Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Bannerman]

Here we go - Joe Pasquale Loyal. Oh - and what’s a Pedastool?

 

[monkey magic]

The high-pitched maniacs are back ! lol

 

[LLLG]

I think we have a mentalist

 

[WalterLoyal]

Dalziel will blame just about anyone apart from Lennon. Funny how Lennon gets the credit for the good signings made during his first spell who were sold on for big money but the head of recruitment is now getting the blame for all the diddies lennon has signed during his second spell.

 

[gusty2]

Pitch is getting higher

 

[Leo_Ger]

I think that's morse code he's talking in in-between the random words.

 

[Liviger1984]

This guy been sooking helium balloons??

 

[The Predator]

Hahahahaha man his we squeaky voice

 

[LLLG]

Gun Tay thur heeeeed and a peda stole

 

[Spiderman]

Maradonas

 

[Raffles]

Is this guy bilingual?
Keeps lapsing into squeaks

 

[ALADOU34]

Ffs it’s a munchkin

 

[dougiem]

ha ha mentally challenged john is hurtng ha ha

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

my wine glasses just cracked at this mentalist

 

[superallythe2nd]

This one sounds like a Glasgow Joe Pesci !

"You think ah'm funny!?"

 

[Simply a Bear]

“Franz Becken-Bar”

Name of their new lounge?

 

[billyboyblue]

You tell them, John, ya mad wee mickey bam.
"Scudded,we'll get scudded' "leagues gone" "shambles"
Beautiful

 

[Main Stand]

THAT’S IT.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Shut that guy up, my dog is having some sort of fit in response to that fucking sonar he's chirping out...

 

[willowbankbear]

Who’s this crackpot hahahahahaha

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

John clearly reads FF

 

[Once a BEAR]

Hahahahahahahaha CLASS

 

[jones65]

the dog is perking up again

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

This is fucking hilarious.

 

[bobba]

john’s pretty upset

 

[Sjbaxter77]

Dunderhieds! It's a pure shamble!

 

[bigblue9]

can anyone translate whatever language he's speaking?

 

[dougiem]

jack ross here's hoping

 

[Puggy]

Wee Glesga Joe Pesci there

 

[The Little General]

John. My new favourite mental Tim.

 

[pelem]

Roger Hannah is hurting

He's been Rogered his rectum is hurting

 

[Dalai Lammers]

What language is this reptile speaking?

Fucking good wine glass just smashed

 

[Minden]

Is this guy from the lollipop guild ?

 

[Datman]

Peeter niver pitavoat in!

 

[davydumper]

can anyone translate whatever language he's speaking?

I’ll get my wee dog again to translate again

 

[78.9mph]

Shut that guy up, my dog is having some sort of fit in response to that fucking sonar he's chirping out...

You're right, he could navigate in the pitch black. Probably comes in handy skulking about the children's bedroom at 1 in the morning ...

 

[pelem]

Dalziel is as retarded as some of tarrriers phoning in.

He's got to go hame to them.

 

[Main Stand]

Surprised the Russians didn’t call on him during the Cold War.

 

[ShotaShuffle]

How high pitched are they

 

[LLLG]

Peeter niver pitavoat in!

There’s a banner for the mentalists on Thursday at the empty peado dome

 

[monkey magic]

Dalziel and Hannah must be the worst pundits in Scottish football. Boring, tedious walking cliches.

 

[Humbug]

Is this guy bilingual?
Keeps lapsing into squeaks

Yes, he can speak ned and dolphin fluently.

 

[TimzRFudz]

Hannah is a grubby wee scumbag, practically begging tims to phone in and back Lennon and Liewell's statement there. Arselick.

 

[Sancus]

Hannah is terrified he might have to say something that will upset one of the filth groups.

A coward and a disgrace.

 

[jigster]

cheap available option ........lads bang on the money about lennon

 

[Baxter Blue]

At last a sensible calller

 

[Leo_Ger]

This guy's going off narrative.

Hannah and Dalziel have been told it's all the player's fault, not Lennon's.

Peter will want them to shoot this down.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Dougie - it's all mind games aimed at the fans by Peeta the fat leech!

 

[northsealoyal]

Hannah really is despicable non entity

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

cheap available option ........lads bang on the money about lennon

Speaking far too much sense, get him off. Need more Johns.