ALittleBitOfTheBubbly
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Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you
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chilebear
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This Japanese is in for a surprise. Coming from a humble and respectful country, with low crime, to shark heed full of stinking tramps.
Watch out guys de hoops are coming
Broonys Back Pocket Is Full
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Eff the negativity… eff the huns, new season starts now and we are coming for your oneth title hun scum. you’d might have sung champions (and absolutely shamed yourselves like the dead scum you didn’t save in 2012) but your not singing champions again ole. GIRFUY hun lurking carrots
Broonys Back Pocket Is Full
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38 min. ago#124478
Eff the negativity… eff the huns, new season starts now and we are coming for your oneth title hun scum. you’d might have sung champions (and absolutely shamed yourselves like the dead scum you didn’t save in 2012) but your not singing champions again ole. GIRFUY hun lurking carrots
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TheGaffer
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See that blonde girl Natasha from that Celtic podcast, seen a few pictures of her on Twitter and thought hmm, not bad to be fair.
Seen her in real life on the news last night and was like eh? That’s no her surely. Was like looking at a different person.
Catfished a belter.
Seen her in real life on the news last night and was like eh? That’s no her surely. Was like looking at a different person.
Catfished a belter.
Corkinator
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The board have spent millions and millions, Lennon bought shite. I can agree about the structure of the club but it’s wasn’t about lack of funds, it will be now though, they’re a shrinking business and skint.
Tailwind
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Singing Championees whilst being champions is shameful?
What is singing about ten in a row from your “oneth”, “twoth”, “threeth” title?
WalterLoyal
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Her face alters on a weekly basis depending on the dodgy botox and drawn on eyebrows. She reminds me of the Dolmio puppets.
Steeps the Teddy Bear
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Defiance , denial , with nothing between their ears but bigotry. How is your resolution 13, 12 , 11....doing ? Chortle , Chortle ....55 titles and we're still going strong .
TheGaffer
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Mate honestly see the pictures of her on Twitter I was genuinely thinking she was a decent bit of kit and then she popped up on STV News last night and I couldn’t believe how different she is.
Got stung like that on Tinder once, girl looked a worldy and we arranged a date then she turned up looking like someone else as she was careful with what pictures she put online. Strictly a video call before a date now going forward.
Oneth had me pissing myself.
Sheik Ma Shammy
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She looks like bigfoot Jane Park another horror who looks okay with filters but looks like sasquatch without them.
Godrup99
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Badger
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I give it 2 months before he's telling journos that if he thinks he's a bad manager to come and watch his training sessions.
Cambuslang Bear
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This could have an impact on any potential signings if they drop points in the first couple of games. Who is going to sign for a piss poor team who could be in big trouble after a few games?
ShotaShuffle
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Whatever your plans are for Saturday night, cancel them. Get the game on at Tynecastle, have a beverage and sit back and enjoy the mayhem. This thread will have you greetin with laughter
Captain Steve Rogers
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He knows as much about Hearts as Scottish managers know about mid-table Aussie teams such as Macarthur and Adelaide Utd.
Feck all.
Martyboy70
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Vodkas in the freezer just now. Will pick up some popcorn tomorrow.
Bumplittledipper
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Aye, that happened to me years ago. Turned up expecting a dream boat and ended up with a tug boat.
RaoulDuke66
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I didn't expect the authorities to take any action based on the available evidence. But they're required to work to a higher burden of proof. We're not. We all know what he was asking for. Groomer.
One of them saying Brighton is a racist place that Edouard might not want to go to, or something. Is there anything or anybody they don’t try to brand as some sort ‘ist’ or ‘ism’?
They’ve been cowed to for so long in this country that they just don’t see their own bigotry and hatred.
They’ve been cowed to for so long in this country that they just don’t see their own bigotry and hatred.
RaoulDuke66
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You know it wouldn't stop Paul John John Paul Paul Paul John John John.
Ryzogrumpybear
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And I thought the Bard of Avon had passed away in 1616 he must be getting on a bit.
