Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[The Little General]

Classic lithpy tim homo

 

[Puggy]

John Kennedy sellick manager in future hahahahaha

 

[The Predator]

First couple callers dull as dish water. Get the moon units on ffs

 

[Million$Man]

Party line is players are to blame tonight. Come on the Saints on Sunday, pile it on

 

[Ubik]

its like playing daley thomsons decathlon swimming bit with this guys breathing

 

[northsealoyal]

Come on get the full rant conspiracy mob on Clyde

 

[Raffles]

He’s had a pop at brave John now too!

oh no it’s ok, he said he can come back and manage them in the future!!

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

Roger Hannah is hurting

 

[superallythe2nd]

We want moon-units.
Where art thou moon-units??

 

[LLLG]

There’s a lot A LOT of people who refuse to be telt differently tonight!

hahaha walk into a full length mirror

 

[The Underfaker]

“Full Length Mirror”

 

[The Predator]

May be they can't afford full length mirrors?

Could explain their form if they can't see themselves when they look at them to ask questions.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Dalziel's on the tramadol. Rambling like fùck.

 

[The Underfaker]

“A Yeti up front”

 

[LLLG]

Inject this shit right into my jugular

 

[monkey magic]

John Kennedy sellick manager in future hahahahaha

We can but dream ! lol

 

[Simply a Bear]

John Kennedy sellick manager in future hahahahaha

Could you imagine him on the touchline? The Easter island statues have more expression in their faces.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Hopefully that looney Tommy is back on tonight. If Carstairs have allowed him day release.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

“A Yeti up front”

They're certainly abominable!

 

[longtimedead]

“A Yeti up front”

The Abominable Showman ?

 

[Baxter Blue]

Gordon Dalziel is f uckin murder to listen to.

 

[Leo_Ger]

“Full Length Mirror”

'No player can walk into one.'

John Kennedy definitely couldn't. Would break his enormous beak.

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

None of their players would be able to look in a mirror without it shattering

 

[LLLG]

Hopefully that looney Tommy is back on tonight. If Carstairs have allowed him day release.

He is allowed a daily call

 

[RWL12]

That lounge better have full length mirrors

 

[alex wright]

The shout about Martin O’Neill and his wife is one of the most mental things I’ve ever heard.

Some way to speak about a manager that won them a decent amount of trophies.

The cunts have lost the plot.

To be fair, that theory was touted on here repeatedly at the time.

 

[northsealoyal]

I hope we get another tirade at liewell being a leech

 

[Born a Barras Hick]

As motivational strategies go this is brilliant, you just have to hope their players are listening. Dispickuble bastewards.

 

[Main Stand]

I want Laurie’s voice, on my Echo dot.

 

[Simply a Bear]

May be they can't afford full length mirrors?

Could explain their form if they can't see themselves when they look at them to ask questions.

They don't have any left. Scott Brown would elbow them as he walked past.

 

[Family bam]

That lounge better have full length mirrors

Dalziel is as retarded as some of tarrriers phoning in.

 

[Leo_Ger]

Good, now they've got a proper goblin on.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Yaaaassssss! We're gettin scuddit 4 or 5-1 oan fursday. See these maradonas? id droap them!

 

[superallythe2nd]

Here we go!!!

 

[Tugay1872]

Here we go, is thus guy no Frank far Haghill, he's saying he's called John wtf lol.

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Now we're cooking

 

[The Predator]

Wee man on the phone is sucking helium

 

[longtimedead]

FFS John

Were you one of the wee neds from Still Game ?

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

Haha pinning their hopes on Frather Forthter now.

Bad news Declan, Lurch despises you as well now.

 

[RWL12]

I wish I could fly, right up to the sky

But I cant...

 

[Mosschops]

John comes on the line.... dogs everywhere start whining

 

[Davidsmith1]

Skuddit
Thats a new one
This guy is a special case

 

[Monster]

No way its the squealing pig again.

 

[Ready72]

It appears Bugs Bunny has dialled in ??

 

[mck1872]

Hahahaha here we go

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

John - "w id drap thim"

 

[northsealoyal]

This dude is comparing their players to world icons

 

[The Underfaker]

“Franz Becken-Bar”

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

FFS John

Were you one of the wee neds from Still Game ?

Naw he wisnae!

 

[commander B]

This one sounds like a Glasgow Joe Pesci !