Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[MearnsUnionist]

We've got the village idiot from somewhere in County Down on now.

 

[Hurricane Run]

Anybody seen Rod Stewart.?

I think hes making his macaroni "lennon out, you know its the right thing to do" sign, in his seniors arts and crafts class

 

[camioni]

This tattie howker sounds a belter.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Is this terry munro?

Terry fuckwit

 

[gusty2]

4-4 now want him gone

I hope he stays!

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

We've got the village idiot from somewhere in County Down on now.

Perhaps even a county champion mate.

 

[The Predator]

Yaaasss we Alex throwing in Ryan Christie wanting out the door. Just dropping those we things in will get a few bites

 

[Jorg]

Keevin's hasn't said much wrong tonight, he's just told the truth about the states of both clubs

still a wank though

 

[insanicdrunk]

Rae, "Christie is wanting out, so he is busting a gut to look good!"

 

[Laudrup is God]

Terry fuckwit

Just for now but I want us to be the reason he is bagged.

 

[K1873]

hugh getting his "10 in a row" quota up..

 

[Scoot1975]

Scum dropping points before coming to Ibrox and then Kennedy being in charge for the remainder of their season would be sensational stuff.

That would be hilarious!!

 

[WinkieWATP]

Christie’s desperate to get out the door.

More of that please Alec. Tear the 19th Century Terrorist bastards a new one.

 

[borderbluenose]

Trolling from Rae Christie trying hard because he wants to get out the door

 

[gusty2]

Players don't care about 10 in a row.....just looking for a move to a bigger club

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Spew " 10 in a row " Keevins can't help himself the fucking bitter auld prick.

Loving their pain here.

 

[Live Forever]

Just heard Keevins touting us for an unbeaten season.

 

[TibbsyBear]

Hopefully it’s that horrible mentally challenged bastard Brian from Stirling. I can’t stand the c()nt.

Haha, mad Brian who knows everyone involved with Celtic ‘personally’

Brian never lets the truth get in the way of a good story.

 

[granthamger]

Scum dropping points before coming to Ibrox and then Kennedy being in charge for the remainder of their season would be sensational stuff.

Would be a brave move.

 

[possilbear2]

Flags in the stands instead of people if nothing changes.

Thick cvnt doesn't he know its only flags in the stands just now.

 

[monkey magic]

This is funnier than Fools & Horses tonight. lol

 

[camioni]

Alec Rae playing a blinder here.

 

[Corkinator]

I’ve not listen to Clyde one for about 13 years, put it on tonight while cleaning the kitchen! Ffs you would think we were 30 points clear with 11 games left!
they are a different breed!

 

[Minden]

I've got to turn this off , my stomach hurts from laughing ! The Fail Fail brigade are comedy gold .

 

[WBD]

Keevins really is raging. You would think we were 20 points ahead. He is rolling out all the cliches. He wants this reversed now!!

 

[bluewonder]

I think poor old Hugh will be leading the mentally challengeds to the car park with social distancing not because of Covid more to do with the fact they are all smelly bastards.

 

[willowbankbear]

Anyone else eating their dinner trying to listen to this with yer partner / wife talking utter pish at the same time about stuff u couldn’t give 2 fucks about ?? Mine has yapped non stop for20 mins .

I’m convinced she’s a Tim in disguise

 

[insanicdrunk]

Alec Rae playing a blinder here.

 

[Recoba]

I never forget their whole section of the Broomloan stand singing 10iar songs and acting like barbaric scum when they were beating our championship team.

I will enjoy every fcking nanosecond of their pain and it will never get old and will never get boring.

I will feast on it for years to come.

 

[Roscoblue]

I like that boy Duncan as a host. Possibly won’t go down well but c’est la vie.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Whatever happened to all those posters that say "how can anyone listen to this pish". Comic gold recently.

 

[Lairdo]

And guttit!

I’ll raise you “baffult.“

 

[MearnsUnionist]

That cuunt who does the travel sounds a total dick.

 

[gusty2]

Anyone else eating their dinner trying to listen to this with yer partner / wife talking utter pish at the same time about stuff u couldn’t give 2 fucks about ?? Mine has yapped non stop for20 mins .

I’m convinced she’s a Tim in disguise

Actually did laugh out loud at this...."Put the Christmas tree up if you want just let me hear this!!"

 

[nelster]

Carfin !!!!! Here we go.

 

[Scrubs UK]

Whatever happened to all those posters that say "how can anyone listen to this pish". Comic gold recently.

TBH, i am still one of them. I despise myself for tuning in just now and certainly wouldn't do it every day. I will make an exception for these circumstances.

 

[Main Stand]

David from Carfin, Jesus.

 

[GallowgateBlue]

Would be a brave move.

A suicidal move imo but would be a good laugh that's for sure.

 

[Sancus]

This is a belter - perspective, COVID, plastic pitches, never start strongly, Rangers finish seasons poorly.

 

[Burgh-Ger]

I never forget their whole section of the Broomloan stand singing 10iar songs and acting like barbaric scum when they were beating our championship team.

I will enjoy every fcking nanosecond of their pain and it will never get old and will never get boring.

I will feast on it for years to come.

Amen brother

 

[RWL12]

Here comes the excuses

 

[CupidStunt]

Mr Perspective here is brilliant.

 

[Eddie Doc]

A bit ay. Wank.

 

[Laudrup is God]

Boo jumjet on isn’t making 5-5

 

[Recoba]

Whats this fud talking about ? Aberdeen never had any chances against us in the opening game did they ? and not in the last minute.

 

[willowbankbear]

Actually did laugh out loud at this...."Put the Christmas tree up if you want just let me hear this!!"

Aw Jesus I started pissing maself at this and she says whit ye laughing at ???
Aw eh these callers

 

[The Predator]

We need more of this delusion. Lennon must stay

 

[gusty2]

Davids no worried

 

[VforVolunteer]

This yin from Carfin doesn't want to talk about Europe?

Wonder why!!!

 

[Brick_Top]

“Bit of perspective”.

Denial denial denial.

Delusion delusion delusion.