Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[superallythe2nd]

Awwww booooooo.

Encore, encore!

 

[Mr_Miscellaneous]

A two-hour outburst of impotent rage with several nervous breakdowns.

It's November.

 

[55 and counting]

If the new manager doesn't come in and turn it round massively instantly they're turning on Lawell and Desmond right away.

 

[55 and counting]

About 10-15 years ago i had a habit of not sleeping at night and would lie and listen to talksport and he was on all the time.



Absolutely batshit crazy but i used to look forward to listening to him for a laugh.

Masons mate. Was always worldwide conspiracy of Masons.

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

Good, wholesome food for the soul.

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

About 10-15 years ago i had a habit of not sleeping at night and would lie and listen to talksport and he was on all the time.



Absolutely batshit crazy but i used to look forward to listening to him for a laugh.

Haha same.

Scary when you look back at all that time ago mate and think of what you have done in your own life, and then there's Tommy.

Still mental, still talking shìte and still under the impression that he is the educated voice of all subjects he decides to grace.

It will be a sad day when he realises this whole time he has actually been the punchline.

 

[Bknowe]

Well that was 2 hours of bliss. Some utter mentalists (somebody check on auld Archie & mental Mick) and Tommy thr menal flat earther taxi driver crawled out from whichever sewer he has been hiding in for the last number of years.

Hopefully more to come tomorrow

 

[John Mckillop]

Tony Angelino The Singing Dustman does Super Scoreboard

Trigger could replace auld shoo

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Masons mate. Was always worldwide conspiracy of Masons.

For all he was a crackpot i could listen to him all night was great entertainment.


1 night he was going a deep dive into the pyramids and some mad egyptian conspiracy i was stoned at the time and if was fantastic certainly made a believer out of me untill i snapped out it and remembered who he was

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Haha same.

Scary when you look back at all that time ago mate and think of what you have done in your own life, and then there's Tommy.

Still mental, still talking shìte and still under the impression that he is the educated voice of all subjects he decides to grace.

It will be a sad day when he realises this whole time he has actually been the punchline.

He is one of them folk who actually believes their own lies.



Genuinely bonkers

 

[Brant Hurley]

I want to smash up my speakers every time I hear that nasal whining auld cant

Those saying they 'don't mind Shoo' perhaps forget his 40+ years cover-up of child abuse. #Shoo knew.

 

[KGer29]

It’s honestly so lovely listening to that with hardly ONE mention of Rangers. You might think that’s strange coming from a Rangers fan but it’s true we are just quietly going about our business while they utterly implode. Long may it continue

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

Well that was 2 hours of bliss. Some utter mentalists (somebody check on auld Archie & mental Mick) and Tommy thr menal flat earther taxi driver crawled out from whichever sewer he has been hiding in for the last number of years.

Hopefully more to come tomorrow

I'm convinced this is him but he calls himself Del.

Imagine this rocket being your neighbour, weans coming in say "Dad, That guy Del/Tommy/Tam is oot the back again with a flat fitbaw and a hose shouting at the sky"

 

[Bulldog_72]

That comment about Martin O’Neill is up there with the maddest things I’ve heard.

 

[The Ranger]

Why do all mentally challengeds have that same nasally high pitched voice

Their all from the same family

 

[Bknowe]

I'm convinced this is him but he calls himself Del.

Imagine this rocket being your neighbour, weans coming in say "Dad, That guy Del/Tommy/Tam is oot the back again with a flat fitbaw and a hose shouting at the sky"

Maybe Elon Musk could offer.to strap him to one of their Dragon Capsules next time theyre off to the ISS and he can get a Rockets Eye View

 

[Satan666]

Outstanding entertainment

 

[KGer29]

That comment about Martin O’Neill is up there with the maddest things I’ve heard.

Showing their true colours now with comments like that

 

[norm1890]

I honestly can’t wait for someone to find out what he actually does for a job, can almost guarantee it’ll be somehow that doesn’t require his vocabulary.

The depth and range of his linguistic erudition would lead one to conclude he is a lexicographer, when time permits from his duties as chronicler of the Scottish football scene.

 

[sandyinroyalblue]

He is one of them folk who actually believes their own lies.



Genuinely bonkers

Where has he been for the last 10 years? Jail?

Wasn't his 'wife' Iraqi or something?

 

[IrvineLoyal]

Where has he been for the last 10 years? Jail?

Wasn't his 'wife' Iraqi or something?

He was addicted to radio phone ins.



Had about 15 different personas

 

[northsealoyal]

Can’t wait for tomorrow’s instalment

 

[stevie149]

I honestly can’t wait for someone to find out what he actually does for a job, can almost guarantee it’ll be something that doesn’t require his vocabulary.

your right eb, he works in a charity shop in town, i wont say which one though.

 

[insanicdrunk]

I'm convinced this is him but he calls himself Del.

Imagine this rocket being your neighbour, weans coming in say "Dad, That guy Del/Tommy/Tam is oot the back again with a flat fitbaw and a hose shouting at the sky"

Should ah spin it? Aye coz that's how fast the world spins at!!

Wtf is he trying to prove with the long 'trough'? Or the shit that floats? Fell out with gravity!

It's jus loads of statements with out any explanations.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Tom fae Possil has gone full retard.

