Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Far too boring. NEXT!

 

[Lairdo]

Can we get the bloke who wanted Brown as Manager a few weeks ago to call in?

“Articulated Laurie” was the fellow.

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

%^*& off Mick. You're boring

 

[bad boy boogie]

Micks building up to a big finish....next week

 

[HowdenEnder]

Went with knives in his back.

Et tu, Doofus?

 

[TimzRFudz]

John Kennedy is only there to open tins with his nose for the rest of the season.

 

[Wugs]

 

[Ubik]

poor from keevins

 

[HamiltonBear]

Shug wants Malky

 

[Azzurri]

Kennedy was too busy plotting Lennon's downfall.

He'd be a brave man to that, lol

 

[Tamarisk]

Aw man, I just realised Lennon might be sitting pished and depressed with this on his radio.

This season would reach new levels of epicness if he phoned in.

And applied for the vacancy

 

[Edweird]

Neic should have had his own people in.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Dignity! Who would think of putting that on a bingo card re lennon?

 

[LizzyDrippin]

Forehead

 

[Lairdo]

Auld Hugh applauds the views of Malay McKay.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Gary Caldwell is calling via a direct satellite feed to his enormous cranium.

 

[The Underfaker]

Potato Head Caldwell on now

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

The players will be fucking dancing, that he's gone.

 

[BN94]

Malky McKay would be to good to be true.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Neic should have had his own people in.

Martin’s a bit busy these days I heard.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Caldwell on to casually throw his massive hat into the ring....

 

[Leo_Ger]

Caldwell making a job application live on air.

Imagine the WhatsApp leaks then. We'd know the team before he did.

 

[HamiltonBear]

They are too scared to say delightit. Singing from the same hymn sheet already

 

[Edweird]

John Paul sounded better than Caldwell.

 

[Recoba]

Kryten calling in from outer space

 

[IAMGROOT]

Gary Caldwell? Finger on the pulse? REALLY??

 

[Edweird]

Martin’s a bit busy these days I heard.

Would still have been better than Kennedy.

 

[KGR98]

Hugh bigging up McKay yet he thinks Morelos is a nasty piece of work

 

[BN94]

I wonder where Lennon will go next..

https://imgur.com/a/54FalBV

 

[Rangerista]

Hugh's free from his restraints now that Neic has gone, the hurt of his team's epic fail has burst out like an alien from his stomach and he doesn't mind letting everyone know.

 

[northsealoyal]

Guidi really is a unapologetic mentally challengeds employee

 

[nelster]

Attack minded football club

Flair

Wingers !

Human side

Good god get Methadone Mick back on for some coherent points

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

I’ll settle for a corner to corner connect 4. That would be fantastic.

 

[Leo_Ger]

You can see why Caldwell's team talks never led to a successful management career.

Monotone Munsters cùnt.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Caldwell talking about human values....

Throw shite at the moon ya banger.

 

[nelster]

Quidrooplettrebbull

Caldwell sounds like an Only an Excuse cariacature

 

[SuperGers07]

Any bangers on yet so I can tune in for the podcast later?

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Tonight’s phone in, about a man who threatens women and a club that protects paedophiles, is brought to you by the word “Dignity”.

 

[RWL12]

I had quadroopal trebul in the bingo

 

[Edweird]

For someone whose team just won a quadrooble treble Caldwell sounds very down.
Almost like it doesn't matter.

 

[Ted Rangers]

John Paul sounded better than Caldwell.

I missed John Paul, what team did he support?

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Went with knives in his back.

Et tu, Doofus?

Or as they say in Prague 8-2 Brute'.

 

[IAMGROOT]

Boring basturd!

 

[Leo_Ger]

"You have to players willing to head it."

Not everybody as blessed as you in that department, Gary. Easy to say when your head has it's own weather system.

 

[HamiltonBear]

Gary Caldwell is one boring, boring fuckwit. Human Rohypnol

 

[TimzRFudz]

Any bangers on yet so I can tune in for the podcast later?

Fairly pish so far. Currently got Fivehead Caldwell droning on about zonal marking....

 

[Edweird]

I missed John Paul, what team did he support?

In typical Clyde fashion John Paul McGlobolal supported Cowdenbeath.

 

[KGer29]

Boorrringggggg

 

[bad boy boogie]

If mc innes can't beat this mob at weekend,he should be booted too.

 

[Broom-loneranger]

Fck me thats some incredible insight Gary, stopping the ball going in your net.

Incredible