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Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you
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Austin says Ibrox Baby
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There have been some crackers today but this is the best!
Atheist Bear
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Charming.
bilkobear
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:shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh:
SSSShhhhhh!
Ffsake, don't let the cat oot the bag.
The SNP pure luv the Ranjers.
But we mustn't let these 19th Century Terrorist cvunts know.
We need them to keep voting for the SNP then when we are independent, we set up the Protestant Republic Of Democratic Socialists.
Code name PRODS.
Wait to see our version of the B Specials anaw.
But ffsake don't tell them. :shh:
Atheist Bear
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Ubik
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We've all kicked off too early, it's not over yet
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
3,9032,504
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games and them losing 6 straight games. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games and them losing 6 straight games. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
giogaddi
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Until we use the conduit snp to finally break the union and then rid ourselves of snp, labour, tory we will have to put up with this sh*te. Beating them on the park just papers over the cracks of what you're talking about.
We pander to these right wing fascists, and dont ever forget that is all they are, small men who roam in packs and wouldnt have the balls to act the way the do without their lodges. Times are gonny change over the next 10 years or so, here and in the north.
When you look out your window and see fireworks falling out the sky tonight, see them as the dying embers of a brutal medieval empire.
Our flame has been burning for centuries and its never been so bright
Steveymac
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Say that again through your broken teeth !
Did ye aye?
Imagine the pain he must be in that he needs to fantasise about countries falling apart to feel better. Lol.
Until we use the conduit snp to finally break the union and then rid ourselves of snp, labour, tory we will have to put up with this sh*te. Beating them on the park just papers over the cracks of what you're talking about.
We pander to these right wing fascists, and dont ever forget that is all they are, small men who roam in packs and wouldnt have the balls to act the way the do without their lodges. Times are gonny change over the next 10 years or so, here and in the north.
When you look out your window and see fireworks falling out the sky tonight, see them as the dying embers of a brutal medieval empire.
Our flame has been burning for centuries and its never been so bright
Steveymac
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Ha ha, Fail fail
Ubik
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this mentally challenged is away with the fairies
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
38 seconds ago#109390
As i said earlier in the thread i'm still hoping for the greatest comeback in the history of sport unfolding for us in the same way i watch the lottery and thunderball draws dreaming of getting the jackpot. IF we win the next 2 games which is a big ask i get a gut feeling Sky will be pushing for the first split game to be at Ibrox to make it a showcase game with the league still alive. Lets say that happens and we beat them again and their next fixture after that is something like Aberdeen, Hibs or Livi away. An unlikely defeat there combined with a few injuries their arses will start making buttons even if they only need 1 point from the last 3 games. Just cast your mind back to 1998 and say our last 3 fixtures were Hearts, Hibs away and St Johnstone at home and we only needed 1 point to win our first league in 10 years after losing the previous 3 fixtures which included 2 defeats to Rangers. You would be in panic mode.
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
38 seconds ago#109390
As i said earlier in the thread i'm still hoping for the greatest comeback in the history of sport unfolding for us in the same way i watch the lottery and thunderball draws dreaming of getting the jackpot. IF we win the next 2 games which is a big ask i get a gut feeling Sky will be pushing for the first split game to be at Ibrox to make it a showcase game with the league still alive. Lets say that happens and we beat them again and their next fixture after that is something like Aberdeen, Hibs or Livi away. An unlikely defeat there combined with a few injuries their arses will start making buttons even if they only need 1 point from the last 3 games. Just cast your mind back to 1998 and say our last 3 fixtures were Hearts, Hibs away and St Johnstone at home and we only needed 1 point to win our first league in 10 years after losing the previous 3 fixtures which included 2 defeats to Rangers. You would be in panic mode.
Mr Wilton
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Jesus Christ! That’s just different level delusion!We've all kicked off too early, it's not over yet
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games and them losing 6 straight games. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
Rotto
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games by 1 goal and them losing 6 straight games by 1 goal. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
TheSqueakyWeiner
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Until we use the conduit snp to finally break the union and then rid ourselves of snp, labour, tory we will have to put up with this sh*te. Beating them on the park just papers over the cracks of what you're talking about.
We pander to these right wing fascists, and dont ever forget that is all they are, small men who roam in packs and wouldnt have the balls to act the way the do without their lodges. Times are gonny change over the next 10 years or so, here and in the north.
When you look out your window and see fireworks falling out the sky tonight, see them as the dying embers of a brutal medieval empire.
Our flame has been burning for centuries and its never been so bright
Now, that is a bold statement!
Good Lord
To be fair to the mutant mongtard, no we haven't given that scenario one single fucking thought...As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games by 1 goal and them losing 6 straight games by 1 goal. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
BrooklynBlue
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Until we use the conduit snp to finally break the union and then rid ourselves of snp, labour, tory we will have to put up with this sh*te. Beating them on the park just papers over the cracks of what you're talking about.
We pander to these right wing fascists, and dont ever forget that is all they are, small men who roam in packs and wouldnt have the balls to act the way the do without their lodges. Times are gonny change over the next 10 years or so, here and in the north.
When you look out your window and see fireworks falling out the sky tonight, see them as the dying embers of a brutal medieval empire.
Our flame has been burning for centuries and its never been so bright
What kind of existence leads you to type this out - and believe it. A sad, tortured life. And isn't it great to read...
They've got a point on that. I would be absolutely bealing at their twitter account, the birthday wishes thing is just then announcing they don't give a %^*& what the fans think. Obviously hilarious from our side, but I'm at a loss as to why thir bosses haven't told them to rap it.