He was a true hater.

 

[dougiem]

I can see next Mondays show being even better as Milan win beat them and i can see ST. Johnstone atleast getting a point.

 

[Clicker]

your right eb, he works in a charity shop in town, i wont say which one though.

I was sure he must work as MC in an old time music hall, like Leonard Sachs in The Good Old Days.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

John, same thing happened at Ibrox they held the doors to try and get in. I dont remember it!

Now he is on BLM marches!

He shouldn’t have been allowed to lie.

Rangers fans have NEVER fired missiles at our own players in the 50 years that I’ve watched us.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Seriously. When were there last scenes like last night outside Ibrox? I don’t remember anything like that?

When we got rid of Easdale, etc ?

There were no missiles fired just songs to let them know our thoughts on them.

 

[insanicdrunk]

Should ah spin it? Aye coz that's how fast the world spins at!!

Wtf is he trying to prove with the long 'trough'? Or the shit that floats? Fell out with gravity!

It's jus loads of statements with out any explanations.

Sadly couldnt find his "have you seen bendy water Leigh?" video!

 

[bertiebombscare]

Listen to it on catch up the day after so I can enjoy their extreme pain in peace, look forward to another laugh tomorrow!!!

 

[insanicdrunk]

Found it!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1020649896498561025

 

[Abercrombie]

Tramadol Tom is raging!!!

There is a high possibility he’s going to Peter hoose with a bat.

Im sitting reading this thread pissing myself. Tramadol Tom and his bat

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Found it!!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1020649896498561025

When Leigh Griffiths is smarter than you are you have some serious issues.

 

[Rodney55]

I'm convinced this is him but he calls himself Del.

Imagine this rocket being your neighbour, weans coming in say "Dad, That guy Del/Tommy/Tam is oot the back again with a flat fitbaw and a hose shouting at the sky"

That does sound like him.

 

[bullen an la]

What cheating scandal he on about?

i would have expected the so called journalist keevins to ask him that

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

He shouldn’t have been allowed to lie.

Rangers fans have NEVER fired missiles at our own players in the 50 years that I’ve watched us.

Huge difference between our club being taken over by Spivs than losing a 8.75 league campaign thus far.

Not even close in comparison.

We as fans of our great club rallied on and outed the Spivs. No Covid Virus involved and we could protest as we clearly wanted.

Glad we did. Never once fired a missile though.

 

[Son Of Laudrup]

I'm convinced this is him but he calls himself Del.

Imagine this rocket being your neighbour, weans coming in say "Dad, That guy Del/Tommy/Tam is oot the back again with a flat fitbaw and a hose shouting at the sky"

Fu#€%*g quality , actually belly laughing at this rocket, brilliant post “ numans left peg”

 

[bLuE PirAtE]

I honestly can’t wait for someone to find out what he actually does for a job, can almost guarantee it’ll be something that doesn’t require his vocabulary.

I met Lawrie in a charity shop in Glasgow. I recognised his voice immediately. He was working as a volunteer.

 

[BSPECIAL]

Over the course of 2012 until King took over the fanbase showed remarkable restraint imo. We should've stormed the marble staircase and forcibly removed the bastards 1 by 1.

From the roof of the club deck would have been nice.

 

[WalterLoyal]

Where has he been for the last 10 years? Jail?

Wasn't his 'wife' Iraqi or something?

I saw his twitter recently and he was advertising taxi journeys down to England for the Old Firm for around £200. I am pretty sure he picked me up a couple of years ago. It was a Glasgow Private Hire driver who sounded exactly like him and he was ranting about McLeish and EBT's. Scotland were playing that night and McLeish was still the manager.

 

[Recoba]

Some of the scum on kds saying O'Neil is coming back

 

[Talktalk]

Fu#€%*g quality , actually belly laughing at this rocket, brilliant post “ numans left peg”

He does have a point

 

[Sheik Ma Shammy]

Some of the scum on kds saying O'Neil is coming back

Okneel before the queen I can't see it poor Geraldine will out buying bucky again.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Huge difference between our club being taken over by Spivs than losing a 8.75 league campaign thus far.

Not even close in comparison.

We as fans of our great club rallied on and outed the Spivs. No Covid Virus involved and we could protest as we clearly wanted.

Glad we did. Never once fired a missile though.

Agree PB. On all points mate.

 

[SuperGers07]

He was addicted to radio phone ins.



Had about 15 different personas

Brilliant

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Some of the scum on kds saying O'Neil is coming back

Would hold more appeal for the bitter, deluded c*nts than Strachan coming back, that’s for sure. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

 

[GF7]

Would hold more appeal for the bitter, deluded c*nts than Strachan coming back, that’s for sure. It wouldn’t surprise me one bit.

Bobo Balde dusting off his boots as we speak

 

[Main Stand]

your right eb, he works in a charity shop in town, i wont say which one though.

Fair play to him then.

 

[RangersLad1983]

Well that was 2 hours of bliss. Some utter mentalists (somebody check on auld Archie & mental Mick) and Tommy thr menal flat earther taxi driver crawled out from whichever sewer he has been hiding in for the last number of years.

Hopefully more to come tomorrow

Did he not get a phone call from Ulster and shat himself.