Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Cavalera]

Gordon Dalziel living up to the intelligent sound of his voice, "in modern football, as it always has been, for a long time now....".

 

[The Gooner]

I hadn’t listened for 10 years to the show and I’m not in Scotland now but thought I’d have a laugh and listen. Fully expected Alexa to tell me to feck off when I asked her to put it on. The presenter guy is the best I’ve heard and doesn’t seem to show any bias. Dalziel and Hannah are a pair of fannys though.

 

[Arkanoid]

A radio DJ with more knowledge than Dalziel despite having zero experience in the game at any level

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

A radio DJ with more knowledge than Dalziel despite having zero experience in the game at any level

Not too difficult to be honest

 

[Raffles]

Gordon Dalziel talks directly out of his arse

he literally makes it up as he goes along and sounds shocking for it

I’m stunned that he actually gets paid for his input

 

[Arkanoid]

And I reckon Howe would sook his crisps, weird wee guy scared of his own shadow. Would last a fortnight up here

 

[Gordonek]

Gordon Dalziel just spews shite... WTF

 

[Balogun1]

Where on earth did Dalziel go to school?

‘The problem with the modern game, always has been, for a long time.’

 

[Kuznetsov's Curly Hair]

Gordon Dalziel is a grade A throbber

 

[TimzRFudz]

Hopefully some more moon howlers in the next section. Went a bit flat there. We need Liewell to announce a seat on the board for the Groin Brigade and a new 3yr deal for Neic. Just to liven things up a bit.

 

[M0LS]

He's talked himself in to wanting Lennon out now, fckin rocket.

 

[Clicker]

FFS how did Dalziel get anywhere near a pundit job?

 

[Raffles]

“Eddie Howe strikes me as more of a vegetable lasagne man”

Brilliant!

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

Say what you want about Keevins but at least he twists the knife into the scum and windBut

I don't think you're getting the why of Keevins' knife.

 

[jigster]

GD reckons if eddie howe was eating his sunday dinner watching events unfold he'd put down his cutlery and get up the road as its a fantastic job

 

[Leo_Ger]

I hate Roger Hannah's stupid voice so much.

Like a disabled Richard Nixon.

 

[Simply a Bear]

GD reckons if eddie howe was eating his sunday dinner watching events unfold he'd put down his cutlery and get up the road as its a fantastic job

Obviously not fit for the job, their past managers have always been fond of eating out of newspaper wrappers.

 

[jones65]

Gordon Dalziel just spews shite... WTF

he’s now making an arse of himself on the beat the pundit pish.

 

[steve1873]

Daziel is a Mongo.

 

[DorsetLoyal]

“Eddie Howe strikes me as more of a vegetable lasagne man”

Brilliant!

https://twitter.com/x/status/1333847439598624769

 

[AndyWebsterLoyal]

Daziel is a Mongo.

Should be the opening line of his wikipedia

 

[Gordonek]

Daziel is a Mongo.

Probably covers it..

 

[The Canny Man]

Gordon Dalziel is clueless - it's actually quite embarrassing.

Once described Charlie Mulgrew as “world class”, not much more can be said.

 

[bustergonad]

If I was a host I would be defending Lennon like %^*& just to wind them up

Whether Dalziel is clever enough for that I dont know....

He's been saying he's a Motherwell fan for the past 10 years, what does he care?

 

[Clicker]

Nothing like last night’s entertainment, the sequel to an epic is often an anticlimax right enough.

 

[moondance]

Roger Hannah gives me the boak.

 

[Lairdo]

Where on earth did Dalziel go to school?

‘The problem with the modern game, always has been, for a long time.’

Dalziel High in Motherwell!

Perhaps it was founded by his father who provided “speshel edukashun.”

 

[bigblue9]

Is he hinting for a go on the TV show Tipping Point? saying it enough times

 

[Brant Hurley]

Dalziel had a modest playing career & an even less impressive time in management. But both were supernovas compared to his punditry.

 

[Galstonian Oranje]

Losing to rangers is not a surprise.

Fantastic

 

[Leo_Ger]

Hannah and Dalziel were brought in to try and stop the fun.

 

[chilebear]

GD is a proper thicko. He cant form a simple sentence.

Now hes hoping boging teeth gets it right.

Im embarrassed he played for us.

 

[Gordonek]

That's enough for me... SSB is off... Canny listen tae Dalziel... He IS a fukin Mongo..

 

[Ready72]

Dalziel willing Neil to turn this around.
Never heard that sort of chat when Gerrard was under pressure

 

[Alpagers]

Dalziel is an utter moron. I’m not a regular and he was off last week. Perhaps the worst ‘pundit’ I’ve ever heard

 

[WalterLoyal]

Dalziel has just said he hopes Neil Lennon gets it right. He really adores him.

 

[dbear]

This feels like they are gobbling off to avoid rabid questions, like watching FMQs

 

[Bannerman]

Wish the travel & weather folk would do one.

To be fair, it wasn't bad tonight.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Talking about Dave King coming up - should bring out a few live ones hopefully

 

[TCWNS1872]

Fek Dalziel's not had much luck has he? First a lobotomy now a hip replacement.

I’m not even listening in but that quip made me laugh out loud.

 

[Macky]

I hadn’t listened for 10 years to the show and I’m not in Scotland now but thought I’d have a laugh and listen. Fully expected Alexa to tell me to feck off when I asked her to put it on. The presenter guy is the best I’ve heard and doesn’t seem to show any bias. Dalziel and Hannah are a pair of fannys though.

SSB is decent nowadays thanks to the presenter Gordon Duncan. No bias at all and just likes to play devils advocate. Not afraid to ridicule the moon howlers.

 

[Raffles]

That's enough for me... SSB is off... Canny listen tae Dalziel... He IS a fukin Mongo..

It was always going to be difficult to hit the highs of last night, but this is actually painful to listen to.
I’ve said it already but how the fvck does Dalziel get paid for this?
It’s like that time BBC news lined up the wrong guest for an interview and the guy just went along with it and gave some made up answers.

 

[Peter_OHanrahahanrahan]

"succinct" and "retort" are awfully fancy words for a Yahoo.

EDIT there's "tutelage" as well!

 

[Gary]

Offt that Lawell wage

 

[Three-in-seven]

"succinct" and "retort" are awfully fancy words for a Yahoo.

Must have scoured the dictionary before the call, or has spoken to Articulated Laurie?

"Interject" and "culmination" now thrown into the conversation.

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

Hannah...

 

[Clicker]

Is anybody any the wiser after almost two hours of this going round in circles?

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

I'll " interject " get this prick tae f'uck and get the bams oan.

 

[Lairdo]

Is anybody any the wiser after almost two hours of this going round in circles?

Nope.

 

[Skyy Bluenose]

Tonight was never going to match Monday. A full house of mentally challengeds two days in-a-row is pretty entertaining though.

Gordon Duncan trying to get Bears to call up about Dave King news. Sorry Gordon, it's mentally challenged time.