Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[tazzabear]

That's a terrific one for a quiz.

There was Charbonnier btw, 1.2m.

Possibly the worst of all!

 

[sg9375]

Im not listening but by any chance is it Craig from Cumbernauld? Even after a great win hes on with his dour tones finding negatives.

He’s on 5 live and talksport through the night too. I have turned him off whilst working.

 

[Arkanoid]

Question mark

Cannot wait.. I hope our country is prepared in advance for the meltdown.

Lockdown will be good practice for them as the scum will be bunkered down in their hovels scared to open the pish stained bed sheets acting as curtains. The sea of blue all over Country will be unrivalled at any time. Oh and thanks to the Green Brigade and the plod, marches will be fair game in the summer

 

[Big Blue Bear]

Celtic dressing room factions
- Celtic
- The Provisional Celtic
- La Resistance
- The funny looking other foreigners.

U forgot THE PEODO'S REPUBLIC OF CELTIC

 

[Ped78]

Peter from Paisley the first caller delivers haha!

I’m from Paisley and called Peter but it definitely wasn’t me. Hahaha

 

[Ian1872]

Mark was my favourite tonight, now pinning his hopes on us going bang, rather than his own team doing well, just because its happened before.

Can imagine him at the doctors

You have high blood pressure Mark.
Nah, it was fine yesterday
You need heart surgery Mark
Nah, it has worked well before
Youre heart is about to explode Mark
Nah, its always worked well
Mark is dead.

 

[Boabski Bluenose]

Colin was signed by us as a kid I’m sure.

He was at Rangers as an U16.

Colin was in my BB football team

 

[Lairdo]

Duffy says they won’t drop any points in the league until they face Rangers,did he really say that or did I pick him up wrong.

I was a tad surprised at that assertion.

 

[Bear all]

He did say it then ?

 

[Feegie blue]

They have been giving it large for years ... it's great to hear they're pain and anguish.

I just wish no bears called in on nights after big duffus makes a rip roaring arse of it.

Hearing them tear into each other is wonderful.

I've even took to saying to one or two of them this morning .... baffult they didn't have a clue but I really enjoyed it.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Colin was in my BB football team

Was it Clydebank way he lived BB ?

 

[BigTinder86]

I've said it before but this is designed with one thing in mind; to get the board to spend money in January for players.

Nothing more, nothing less.

Desperation. Would be great if the league is all but done by January and they blow the budget on James McLean.

 

[Luthgibear]

Need James from Erskine on again....

 

[Boabski Bluenose]

Was it Clydebank way he lived BB ?

Not when I knew him. 95th old catcart in the south side

 

[Ped78]

I'll tell you something, Jim Duffy is a well known lifelong teetotaller so cannot blame the drink, but he sounds as angry as I've ever heard him.

Duffy is no daft and I really respect his opinion on football, switched on and no bias, but he sounds apoplectic tonight.

Great times.

Jim Duffy has always been biased,he just hides it better than most of the moon howlers and shoooo.

 

[wd1872]

I'll tell you something, Jim Duffy is a well known lifelong teetotaller so cannot blame the drink, but he sounds as angry as I've ever heard him.

Duffy is no daft and I really respect his opinion on football, switched on and no bias, but he sounds apoplectic tonight.

Great times.

I don't think he's much of a fan of Neil Lennon, did Duffy not almost kick the %^*& out of him on the touchline in one game ?

 

[Ped78]

I'd rather they drew on Sunday. I don't want them ditching Lennon just yet.

Even if they draw he’ll be gone IMO

 

[BeithBear]

When's the podcast usually uploaded?

 

[Mr Wilton]

We need to think about this for a minute. They’ve gone from “we’re doing 10 in a row, it’s in the bag” to pinning their hopes that we %^*& it up so they might win it. They are now admitting they cannot win the title unless we %^*& it up. That’s a big jump!

 

[ShotaShuffle]

I heard (indirectly via a work colleague) a snippet of one of their podcasts with Sutton.

One of their hosts (maybe a Gannon) brought up the fact couple years ago they wouldnt have had any Rangers player over one of them. This started a debate wherby he started to go through each position from GK through the defence and he picked the Rangers player as better in every position until they hit the middle of the park and you coukd hear them collectively start to flap as the realisation sunk in we are better in every department.

Say it quietly. But this is the fucking year.

 

[Auldbear72]

Somebody tell duffy and shoo its not about "10 in a row" its about 55 for all Rangers fans.

 

[RWL12]

Mark was my favourite tonight, now pinning his hopes on us going bang, rather than his own team doing well, just because its happened before.

Can imagine him at the doctors

You have high blood pressure Mark.
Nah, it was fine yesterday
You need heart surgery Mark
Nah, it has worked well before
Youre heart is about to explode Mark
Nah, its always worked well
Mark is dead.