RedWhiteBlue
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We've all kicked off too early, it's not over yet
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
3,9032,504
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games and them losing 6 straight games. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
It pleases me to know that there are still Tims out there with hope.
No need to break them all in one day.
Aragorn
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The Dhims are currently 500/1 to win the league...I defy just one of them to put his/her life savings on it happening.We've all kicked off too early, it's not over yet
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
3,9032,504
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games and them losing 6 straight games. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
bilkobear
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Wouldn't it just be a lot simpler for this clown to fck off back to the South of Ireland?What kind of existence leads you to type this out - and believe it. A sad, tortured life. And isn't it great to read...
After all ... The Famine Is Over!
Baxter Blue
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Absolutely love this.There have been some crackers today but this is the best!
Clay Davis
Haha! I'm Thick
On the subject of happy birthdays
Atheist Bear
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So when Scotland leaves the UK, Rangers are going to magically disappear? Has he learned nothing?
Until we use the conduit snp to finally break the union and then rid ourselves of snp, labour, tory we will have to put up with this sh*te. Beating them on the park just papers over the cracks of what you're talking about.
We pander to these right wing fascists, and dont ever forget that is all they are, small men who roam in packs and wouldnt have the balls to act the way the do without their lodges. Times are gonny change over the next 10 years or so, here and in the north.
When you look out your window and see fireworks falling out the sky tonight, see them as the dying embers of a brutal medieval empire.
Our flame has been burning for centuries and its never been so bright
Edweird
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He's a guy who has been copied and pasted a lot in this thread.
Talks absolute tripe.
Many of them publicly may say "It's not over" while knowing it is.
That character genuinely believes they can still win it.
Even once it's over he'll be looking for points deductions, dodgy dealings and conspiracies as to why they lost their TI*R.
He may be the guy who called Clyde last week and said something along the lines of "what if we just ignored their league win this season and decided to go for ten next season?"
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Blue Booda
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check this response to above from a Dim, at least one has a brain cell -As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games by 1 goal and them losing 6 straight games by 1 goal. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
"They probably haven’t thought about this scenario as there’s more chance of the queen starting up front for us and scoring the goal to win the ten in mid May"
lol
Chester Loyal
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:shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh::shh:
SSSShhhhhh!
Ffsake, don't let the cat oot the bag.
The SNP pure luv the Ranjers.
But we mustn't let these 19th Century Terrorist cvunts know.
We need them to keep voting for the SNP then when we are independent, we set up the Protestant Republic Of Democratic Socialists.
Code name PRODS.
Wait to see our version of the B Specials anaw.
But ffsake don't tell them. :shh:
I've tried to keep it a secret that Brendan O'Hara has a season ticket next to me in the Copland Front but I think now is the time to expose him
Subway Loyal
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bilkobear
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Oh, so you must be the guy that sits in front of Sturgeon and Peter Murrell.?I've tried to keep it a secret that Brendan O'Hara has a season ticket next to me in the Copland Front but I think now is the time to expose him
Don't worry your secret is safe with me. :shh:
Thank fck there are no Tims looking in.
Derry's Walls
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Did ye aye?
Aye - ye' ll be eating yet cerry oot thru a tube ya cu nt.
Thor
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Aye but they aren’t bothered about losing the league!Some nice words from their fans to Lawell
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Shengus Malengus
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Fuxake, don't let our own OGAAT's see that, they'll shite themselves.
He’ a ‘closet Rangers Fan’ as many of them are. They know our captains middle name and our Kitmans name. I have no idea what Lego eaters middle name is or even if they have a kit man?
YoungGer97
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That is pure poetry. I wish i could meet this man so i could bottle up his tears and drink them for eternity.
Until we use the conduit snp to finally break the union and then rid ourselves of snp, labour, tory we will have to put up with this sh*te. Beating them on the park just papers over the cracks of what you're talking about.
We pander to these right wing fascists, and dont ever forget that is all they are, small men who roam in packs and wouldnt have the balls to act the way the do without their lodges. Times are gonny change over the next 10 years or so, here and in the north.
When you look out your window and see fireworks falling out the sky tonight, see them as the dying embers of a brutal medieval empire.
Our flame has been burning for centuries and its never been so bright
StuGers
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Chester Loyal
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Oh, so you must be the guy that sits in front of Sturgeon and Peter Murrell.?
Don't worry your secret is safe with me. :shh:
Thank fck there are no Tims looking in.
My ex bird is actually a current SNP MP so I probably shouldn't say much more
tazzabear
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They don’t live in the real world.
Spudgun
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I think they have a kid man.
to be fair I probably wi.d but I'm definitely not fussy
Cobbler Bob
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Imagine how much smack they could buy with their £250 winnings!
This can only be the result of at least five straight generations of inbreeding.We've all kicked off too early, it's not over yet
the-guvnor-7-the-legend-of-606
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As i said before on the 0.01% chance that it did come down to goal difference then there would still be a chance could pip them. Right now they are 26 goals better off. That becomes 11 goals on the basis of us winning 7 games and them losing 6 straight games. Throw in a couple of 3 or 4 goals wins for us in the 7 games and 1 or 2 2 goal defeats in their 6 games it become very close. I don't think they have thought about this scenario.
Robocop1977
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Mhairi Black?My ex bird is actually a current SNP MP so I probably shouldn't say much more
You sick c-nt
Roadrunner
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I imagine him as the guy Martin from Still Game who went off his head at his maw over the Empire Biscuit/Snowball situation.
John Mckillop
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%^*& me thats like a holding pen for Jerry Kyle show
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