Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[GeoGers]

Looks like you need some hellium to be allowed on tonight

 

[Blue Light Loyal]

I agree with this guy...

Keep Lenny.

 

[MayboleLoyal]

Sellik fan named William

My boss is called Billy and is a tim hope it was him!

 

[MearnsUnionist]

Spokesman for the Carfin Lourdes Grotto appealing for calm and talking out his arse.

 

[Sjbaxter77]

David from carfin still in the denial stage apparently "keep the faith "

 

[Gazza4d]

David from Carfin. Quell Surprise
"90 pts we will get". ffs. Deluded whank

 

[lwl]

We've had the foaming at the mouth, rabid mentally challenged bastards on. Now we've got deluded, head in the sand super-pape David from the Carfin Grotto.

Get it right up ye.

 

[Plissken]

F*ds like this is why I tuned in.

 

[Ubik]

confidence breeds confidence so rangers are confident

 

[willowbankbear]

Is this Tommy Sheridan on just now ???? Hahahahahahaha

 

[Stuwatp93]

Deluisional David this is gold

 

[Drum]

They really are clinging onto this ‘Rangers will collapse‘ stuff. Shug (for once) explaining that the world doesn’t exist in a Tardis

 

[Caldow3]

That guy from Carfin is wearing very green tinted glasses.

 

[mck1872]

I hope the majority of them feel like David.

 

[Prestwick_ Bear]

Spokesman for the Carfin Lourdes Grotto appealing for calm and talking out his arse.

Fucking weapon mate.

 

[inverness bear]

Just because it rained today doesnt mean it will tomorrow.. Good come back

 

[Nemos 11]

As good as the Timmy meltdown will be tonight, you know fine well they’ll choose to take the calls from some negative Rangers fans as well to deflect.

Any Gers fan being negative at the moment needs a check up from the neck up! Long way to go of course but let’s be positive about what could be a massive season for us. WATP

 

[SuperGers07]

Can the guy who used to call up Clyde as Gay Declan please make a return

 

[Pablo Escobar]

This guy's pain is magnificent

 

[insanicdrunk]

Mr perspective, just because something happened before, doesnt mean it will happen again.

You can talk about our results against yours, but the manner is different. Example, Hibs draw, they were luckly to get a draw against us, you were lucky to get the draw from Hibs.

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Keevins having none of it.

 

[WalterLoyal]

I've noticed Keevins has stopped saying ''the ten'' over and over. Rarely a show would pass without Keevins relentlessly using the term, until very recently. He must be worried that ''the ten'' is slipping away.

 

[Jamiegatami]

“its Not every season until the end of time though”

 

[insanicdrunk]

Duplicate post.

 

[ObanTeddyBear]

Shug " David...just because it rained yesterday doesn't mean it's going to rain tomorrow!"

Ahw man...am in tears at wee "Am no Scared of Them" Davies Dumb theory that the last 2 seasons we have finished poor.

 

[TibbsyBear]

This guy is absolutely brilliant.

 

[dh1963]

David from Carfin. Quell Surprise
"90 pts we will get". ffs. Deluded whank

I hope he's right as I can't see us getting less than 95

 

[Arkanoid]

This is a belter - perspective, COVID, plastic pitches, never start strongly, Rangers finish seasons poorly.

54 reasons why that isn't true

 

[Simply a Bear]

Can you imagine what it will be like if we win the league this season. This is just a taster of what is to come.

 

[Plissken]

This guys desperation and delusion here is incredible.

 

[RWL12]

 

[nelster]

This goalkeeper chat is a killer.

Jon McLaughlin

 

[Eddie Doc]

Rambling pish ya daftie.

 

[Sjbaxter77]

He's comparing Larsson to barkas hahaha

 

[Britannia89]

David is a fucking walloper of the highest order. An out and out prick.

 

[Pennine Walk]

Have a day off David FFS.
Cant see the wood for the trees the loon.

 

[Jenny]

This guy must have some prescription,

 

[Alvor]

I hope their pain is made worse by pre-ordering 10iar junk

 

[Rudiger]

This is funnier than Fools & Horses tonight. lol

There's been a few Rodney Plonkers on

 

[Drum]

This guy is absolutely brilliant.

The £5M ghoalie is justified by a world class save against ... Kilmarnock.

 

[Gaztrueblue]

What an absolute fruitcake this one is, very entertaining

 

[Eddie Doc]

Keevins helped him cutting him aff there.

 

[HowdenEnder]

They spunked £5m on a keeper because of one save he made for AEK Athens.

 

[nelster]

Have to disagree with Shoo on something.

He reckons if there was a sacking it would be done already.

They have a nothing cup game at the weekend every chance its done on Friday.

 

[Bknowe]

I hope there are more like David in their support

 

[bustergonad]

hugh getting his "10 in a row" quota up..

I noticed he's stopped talking about "The Ten"

 

[gusty2]

Once again Alex Rae leaving them in no doubt, brilliant.

 

[chilebear]

I like that boy Duncan as a host. Possibly won’t go down well but c’est la vie.

Hes far better than Jim Delacunt.

 

[Rodney55]

There's been a few Rodney Plonkers on

Hey you.

 

[SuperGers07]

Have to disagree with Shoo on something.

He reckons if there was a sacking it would be done already.

They have a nothing cup game at the weekend every chance its done on Friday.

They’ll give him the Cup Final. Win that and the heat will come off for a bit