Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

I thought these type of crackpots only existed on message boards

The really scary thing is, they walk amongst us!

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

Oh it goes much higher Kevin. You have no idea...

 

[dougiem]

KEVIN WTF

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Mjallby

 

[Cuthbert Dibble and Grub]

Ask 99% of people...

Whit?

55% of statistics are made up on the spot.

Tell you one stat that isn't made up; 55 is coming.

 

[Edweird]

This guy probably thinks Christopher Jefferies is really running the club.

 

[HowdenEnder]

Mjallby would do a better job in defence than Duffy.

 

[Changingman]

It's been a pleasure. The pleasure has been all ours Gordon.

WATP

 

[Three-in-seven]

FFS Kevin, another moon howling idiot.

Conspiracy by Lawell to allow Rangers to get close to ceptic, cause it's good for business.

Complete and utter bellend.

 

[Blue Skies At Night]

Nice finisher from Rae, " it's been implosion all over the place". Indeed it has Alex.

 

[Coisty09]

That was hilarious

 

[HinshieBluenose]

What a riddy coming on to a radio program and saying that you think Lawell has done this as he wanted the SPFL to be closer. Absolute zoomer

 

[Humbug]

Roll on tomorrow bears,

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Hope George Bowie plays a techno version of live it up for his first tune on the gbx

 

[Azzurri]

Kevin, you fuckin moon howler

 

[geedee]

Poor poor Kevin. Watched March to 9• and wanted total domination and bury Rangers.
Well dear Kev next few months and years are not going to be too good for you.
So go back to the deep black depths you come from and get ready to watch the party.

 

[Vallance]

Neic doesn’t do walking away

Waddles, though.

 

[chosen few]

I think Liewell and yellow teeth are in charge of the vaccine roll out up here going by what an arse is being made of it.

 

[bluenosebazza]

What a riddy coming on to a radio program and saying that you think Lawell has done this as he wanted the SPFL to be closer. Absolute zoomer

He hasnt done a very good fckin job of it. Were 20 points in front.

 

[Cyberniv]

Now we have some moonhowling .......

Lawwell has deliberately let us get close so he can make more money

They’ve been told time and time again, they have no idea how high this goes.

 

[Stewmelbill]

Mjallby would do a better job in defence than Duffy.

Was about to say the same - never mind getting Mjallby back to coach Duffer, they'd be better off getting him back to replace Duffer!

 

[Blueblood86]

Hope George Bowie plays a techno version of live it up for his first tune on the gbx

Followed by zombie nation

 

[dublinbluenose]

Liewell planned all this,of course he did you moon howler

 

[nelster]

How good is hearing that end tune and feeling like its 1994 again

 

[brand69]

Quality.

 

[Fourladshadadream]

How good was that, went to the caller and his first word, not even a hello or pleasantry, just jumped in with shouting ”mince” down the phone. Epic

I was driving at the time and burst out laughing

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

UB banner at their scum hut thanking lawell would be a good thing...

Come Home Agent Lawwell.

Mission Accomplished.

 

[Metalhead1965]

Oh Kevin

 

[Rotto]

The Muppet show continues 6pm on Monday.

 

[Arminius]

Surely there must be a bear willing to take one for the FF team and phone in.

“Aye, Hullo. Terry Munro here. Mince. “

 

[Mview83]

UB banner at their scum hut thanking lawell would be a good thing...

Leave that pish to them. It’s all about the Rangers!

 

[Edweird]

Delicious

They just said that the new manager should be ROBERT WAGNER !!!!!!
Then they had a f&ck you video set up for Rangers fans tuning in and failed to get it to play.
I recorded the whole thing because they'll take this one down too.

 

[mad4rfcme]

Raging that I missed most of it, just tuned in to hear Gary Holt then some fruitloop called Kevin, Liewell had the chance to end Rangers but choose to allow us our current revival.
Ok cheers Pete. Defo not normal peeps.

 

[Tommy1656]

You're playing with fire saying that on here mate lol

WATP

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Kevin is having a good go.

FFS Does that mean there’s TWO KEVINS in the Briggs mate ?

Need to re plan this years holiday !

 

[Cobbler Bob]

Hey Kevin!

 

[Rangerista]

Not that "Kevin", what a let down.

But another rager and the hate is strong with this one.

"We had the chance to bury Rangers and Liewell let it slip"

I hope they all think like Kevin, just completely delusional. I'd tell them they have a machiavellian complex, but that would just elicit a puzzled stare in response.

Imagine living in world where everything is explained by a conspiracy?

 

[Ped78]

They just said that the new manager should be ROBERT WAGNER !!!!!!
Then they had a f&ck you video set up for Rangers fans tuning in and failed to get it to play.
I recorded the whole thing because they'll take this one down too.

Where can we see this?

 

[Rangerista]

They just said that the new manager should be ROBERT WAGNER !!!!!!
Then they had a f&ck you video set up for Rangers fans tuning in and failed to get it to play.
I recorded the whole thing because they'll take this one down too.

What time is it when they have their technical mishap?

 

[BigDGrant]

So many bears on there lol.

 

[Super Cooper]

Where can we see this?

 

[WAAP]

amazing they have no shame in 'lennon won a treble', what was the goal that secured the 9

It is embarrassing. They can shout all they like about 9 in a row, but even as a true blue, I can remember Lennox, Chalmers, Gemmell etc and that was an achievement. Not a bunch of no marks that have been found out.
Steven Gerrard is our leader and we shall not be moved.

 

[Numanloyal]

Laurie from Denniston must be hiding

His belter last week was “Broonaldo is a shoe in for selik managers job as it’s natural transition a world class 1 club player would take”

 

[Its-Sebo]

Was this podcast not called something else a week ago?

 

[BN94]

His belter last week was “Broonaldo is a shoe in for selik managers job as it’s natural transition a world class 1 club player would take”

It would be to good to be true them giving the job to Brown. Ffs imagine?

 

[Edweird]

For everyone asking, watch from the 42 minute mark. Calls for Robert Wagner to be manager then a few minutes later fails to play his Get It Up You video for Rangers fans.
These guys are the funniest thing out there and they think Rangers fans are tuning in to hear their point of view.
The most deformed one (top right) keeps calling us Huns then says there's no need for sectarianism.
At the end of the video they kind of do the Oirish Mick thing in that they know the league is gone and they want to bestest pals with all the Rangers fans now.
Rangers fans are their ONLY audience.

 

[ShootYouDown]

"Awrite Georgie boy, can a git a big shout oot tae Des, big mad Pete, Neic, Nicky n' tha rest ae tha boys?"

Pure quality mate. Laughing like %^*& here

 

[Edweird]

Was this podcast not called something else a week ago?

Yes.
They said after the New Year game "We WILL NOT be changing the name of the channel"
It was called "On The Road To Ten"

 

[The Goal Machine]

For everyone asking, watch from the 42 minute mark. Calls for Robert Wagner to be manager then a few minutes later fails to play his Get It Up You video for Rangers fans.
These guys are the funniest thing out there and they think Rangers fans are tuning in to hear their point of view.

These guys are worth a watch. Honestly it’s like watching Dumb and Dumber.

 

[BN94]

The really scary thing is, they walk amongst us!

https://imgur.com/a/cFr392Y