Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Mrs_Prso]

“OMG what was that all about?”

 

[Raffles]

haha! Barkas getting the 'oh my god!' treatment now

 

[Modfella]

Suicide watch for this zoomer

 

[StaunchEnclosure]

Mate with all due respect that’s a load of rubbish.

I listen most nights as I’m on the road and he is anything but biased or unfair to Rangers supporters, quite the opposite. He has put many a scum fan in their place when they start the Sevco patter or try and get a dig in.

Totally agree.

Nowhere near as biased as some like to make out.

 

[Jan Žižka]

 

[ssblue]

"Everything's going wrong"

They have won 9 titles* in a row.
9 trophies in a row*
Lost 1 domestic game in 2020.

What the feck is this muppet going to be like if we win the title?

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Get Laurie on.

 

[RangersEasyOK]

Oh my god Hugh hahahaha

 

[Soldier1981]

Now the keeper with the retractable arms is getting it This is brilliant....

 

[Dalton21]

problems in the dressing room now

 

[Jamiegatami]

“There’s problems in the dressing room”

aye yer not wrong there James

 

[hms]

Who the %^*& is Zorro?

 

[DocStone]

Love it when the voice pitch goes up, f*cking love it!

 

[Gio#56]

was i on? family in erskine?

 

[miko1972]

“Everything is going Wrong”

 

[Hawftimepie]

This cunts about to burst out greeting. Wish I could collect a cup of his tears to sustain me.

 

[weevlad]

problems in the dressing room

"ahve hud a phone call"

 

[StaunchEnclosure]

Micky Johnson... Its awe goin wrong

 

[Strathbungo Bear]

They are handling this well

 

[Main Stand]

bring in Zorro!

Yet another “Heir to Broony” they spunked money on to never play.

 

[Baxter Blue]

It’s all about them being shite and finding solutions.
Wheres the credit rangers deserve and how they can get better and look good in Europe.

 

[LeithGer]

Guy just keeps getting more mental hahah

“Oh my god Hugh”

 

[Captain Cutlass]

OMG!
OMG!
OMG!
Everyhin's got wrong!

 

[Zizou]

Keep james on

 

[The Golden God]

You know what confuses me, the old firm is apparently dead, we're sevco, the glasgow derby etc etc etc.

Why would you lose the plot over losing a game to just another team?

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

Ismael Sorro doesn't have a patch on the bold James's sorrow.

 

[johnto]

It’s wrong, it’s all going wrong!!

 

[godfodder]

AC Milan defeat - Aberdeen defeat (however unlikely that may be) would lead to utter, utter carnage.

They've been pish all season and are fortunate to even be in touch with us at this point.

Collapse. Please.

 

[Jamiegatami]

right lads how did i do?

No way hahaha!

 

[Nairn Bear]

"Everything's going wrong"

I swear the boys in tears there hahahha, so nice to hear this

 

[Rangerscoverboy]

I might call up and slate our performance because we never got out of second gear

 

[Plissken]

Listening to this zoomers misery is precisely why I tuned in.

 

[NDC bear forever]

Rangers fans phoning in on the back of us beating the mentally challengeds are a disgrace, IMO.

 

[Coke]

James is a mentalist

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Love it when the voice pitch goes up, f*cking love it!

Holding back the tears tune going through my head

 

[Club Deck Pakora]

Rangers fans phoning in on the back of us beating the mentally challengeds are a disgrace, IMO.

Anybody who phones into this show is a zoomer doesn’t matter what side their on. I’m just listening tonight for the comedy gold.

 

[Jonnyleblue]

Ismael Sorro doesn't have a patch on the bold James's sorrow.

I had to look the boy up i have never heard of him!

Signed in January anf and has never played.
Brilliant transfer dealings by the orcs

 

[Macky]

Do you have any examples of this?

In my opinion from listening regularly he is fair on both sides and he constantly digs Keevins up on his hypocrisy when trying to be a smartarse with a caller.

You can can clearly hear the disdain and boredom in his voice when someone phones up with the sevco patter and he doesn’t entertain it. (Frank the Tramp from the Maryhill)

Im with you on this. I listen to the podcasts everyday while in my van and I quite like Gordon. Very fair and doesnt entertain some of the nutters that phone from both sides. I hadn't listened in years until he got the gig.

 

[NDC bear forever]

Anybody who phones into this show is a zoomer doesn’t matter what side their on. I’m just listening tonight for the comedy gold.

I just want to hear sad mentally challengeds tbh

 

[Red White &Blue]

Come on Laurie... come out come out wherever you are!

 

[Alpagers]

They are letting more Rangers fans on tonight than they ever normally would. I tuned in to hear their pain. More like the last guy nearly greetin please

 

[Sticky Fingers]

I might call up and slate our performance because we never got out of second gear

Do it do it do it. Dare you.

 

[Macdonsj]

AC Milan defeat - Aberdeen defeat (however unlikely that may be) would lead to utter, utter carnage.

They've been pish all season and are fortunate to even be in touch with us at this point.

Collapse. Please.

They scraped into the EL in both of the last two rounds

Livingston nearly took points off them, needed a dodgy decision
St Johnstone were a whisker away froma point until madness at the end

Etc etc

 

[Club Deck Pakora]

I just want to hear sad mentally challengeds tbh

Same. Rangers fans are spoiling it!

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Cannot beat a Timplosion on Snyde.

HOLD!!!!

 

[Mview83]

Bring on the bitter poet regulars

 

[Fourladshadadream]

This is Kerryfail street live show.

 

[TibbsyBear]

Im with you on this. I listen to the podcasts everyday while in my van and I quite like Gordon. Very fair and doesnt entertain some of the nutters that phone from both sides. I hadn't listened in years until he got the gig.

Me neither mate. I only tuned in again after the rat McCulloch left. With Alex Rae and Andy Halliday involved now it’s a far better show.

 

[RFCRyan]

This will be the highest listener level of the season. Get that old pish stained cock sucker Laurie from Dennistoun on

My mate had something on at his work there was a few folk from outside his work helping out so he went to the chippy for his dinner and took one of the folk that was in helping out with him and the phone in was on and that Laurie phoned in so my mate was slating him and the boy said that's my uncle....the boy said he hadn't really spoke to him in a while.

 

[Main Stand]

When does this pish end?. I‘m hoping for some kerryfail nutters coming on and talking about smashed tele’s and the sort.