Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Wilkinsvolley]

Fcuk! I've just been outed!

Shug?

 

[HamiltonBear]

Who at Celtic has values

AJER £2.97, Christie €1, French Boydy €11 only cos he is compared to Boydy. The rest, %^*& all.

 

[Deek]

Martinez would be a shamble, does Hugh not remember the state of Wigan and Everton’s defences?

All for it

 

[raelbrook]

The meltdown continues, only another 4/5 months of this to go. Long may it continue.

 

[Lairdo]

the “Hollywood Appointment” - Harvey Weinstein!

Pity Jefffrey Epstein ruled himself out.

 

[BomberBrownFan]

They got lucky with the Rogers appointment. They won’t get that this time.

It will be one of Clarke, Kennedy or a random German hipster a la David Wagner.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

They got lucky with the Rogers appointment. They won’t get that this time.

It will be one of Clarke, Kennedy or a random German hipster a la David Wagner.

They can't afford another Rodgers type appointment what with the managers wages & the countless millions a big name will demand to rebuild.

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

Brendan Rodgers talking about Kennedy : "very loyal"

Given it's just a few months left of the season, does that potentially spell the PR going out to bump Kennedy as the long term manager?

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Pity Jefffrey Epstein ruled himself out.

His connections to the Royal Family wouldn’t have gone down well.

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Every time i turn this on it’s adverts, beat the pundit and talking shite, bored, aff.

 

[Cooper Forever]

Martinez would be a shamble, does Hugh not remember the state of Wigan and Everton’s defences?

All for it

Martinez is a non-starter , I know his brother-in-law and he ain't going anywhere near that cesspit

 

[BN94]

Every time i turn this on it’s adverts, beat the pundit and talking shite, bored, aff.

Aw please don’t go, help us with beat the pundit

 

[Sir Sidney Ruff Diamond]

Martin’s a bit busy these days I heard.

I heard two stories

 

[nelster]

Sounds like the tshirts-fur-santaponza-tenarowww guy

 

[TimzRFudz]

Get the WD40 out for this fud's voice.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

High pitch, eh....

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Has this guy been sooking helium?

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Do the sellick fans all inhale helium before they phone Snyde?

 

[bad boy boogie]

Oops the dugs are on high alert now

 

[commander B]

Heres the Greenock Joe Pesci back on !

 

[Steeps the Teddy Bear]

Is this woody wood pecker on glue .

 

[WATP1979]

Can’t beat a nasally poet on Clyde

“Am blamin Petar”

‘Roon ye ya tramp bassa

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

This has got to be someone taking the piss.

 

[Recoba]

The Santa Ponza guy is on and he is one of the best !

He has been calling for years.

 

[brummiebear]

Who the feck is this screaming tosser

 

[nelster]

Golden

24th February 2021 - nasally voice santponsafurraten guy

‘Ah hope they dont get tae ten’

 

[Edweird]

Heres the Greenock Joe Pesci back on !

 

[HowdenEnder]

The guy Liverpool bought hasn't even got a game yet has he? But he's a world beater!

 

[Coopertrueblue]

Offered £5m for Toney, aye nae bother

 

[Rangerista]

John's bumming us up for ten, if I heard him correctly, he's completely lost it.

 

[geedee]

Biggest half time draw in the world mate!

 

[basilboli]

This clown is Delooded

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Honestly my jaws are sore with laughter, this is glorious.

 

[monkey magic]

They were for chasing Brendan down London Rd, yet now he's a legend and they want him back. lol

Rodgers was also a colossal failure in Europe.

 

[PGBC Bear]

It’s a shambools lol

 

[northsealoyal]

John has lost the plot and it’s quality

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

"Shamble"

 

[Batigol]

John the raging fuckwit

 

[BSPECIAL]

For thread regulars;
In light of the recent news that Neic may be on his way oot, Kennedy has been instantly promoted to platoon leader and awarded even more medals.

That's an insult to dad's army

 

[Virgil Hilts]

no way Clarke is giving up the Scotland gig with the euros pending regardless of how Scotland may get on

££££

 

[Hawftimepie]

Wits the lady's front bottom on about.

'There's no other team like this in the world' hahaha is this willy washer for real!

'It's goes on n on n on'. It's like he's just phoned up raging without really knowing what he's gonny talk about.

 

[bucks72]

money pinching - Aye ok they spent money

 

[HowdenEnder]

His hauns wur tied, he wis hing oot tae dry!

I bet he wasn't washed first!

 

[Andymk07]

They were for chasing Brendan down London Rd, yet now he's a legend and they want him back. lol

Rodgers was also a colossal failure in Europe.

He who shall not be named I believe they called him...mental cases

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"There's no other football club anywhere in the world that's anything like this club" - I wonder if that's available to John on a t-shirt.

 

[China Bear]

Clueless John on, he can’t string thoughts together, no wonder the panel can address his points.

 

[Virgil Hilts]

Wits the lady's front bottom on about.

'There's no other team like this in the world' hahaha is this willy washer for real!

'It's goes on n on n on'. It's like he's just phoned up raging without really knowing what he's gonny talk about.

In the same way that there was no Radio1 DJ like Jimmy Saville

 

[bad boy boogie]

"There's no other football club anywhere in the world that's anything like this club" - I wonder if that's available to John on a t-shirt.

He's wrong...penn state were the exact same

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Shoo It's all about the mitigating circumstances ya specky tube.

 

[Rangerista]

"There's no other football club anywhere in the world that's anything like this club" - I wonder if that's available to John on a t-shirt.

And we all thank the gods for that!