Worst performance you have ever seen from a player against us?

[Delboy1962]

Watched the full game back during lockdown and (thankfully for us) he was indeed terrible. Took a wild swing at the ball under no pressure and blootered it into the Celtic end - literally, which is some achievement at Hampden.

Boruc in the 4-2 game was hilariously bad, we really got under his skin that day too

I actually remember that clearly, I was at the game and was very surprised how bad he was.

 

[True Blue Avenger]

Zagadou v Dortmund was poor from recent memory, googled to check and BT have a video labelling the performance a disasterclass lol.

That's the one that sprung to mind for me too.

Seemed to be quite highly rated at Dortmund (although now at Stuttgart) so was pleasantly surprised to find he was 6ft 6in of utter mediocrity that Alfie ragdolled for fun.

 

[imager]

Messi for Barca at Ibrox, stayed out wide and threw himself to the ground anytime anyone went near him, outplayed by Charlie Adam, an embarrassment

 

[theweeman]

Messi for Barca at Ibrox, stayed out wide and threw himself to the ground anytime anyone went near him, outplayed by Charlie Adam, an embarrassment

Papac had him in his pocket the whole game.

 

[Siberia1]

Will need a little help from the resident statos as I can’t remember the players name, but a game mid 90s away at Firhill, there was a Partick Thistle player who completely lost the plot rashly sliding in on Gazza and Laudrup and they just kept ripped him a new one. Pretty sure he ended up getting sent off. No idea why this sticks in my head.

 

[Jim Prideaux]

Will need a little help from the resident statos as I can’t remember the players name, but a game mid 90s away at Firhill, there was a Partick Thistle player who completely lost the plot rashly sliding in on Gazza and Laudrup and they just kept ripped him a new one. Pretty sure he ended up getting sent off. No idea why this sticks in my head.

Billy something.

I’m sure he was a bluenose.

 

[11 ALBERTZ]

Will need a little help from the resident statos as I can’t remember the players name, but a game mid 90s away at Firhill, there was a Partick Thistle player who completely lost the plot rashly sliding in on Gazza and Laudrup and they just kept ripped him a new one. Pretty sure he ended up getting sent off. No idea why this sticks in my head.

Billy McDonald, 2-1 win at Firhill Gazza got both goals and had the young boy on strings all game toying with him

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Surely any bad performance against us, is a good performance?

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Billy something.

I’m sure he was a bluenose.

MacDonald.

 

[giogaddi]

Billy McDonald, 2-1 win at Firhill Gazza got both goals and had the young boy on strings all game toying with him

Gazza scored 2 crackers that day.

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Billy McDonald, 2-1 win at Firhill Gazza got both goals and had the young boy on strings all game toying with him

If he had connected with Gazza that day he was out for the rest of the season.

A bluenose?

 

[barrheadbear]

I recall Aaron Hickey having a nightmare for Hearts against us in LC semi at Hampden in Nov 2019. He was still only a young lad at the time and was getting a fair bit of media attention of a possible big move therefore I watched him closely, he had an absolute shocker.

He now looks a very fine player, more than holding his own in EPL, and just goes to show to never judge a player on one game.

 

[BoyInRoyalBlue]

Sutton vs us at Ibrox

Anyone who just throws a game like that should be ridiculed and held in the lowest regard from its fanbase, instead they love the clown which says more about them than anyone.

 

[BoyInRoyalBlue]

I recall Aaron Hickey having a nightmare for Hearts against us in LC semi at Hampden in Nov 2019. He was still only a young lad at the time and was getting a fair bit of media attention of a possible big move therefore I watched him closely, he had an absolute shocker.

He now looks a very fine player, more than holding his own in EPL, and just goes to show to never judge a player on one game.

Hickey had a couple of nightmares against us, I remember Gerrard targeting him in a game by dropping Alfie onto him at every opportunity and the poor lad got bullied something silly.

Turned out a cracking player mind.

 

[barrheadbear]

Tosh mckinley at dens Park

I was in the wee enclosure under the main stand that night as we relentlessly serenaded him with "Tosh is in a huff", he was raging. We won 4-0, should have been double that.

 

[Corporal Jones]

I was in the wee enclosure under the main stand that night as we relentlessly serenaded him with "Tosh is in a huff", he was raging. We won 4-0, should have been double that.

