Worst performance you have ever seen from a player against us?

[Rfc111]

Boy from Prague earlier in season has to be up there

 

[cooprfc]

Sutton had a nightmare that day he got himself sent off deliberately.

 

[aldo78]

Memories of an ageing Vieri looking like a pub player in Semi against Fiorentina in Flotence.

 

[TCWNS1872]

Let's all do the Anton na, na, na, na. Na, na, na, na.

 

[Expatbear]

Robbie Keane
Patrick Roberts
Anton Rogan
Ian Andrews
Mike Galloway

 

[TamS-RFC]

Rab Douglas had an absolute nightmare in Feb 05 when we won 2-0.

 

[TonyAtTheBing]

Zagadou v Dortmund was poor from recent memory, googled to check and BT have a video labelling the performance a disasterclass lol.

 

[MickF]

Shane Duffy in the 2-0 Goldson game. That performance was the catalyst for his horrendous season.

 

[Stefan Klos]

Rab Douglas had an absolute nightmare in Feb 05 when we won 2-0.

He was even worse in the 3-3 draw there in October 2002

 

[Jim Prideaux]

Stephane Mahe in 99 a shout?

I think Gary Kenneth (2 Scotland caps) had a couple of howlers against us.

Zander Clark had a poor game in a 3-0 win against St Johnstone in 2020. Hearts had a Portugese goalie on loan from Man United, he had a very poor game against us.

 

[GazzaG]

Shane Duffy in the 2-0 Goldson game. That performance was the catalyst for his horrendous season.

Nutmegged from behind while down on all fours.

 

[Kris1872]

Rab Douglas the 3-3 game 02/03 season.

Threw the first in the net and spilled the 3rd. He had a few howlers in his time.

 

[BiscuitTin]

Shane Duffy in the 2-0 Goldson game. That performance was the catalyst for his horrendous season.

That want his fault now, c’mon.

That was the fault of the disco lights!

 

[PawsBear]

willie mcstay got an absolute roasting from Ted McMinn in the 4.4 game - eventually got sent off...... Barry Smith as I remember got hooked at half time in the league match at Hampden in 1994 when he could not get near the Prince of Denmark (to be fair, not many could)

 

[Corporal Jones]

Tosh mckinley at dens Park

 

[Dochart]

Julie Andrews. We humped them 5-1 in their centenary year.

 

[Delboy1962]

Lovenkrands Cup Final,I thought Larsson had an absolute stinker which tbh is unlike him.

 

[Carsons Cat]

Bradley Kerr.

 

[ssblue]

Lee Wilkie at Dens.

2003 run in.

 

[Jonathan E]

Anton Rogan had a few howlers.

 

[Shengus Malengus]

Nick Colgan.

7-1 LC Semi.

 

[PawsBear]

Bradley Kerr.

the legendary wolf whistles when he came on as a sub in league cup game against Arbroath ... and cries of Fergies gonna get ya.

 

[Johnny Yen]

Rab Douglas the 3-3 game 02/03 season.

Threw the first in the net and spilled the 3rd. He had a few howlers in his time.

He should have came for the 2nd too.

 

[PawsBear]

Nick Colgan.

7-1 LC Semi.

he also lost 7.1 earlier in the season in an English league cup match when Waterreus was also the opposing goalie

 

[Bear84]

PSV goalie over the 2 legs when we got to the CL under Gio.

The great Fabio Cannavaro got sent off after half an hour for 2 yellows playing for Parma against Rod Wallace.

 

[Carsons Cat]

the legendary wolf whistles when he came on as a sub in league cup game against Arbroath ... and cries of Fergies gonna get ya.

Think it was the first time about 40k had ever heard a guy called Bradley in real life.

 

[11 ALBERTZ]

Reggie Blinker, got subbed after an hour and only touched the ball about 6 times I’m sure

 

[Battlefield Bear]

Wee Billy McDonald was caught hook, line and sinker by Gascoigne at Firhill. Gazza nutmegging him with the cigar out while the red mist descended.

 

[The Blue Lamp]

Seem to recall Stephen Craigan scoring a double of own goals against us and being ran absolutely ragged. Can't remember if it was for Motherwell or partick thistle but It was right up there with the worst id ever seen. I remember rubbing my hands any time I seen he was in the line up for the opposition against us. C#nt was as honkin a player as he is a pundit

 

[bluetonic]

Lovenkrands Cup Final,I thought Larsson had an absolute stinker which tbh is unlike him.

Both cup finals in 99 and 2002 Amo had him in his back pocket

 

[bluetonic]

the legendary wolf whistles when he came on as a sub in league cup game against Arbroath ... and cries of Fergies gonna get ya.

Great night

 

[TCWNS1872]

Nick Colgan.

7-1 LC Semi.

Definitely a contender mate. 'A nuclear' if ever there was one. He went down in instalments for Prso's header.

 

[Talktalk]

Super Tosh up at Dundee, it got that bad he basically started crying at us laughing at his mistakes

 

[Orange County]

Jim Leighton for Hibs

 

[Gilmario87]

The whole Valencia team against Ricky foster

 

[auldyin]

Jim "Bomber" Brown the Killie keeper at 8-1 game at Rugby Park. He eventually went to Irvine Meadow and he was the best keeper i have seen at the Meadow and he is a big Rangers man.

 

[Disraeli]

Of course there have been plenty of players from diddy teams who have been hopeless against us.
The one that comes to spring to mind from a footballer of actual quality was Cannavaro when we beat Parma 2-0. He was been given a torrid time by Mols and Wallace before he ended up getting himself sent off only about 25 minutes into game.

 

[Thommo2006]

Think it's been mentioned but Stephane Mahe comes to mind Laudrup absolutely ruined him, he couldn't even kick him to foul him. Ended up losing his head and got sent off if I remember right

 

[MartinS93]

Thought that about that boy Bolongoli (sp?) they had a few years back whenever I seen him play.

Absolutely chronic.

 

[GazzaG]

Bradley Kerr.

I'd never heard of him until a thread here a few months back.

Poor guy seems to have got it stinking just for being called Bradley.

 

[Ray Von]

Griffiths at Dens Park just after he'd been outed as a nonce springs to mind. Lasted a hilariously bad 20 minutes, got subbed off and sat with his leg up pretending he was injured.

 

[WinkieWATP]

Absolute misery for Ian Andrews

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Braga player who come on as sub lost plot and got sent off in Europa 1/4 final.

 

[bucks72]

Jim Brown Killie goalie. Kilmarnock 1 Rangers 8 in 1980. It is on you Tube. Boy had a disastrous day.

 

[Ali59]

1980 Kilmarnock keeper, 8-1 win at Rugby park.
Think his name was Brown?

 

[Carsons Cat]

I'd never heard of him until a thread here a few months back.

Poor guy seems to have got it stinking just for being called Bradley.

This was an era where people like my old man called the sheep striker "Hauns Gueelhoose" cos hes not some poncy type.

 

[DJT]

Rab Douglas had an absolute nightmare in Feb 05 when we won 2-0.

Fired a screamer into the top corner tbf

 

[Carsons Cat]

I'd never heard of him until a thread here a few months back.

Poor guy seems to have got it stinking just for being called Bradley.

This was an era where people like my old man called the sheep striker "Hauns Gueelhoose" cos hes not some poncy type.

A fine example of this is on the fattists thread. Gorum ffs.

 

[RenfrewshireTrueBlue]

Jim Leighton for Hibs

Well passed his best by that point. Same with Rough when he played a few games for the tims.

 

[Rev Paisley]

Gilles Rousset. The Laudrup final

(Still feel a bit sorry for Jukebox for his forgotten contribution!)