octopus https://courtnewsuk.co.uk/upskirter-admits-possessing-pics-of-man-having-sex-with-an-octopus/…



1:46 PM · Jan 15, 2021·Twitter Web App

https://twitter.com/CourtNewsUK/status/1350076958311411712/retweets

 

[Northwest Ranger]

Now there's an FF headline you dont expect to see

 

[Soldier1981]

Or is it just an internet rumour?

The look on his face tells me he is hanging out the back of one right now.

P.s Chris Sutton wanks goats too, Fact.

 

[Bearinabluehose]

No but he was convicted of spiting on some body but you would expect no less ,
except maybe getting his Wang out and helicoptering Some young clubbers!

 

[Mad John]

Herd it all now.

 

[Borna_bomber]

Always assumed it was him getting rammed of beasts

 

[Bro989]

Story goes that Neil Lennon was out looking for Sutton on his farm. He turns the corner and sees Chris going hammer and tongs at a goat which had got its head stuck in the fence.

Neil (shocked) : "Chris what are you doing" ?

Chris : "what's up Neil, never look a gift horse in the mouth. Do you fancy a shot"?

Neil : "yes Chris, but do I HAVE to stick my head in the fence"?