Tom Forsyth's stud
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The Protestants are always right
Corkinator
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Ipaddy and the anteater will furnish the fat Athenian bastard with all the goods!
St Andrews Bear
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No arguments from me on that RD
Battle Fever's On
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I've got no idea what level Hearts are at but they gave the scum a run in the Scottish cup final.
If they come out the traps fast and hard like we know they can at Tynecastle then I think they will cause all sorts of problems.
If they come out the traps fast and hard like we know they can at Tynecastle then I think they will cause all sorts of problems.
BrianBear1
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At least you got a tug
HMS.Temple.Garden
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seen a couple of Rubin Kazan games, I remember that Arsefelt scoring a headed goal from a corner so he will need watching in that regard.
DrumBear
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%^*& me. It's the reincarnation of Shakespeare
All I can hear now is jaws as the big shark comes
RaoulDuke66
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Honestly, every team will be having a field day in its pre-match tactics sessions, looking at all the ways they can get at that mob.
EnglishRanger
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I think he means 'first' not 'oneth'. I blame the schools. I don't understand carrot as an insult. I'd just laugh at anyone calling me a carrot.
DrumBear
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The patter they come away with is awful. I also blame the parents. The schools and parents have alot to answer for.I think he means 'first' not 'oneth'. I blame the schools. I don't understand carrot as an insult. I'd just laugh at anyone calling me a carrot.
I believe carrot is a swear filter. Not sure what word mind you lol
Tailwind
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Good point I haven’t seen referenced recently when people suggest Hearts have no problem because they are newly promoted
Martyboy70
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It's their swear filter for C U Next Tuesday.I think he means 'first' not 'oneth'. I blame the schools. I don't understand carrot as an insult. I'd just laugh at anyone calling me a carrot.
Tailwind
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Plenty of players once scored a header, Goldson, Helander and Balogun are all taller than him and solid in the air. I’m sure we’ll be fine.
Tailwind
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Soro double booking would do me just fine
Tom Culshaw will sort that
Soro is out of control
Artful Dodger
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It’s called turd polishing.The rheptiles are very good at it.I'm enjoying their positivity on their recent Japanese signing. Comparing him to Nakamura, because, well, he's Japanese.
Japan international as well. Same age as Nakamura etc. I see Nakamura had about 50 caps when he joined them. This boy has 4.
Same approach as Starfelt, who's allegedly better than Helander, although he can't get into a Sweden squad, mainly because of Helander.
Battle Fever's On
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One thing I noted in the two games they played against the Danes was the Danes didn't press their midfield at all, they sat off and let the scum run through them.
If Hearts press their midfield and over run that part of the pitch then they can give themselves a chance to play forward and pressure their shaky defence.
If Hearts press their midfield and over run that part of the pitch then they can give themselves a chance to play forward and pressure their shaky defence.
Clementime
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I'm enjoying their positivity on their recent Japanese signing. Comparing him to Nakamura, because, well, he's Japanese.
Japan international as well. Same age as Nakamura etc. I see Nakamura had about 50 caps when he joined them. This boy has 4.
Same approach as Starfelt, who's allegedly better than Helander, although he can't get into a Sweden squad, mainly because of Helander.
Who has never won anything in his career, played three friendlies for Sweden.
The Swedish defensive Donatti.
I think he will be favourite to commit most fouls this season, that's all he does
Barcelona Bandit
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Ah back to SWEET CAROLINE!One of them saying Brighton is a racist place that Edouard might not want to go to, or something. Is there anything or anybody they don’t try to brand as some sort ‘ist’ or ‘ism’?
They’ve been cowed to for so long in this country that they just don’t see their own bigotry and hatred.
Martyboy70
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They started it after 65-70 minutes because the Danes coach said he saw that they were tanked after this time in the 1st leg. His gameplan was to basically nullify them to this point then have at them and they did have a few chances after that. The boy Lind had 2 or 3 good openings. Made for a turgid watch to that point but this was the first and unlikely the last time Angry Anderson will be completely outgunned tactics wise.
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