What are some Scottish-only phrases or sayings you hear when talking about football

Mdiz

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Looking for examples of Scottish-specific phrases to do with football or used when talking about football. Ones that your average football fan outside of Scotland wouldn't have a clue about.

Example - scunnered.

There must be a load more, but I can't think of any at this point in time.
 
Looking for examples of Scottish-specific phrases to do with football or used when talking about football. Ones that your average football fan outside of Scotland wouldn't have a clue about.

Example - scunnered.

There must be a load more, but I can't think of any at this point in time.

Lots of posts on here lately saying they are “Baffult” with various things regarding the club.
 
Being upset at diving or using sneaky tactics to win is a British/Scottish thing from what I can tell.

Which would be nice if it was enforced elsewhere, but a disadvantage when it isn't.
 
Gers player plays a simple ball out of play....
Shouts of "Aye, wait an' ill get it ffs!".

"Get Alan McLaren aff, he's clearly jiggered" (usually after 4mins into the game!).
 
If there's a thread about Scottish football on here, you can bet your ass that the terms 'backwater' and 'hammer throwers' will appear within the first page.
 
Wan ae yeeeeeez!! If 2 players are near the same ball.

"I want a bastard, someone who is going to scream in his team mates face"

The latter is maybe more FF...
 
Saying a player has "Sclaffed it" (but I'm sure this is a golf thing as well).

Calling the pitch the "park".

Screaming "Get fucking intae them" when you have decided 8 attacking players isn't good enough.
 
Re managers: "getting his jotters", "shoogly peg" and "Cutting their cloth"* are all very Scottish.

*"Cutting your cloth" was a favourite of Eck the Freckle. Which annoyed me as the phrase is "Cut your coat according to your cloth".
 
"Thats a bye kick".
"Get it up the fkn park".
"Get fkn intae them".
"That baw's gonny come doon wi' snow on it".
"That wis a ferr shoulder charge"
 
Looking for examples of Scottish-specific phrases to do with football or used when talking about football. Ones that your average football fan outside of Scotland wouldn't have a clue about.

Example - scunnered.

There must be a load more, but I can't think of any at this point in time.
Ya fukin lady's front bottom
 
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