Eddie Doc
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He's wearing sandals or something if you zoom in on the left foot.Noticed that there anaw haha think one of his fellow rhattlers stole them?
He's wearing sandals or something if you zoom in on the left foot.Noticed that there anaw haha think one of his fellow rhattlers stole them?
Look closer to they mad scuba shoes.He's wearing sandals or something if you zoom in on the left foot.
you go to parkhead with your da as a young boy.How the %^*& do you even end up in that situation?
He dropped his WD40.How the %^*& do you even end up in that situation?
The state of Bernadette FFS.
Aye what a loser
and he’s stuck in a railing too...
The state of Bernadette FFS.
Face like a dug lickin piss off a flamethrower
FFS!
She's thinking, ffs Declan that's the third time this week!The state of Bernadette FFS.
She's
She's thinking, ffs Declan that's the third time this week!
Father Brannigan (upon walking round the corner and seeing our hero in this position) :
"Good God, what happened to you, young man?"
Hapless mentally challenged : "I came hammerin doon the road on ma bike an hut a speed bump, went shootin ower the handlebars and right through this loop in the barrier, and I'm stuck fast and I can't get out!!
Then a guy game alang and stole ma bike and I couldnae stop him.
Then another came alang and stole ma cyclin helmet,
An' then yet another guy came alang and stole ma brand new trainers!"
"Oh my" says father Brannigan (to the sound of a zip coming down) "It just hasn't been your day, has it?"
If I was the fireman in attendance I would have told him I'd need to cut that shirt off in case the sparks from the cutting stone set it on fire.
No but his top would.There is not a chance in hell that shite would burn.
Got it in oneIs that his wife (sister) with him.
He’s lucky Torbett wasn’t there.
sh*te doesnt burnIf I was the fireman in attendance I would have told him I'd need to cut that shirt off in case the sparks from the cutting stone set it on fire.
For anyone who can’t see twitter...
concrete blocks more likeBring rotten fruit and veg, like a modern day stock.
I'm sure it's our lady of loretto primary....That looks like my old school; back in the day he'd have got battered to fck for just walking past the gates dressed like that.
I honestly think his bike chained him to the fence and bolted due to embarrassment.
BroomloanWATPsport understands that the journalist responsible for stealing stories from FF is recovering at home after an incident which required the fire brigade to attend.Amazing nearly on page 5 of hilarity and still not in the sun yet.
Wonder why