Belter of a topic, where to start...
- A few stone more...
- Less hair for sure....
- Rangers TV / IT issues now hold no fear for this man. Woohoo !!
- No way the office trousers are ever going to fit. Bummer, £££...
- Could have filled a skip in beer cans easy, if I didn't crush them.
- Can attend Teams / Zoom calls with confidence, while sitting practically naked from the waist down - takes courage this one, folk have been known to play a dangerous game of "who's wearing trousers" on a random basis, which as you know requires all in the call to stand up immediately - IT Bandwidth issues save the day on this if so, camera goes right off !
- Can make a bacon sandwich and clean all the dishes in 15 minutes, essential for while in shite meetings this - and saves the wrath of receiving 4'11" of sheer terror at the office door bearing the greasy carnage !
- Hangovers are a thing of the past - life's one giant hangover these days !!
- If all goes to plan, Season Tickets will be like hens teeth / hobby horses shite next year, so deffo keeping a hold of mine for sure.