He cant be dead because he was alive last year

 

[EKblue]

we really need one of our techie experts on here making up a best of compilation for those of us who dont listen to RC

 

[ShotaShuffle]

Change the Narrative

I agree 100%

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Not when I knew him. 95th old catcart in the south side

Thanks mate.

 

[mrsjr1872]

Anyone hear that Black Rooster advert? What the actual %^*&.

Bangin

 

[artificialintoleranz]

No way TLB will survive if they do. Can't see it but would love to see a dodgy penalty in the 89th minute given to Murderwell for a last minute 1-0 winner.

I'll go the other way.

Would like celtc to be up 1 nothing and Duffy to give away a 93rd minute penalty letting Motherwell equalize with the last kick of the ball.

That would be marvellous!

 

[The Hooded Claw]

Mark was my favourite tonight, now pinning his hopes on us going bang, rather than his own team doing well, just because its happened before.

Can imagine him at the doctors

You have high blood pressure Mark.
Nah, it was fine yesterday
You need heart surgery Mark
Nah, it has worked well before
Youre heart is about to explode Mark
Nah, its always worked well
Mark is dead.

I laughed at this more than I should have

 

[pelem]

Jim Duffy is a very fair minded football man and calls it as he sees it, always has done.

Has been plentiful in his praise of Rangers in the past.

He's a big tit.

 

[pelem]

Jim Duffy is a very fair minded football man and calls it as he sees it, always has done.

Has been plentiful in his praise of Rangers in the past.

Behind closed doors hes like the rest of them.

 

[sheabo]

Loved their tears tonight

 

[MrKatanga]

He's a big tit.

to use the old Graham Rix joke, he's actually a baldy fanny.


Edit, Jim duffy is one of the good pundits

 

[Orange Peel]

I just can’t believe this.

Heard he's well hung.
His dick is meant to be his double.

 

[bkerr72]

Good content so far today spoke about the scum for about 15 minutes solid. They all think bar Alex Rae who never commented that if they drop points tomorrow then Lennon is getting punted.

 

[gusty2]

Phone in on again now....First caller John Paul...heard TLB only goes to training on a Friday

 

[Recoba]

Phone in on again now....First caller John Paul...heard TLB only goes to training on a Friday

2nd caller in severe pain aswell

Just lovely !

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Phone in on again now....First caller John Paul...heard TLB only goes to training on a Friday

Fish supper day.

 

[Bluetac 73]

Glorious audio.

John paul and Gerry.

The names tell the narrative.

And another Gerry coming up after the break..

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Fish supper day.

He shouldnae be eating it during training though PB

 

[Recoba]

Gordon Duncan asking why we don't get exposed like Celtic do when our fullbacks push forward.

Because we have better players and a much better system ! very simple answer.

Wish Rae had just said that rather than say because our centre backs have more pace.

 

[Hap Hapablap]

Gordon Duncan asking why we don't get exposed like Celtic do when our fullbacks push forward.

Because we have better players and a much better system ! very simple answer.

Wish Rae had just said that rather than say because our centre backs have more pace.

Tavernier and Barisic play just as high up the pitch as Pingpong and Laxative, difference being we have players who pull in and cover because they're em, coached.

 

[BlueHaze]

It’s more difficult today to make quick judgement on someone’s name,There are a few that would flag poet 30 years ago that can come out as a Bear now but there is no doubting a John Paul .

 

[Renoranger]

I'll go the other way.

Would like celtc to be up 1 nothing and Duffy to give away a 93rd minute penalty letting Motherwell equalize with the last kick of the ball.

That would be marvellous!

What...it is better they lose and we win.

We want to gain three points over them not two.

THIS LEAGUE IS FAR FROM OVER.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

He shouldnae be eating it during training though PB

Aye, and drinking a slab of Tennants an awe. Jakebaw Bastard.

 

[Onslow52]

Thier pain tonight is glorious, long may it continue.

 

[Rangers Bear]

Thier pain tonight is glorious, long may it continue.

It's a thing of beauty

 

[VMS]

This is superb

 

[RWL12]

I know we have neds and whatever in our support... every club does.

But why do these sellic fans sound like neds trying to chew toffee when they speak.

 

[Recoba]

Tavernier and Barisic play just as high up the pitch as Pingpong and Laxative, difference being we have players who pull in and cover because they're em, coached.

Exactly but Ray seemed hesitant to mention that and just went with our centre backs are quicker when there is far more to it than that.

That was a great hour, 5 or 6 mentally challengeds in agony and just the one Rangers fan on.

 

[Corkinator]

"ten in a row will happen"

If they win the league this year they can only get 9.7