Ha I was in there as well

 

[barrheadbear]

Hickey had a couple of nightmares against us, I remember Gerrard targeting him in a game by dropping Alfie onto him at every opportunity and the poor lad got bullied something silly.

Turned out a cracking player mind.

Yeah, we played Hearts exactly 4 weeks after the LC semi at Ibrox, winning 5-0, and again Hickey was far from impressive.

 

[The Sasa Shuffle]

Mikael Lustig v us being tormented by Ryan Kent then going off ‘injured’ at half time. Twice.

Boyata in the SC semi 2016 was similarly bad, making a load of unforced blunders before going off injured in the first half. He was so bad that I thought him going off was going to ruin our chances of winning.

 

[G-Bear]

I never thought anyone could beat Anton Rogan for this accolade, but decades later along comes Shane Duffy.

It's difficult to choose between these two bheggars but I'll go with Duffy purely because he sang along to his own pishy song and did the old kiddy-on rifle thing while failing to down a pint. He played a fine part in securing 55

 

[Tommy48]

Basing it on his amazingly high standards Franz Beckenbauer in the 72 semi. He got so frustrated he deliberately passed a ball into the enclosure.

 

[Stefan__Klos]

Lovenkrands Cup Final,I thought Larsson had an absolute stinker which tbh is unlike him.

Great shout, was never in the game.

 

[Ro55co]

Wee Billy McDonald was caught hook, line and sinker by Gascoigne at Firhill. Gazza nutmegging him with the cigar out while the red mist descended.

Billy stays in same village as me, came into the pub that night with Gazza’s boots as a momento

 

[BSPECIAL]

Shane Duffy. Howling. Took off before red card. A classic clown like performance 55 season

 

[Davidsmith1]

By all accounts Malky McDonald had a nightmare when we pumped the tārriers 8 1 sent off and then suspended for the rest of the season. The one game in history I wish I’d been at.

 

[Mr Dave]

Hans Ekilsson (sp?) at Tynecastle.
We had centre stand tickets and his family had flown in from Norway, I think, to see him and were sitting behind us, very excited, etc.
He had an atrocious game and they got quieter as the game wore on.
Felt quite sorry for them by the end.

 

[Numanloyal]

Ian Andrews ….. oh what joy

 

[1BrianLaudrup]

Pasquale Bruno in the game where Hearts had 4 red cards always stood out to me as a top-level display of idiocy.

 

[Unicorn]

Scott Marshall got roasted by McCann in the game we won the league at Parkhead

 

[mark hateley]

Gilles Rousset. The Laudrup final

(Still feel a bit sorry for Jukebox for his forgotten contribution!)

That was my first thought but then quickly remembered loads of donkeys that played against us throughout this thread.

 

[top_cat]

If he had connected with Gazza that day he was out for the rest of the season.

A bluenose?

Fair point, I remember that game, but Gazza was far too skilful for him that day, he made the lad look like an arse tbh.

 

[YorkshireBlue]

Maybe not a terrible performance but one he'll not forget. That guy Katai for Red Star at Ibrox. Thought he'd scored 2 before they were ruled out for offside and McGregor brilliantly saved his penalty as well.

Craigan would not shut up about him that night, wanked himself into a frenzy over a bang average player.

As for performances, I remember a Rapid Vienna defender just sitting down about to chuck it as he simply couldn't deal with Morelos. Their entire defence got ragdolled that night.

 

[bluewonder]

In fairness to Ian Andrews he was at fault fot the third goal when he let in the looping header by McCoist but he had no chance with the other 4 goals.

Pat Bonner always had a mistake in him against us especially NYD 1987 when he dropped the ball to the feet of Ally to score and when Walters scored direct from a corner kick.

He did get away with one on the 89 SCF when he dropped an easy cross to the head of Butcher who scored but that cheat Valentine ruled that Davie Cooper backed into him.

Roy Aitken was a disaster waiting to happen as Ally had his number but that pass from cooper to Durrant left him on his arse. How he got so many Scotland caps is beyond me when Hansen could not even get a look in.

 

[CLSFB]

mahe in 1999. Actually properly lost the plot, got sent off for losing the plot then, burst into tears. Was fucking glorious.

 

[Hawkhead Ger]

WWE Supremo Tim Wiese in goals for Bremen at Ibrox in the 2008 final run.