Joe speaks!

[BoomSong]

Looking forward to the yahoo's letting out all that seethe as points are dropped left and right this season!

 

[ronadamus_prime]

Not one semicolon. Can we be sure it’s him?

A lengthy hiatus. One can only assume, that he went and took Standard Grade English, again.

 

[dbear]

Before peeter left he asked me to say;

 

[RfcIbrox]

“Through the easing of the pandemic restrictions the Executive Committee of the Celtic Supporters Association managed to meet up in somewhat close to normal circumstances.”

i.e. blootered and stinking of B.O.

 

[UlsterScotGer]

My favourite bit was 'some BIG NAMES will leave, and erm some other guys will come in'.
Ha ha ha, way to sell the downsizing Joe!

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

“We function much better with the backing of the supporters, we need every Celtic Supporter, just as much as we need every player or manager”

lol. That reads almost definitely not how he intended it to.

 

[SuperGers07]

Begging bowl stuff

 

[Blue114]

Bheggars gonna Beg …

 

[GimmeShelter]

No way is that mad Joe who has penned that.

Trend analysis of this mad bastards ramblings over the past decade tells you that is not crazy Joe the colon ;

 

[johanfyfe]

No way he wrote that, it’s semi legible.

 

[TQ3]

The beggars been hacked, sadly not by a saw!

 

[CD Bear]

I think he wrote the last sentence because there is a spelling mistake in it.

 

[RWL12]

Oh I hope there's a good chance that these rats go into administration

SNP would bail them out

 

[geoallison]

Clearly this was written by a separate entity

My thoughts exactly, he is on a bung to promote season ticket sales.
That maggot was never the author of that piece.

 

[CajunBear]

He never authored that. He is getting compensated for having that published in his name to get the punters back onside.

 

[mdingwall]

Seems like he’s had his wings clipped. Rally around the flag.

 

[The Predator]

Love this. Rolling out semi colon Joe to sell season tickets

 

[GazzaG]

"The most important part of the club outside of the playing squad is the fans"

Just for any lurkers, there's the official club approved voice of your support telling you that you mean less than Tom Rogic.

Have a nice day.

 

[BanchoryBear]

Hey Joe where you going with that giro in your hand?

I see what you did there

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

 

[Papasmurf]

To cut a long story short. Don’t throw sharks and pass over your giros and child allowances?

I did laugh at this

‘They have proved over many years that with the backing of our magnificent support we can beat any team, and achieve any goal.’

erm. No. Not really

 

[Papasmurf]

Three for none and the banners would still come out

 

[Carson's Cat]

So, "They have proved over many years that with the backing of our magnificent support we can beat any team, and achieve any goal."

Eh? How about the one goal that they obsessed over for the best part of a decade - and failed to achieve?

RIP Terry.

 

[Bigeye]

''Losses due to the Pandemic''. .......No, losses due to Rangers pumping you 4/5 times.

 

[Buffalobluebear]

So there’s people at his rancid club smarter than him (to be fair there are potted plants smarter than Joe) to figure how to help people who can’t afford season tickets

so he wants fans who can afford to, to invest in their club, so the club can invest in the people who can’t afford season tickets to give them money, to help them invest in their club.

isn’t that basically a form of ponzi scheme?

 

[Buffalobluebear]

Also, the lack of semi colons in that statement has me worried Joe is ON his meds

 

[SCG]

Sounds like ST sales aren't going well and the fuhrer has booted some baws to tow the party line

Where are they towing to, though? Erskine?

 

[GovanRanger]

Sounds like he is on commission !!

 

[Wade Wilson]

There's another blog out from one of their crazies. And you would think it would be all about their new manager, their struggles, Lawwell or their lack of season tickets.

But no, they went with 'why Sevco won't get as much as they want for Morelos'

 

[monkey magic]

That reads more like a rousing speech from Tommy " Catastrophe " Sheridan. lol

 

[Teddy Casablanca]

Silence for yonks then this p1sh. Damn and I thought COVID had done us all a favour

 

[RockSteadyEady]

“there are people much smarter than me within the club who may come up with an answer.”

This modesty is touching,

Aye Joe like the bucket your precious selik players pish in.
Away back to eating crayons and fishing bits of Lego out of Broonaldhos nose you arse licking tool

 

[RockSteadyEady]

“We function much better with the backing of the supporters, we need every Celtic Supporter, just as much as we need every player or manager”

lol. That reads almost definitely not how he intended it to.

It readed betters in his head, when he wuz finkin it

 

[Rangerista]

Not one semicolon. Can we be sure it’s him?

The ultimate Timposter?

 

[JorgAlbertz]

Welcome back old pal!

We need our Supporters backing more than ever.​

• We know there was division amongst some of our support. And that’s understandable, but we need to move forward as one, we need to unite behind the Club.

I doubt his ramblings will pacify the "shoot the board" mob much.

 

[stonewall Jackson]

It can't be O'Rourke that scribbled that pish, the cretin didn't mention Rangers once.

 

[WBD]

No mention of "a club built to last"; "1 club since 1888"; "unbroken history"; Not good enough Joe;

 

[BN94]

“Executive committee”
I honestly spat my drink out reading that line. It’s not just a committee, it’s an executive committee. Fckn tool.

 

[St Andrews Bear]

16k was the latest rumours amongst Celtic Social Media.

Gives me a fuzzy glow of smugness reading that.
Rats deserting a sinking ship

 

[Shengus Malengus]

They had better shift their arses.
They have until the end of this week to buy their ST’s.
Their club has stated that the deadline will not be extended* this season.




* We know it’s bullshit.

 

[Coop1872]

Joe's got himself a free season ticket by putting his name to that.

 

[Simply a Bear]

Can't be written by him, not enough howling of sevco.

 

[Son of William]

I can see Joe now, the grubby pavement, the cardboard sign, the mandatory hungry looking Dug and an empty tin.

F'ck me... Good Times never felt so good!!

 

[Mr Wilton]

Yes it was just due to the pandemic you suffered losses! Nothing to do with the gross mismanagement and the fact you blew your load trying to win the title! I’ll enjoy this fall out as you revert to type and buy on the cheap as you try and recover for “living beyond your means” where have I heard that from?!?! You tried to play the big boys in our absence and fucked it up, there’s only one premier club in Scotland and we’ve just won our 55th title on the park! It was not handed to us, nor did we win it via default! The only genuine title won in Scotland since we last won it in 2011!

 

[douzpwa]

Magnificent fans that went down to physically harm their own team and staff!

 

[giogaddi]

You know it's really bad over there when they have asked this piece of shit to send out a begging letter. Joe, if you're reading this, I hope it fcuking hurts.

 

[47blue]

Desperate stuff, faifull thru n thru nae mare.

 

[buzzardbear244]

Looks like the methadone's wearing off,soon be time to get back on the Bucky.

 

[punk]

Hope your club dies ya papist bhastard

 

[kenikinif]

Excellent in that he is trying to do the boards job in shifting season tickets will lead to more infighting among the executive support as he wonderfully describes a bunch of tramps