Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you

[wee bud's pit boots]

If 55 has demolished their brains, and it has.

Just think what 56 and 57 will do to them.

 

[auldyin]

What a state.

Can i get a price on him getting his head kicked in within a week?

 

[L_D]

The nick ae that hing

That's fantastic, Broon is all this lassie knows.

What a shock she's in for.

 

[Tailwind]

rumour season not going well on kerrydale

McStay
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Older than dirt

7 minutes ago#299
Aaron Hickey, Kevin Nisbet, Ciaran Brown and Jason Kerr. Are we skint or just stupid?

edit: and yes, I'm aware these are just crap rumours that probably won't come to anything but eff me if it isn't depressing all the same.

Who are the last 2?

 

[Coallie]

Imagine walking into a tattooist and asking for that? That is awful.

Did he just say Dubai, how fitting that shows we have broken them & long may it continue.

 

[Odin1972]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393914562135662592

50 point deduction ?

Must be expecting a bigger gap next year.

Everything should be on the table. Including the speed this lunatic is snorting because he ran out of needles.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Worked themselves into such a frenzy that a few guys having a beer at work is a “very serious crime”

 

[St Andrews Bear]

Worked themselves into such a frenzy that a few guys having a beer at work is a “very serious crime”

Selling alcohol in a bar indoors etc is currently illegal. Giving it away isn’t

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Selling alcohol in a bar indoors etc is currently illegal. Giving it away isn’t

It wouldn’t be a very serious crime regardless what rules are in place.

 

[robrob]

yes Matthew your rancid club just screams morals and principles

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393674409421021188

If ever a statement revealed the total delusional lunacy that infects them, and their general criminal lack of awareness, it's this statement.

 

[fmp]

They're now trying to claim a video of the players singing along to Sweet Caroline contains references to intercourse with the pope. Of course it doesn't and it is clear as day that it doesn't. They are all convinced though. So convinced that there is now a torrent of abuse being directed at Kamara.

 

[Plissken]

They're now trying to claim a video of the players singing along to Sweet Caroline contains references to intercourse with the pope. Of course it doesn't and it is clear as day that it doesn't. They are all convinced though. So convinced that there is now a torrent of abuse being directed at Kamara.

10 game bans for the whole team

 

[Solmask]

They're now trying to claim a video of the players singing along to Sweet Caroline contains references to intercourse with the pope. Of course it doesn't and it is clear as day that it doesn't. They are all convinced though. So convinced that there is now a torrent of abuse being directed at Kamara.

I just saw that myself the usual bigots on Twitter , tagging the media , government and Glens lawyer utter cretins .

It's as clear as day yet the bigots hear something else that suits their agenda .

 

[Jjbscotty]

These c.unts are unwell.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394052538840780800

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

The 'Need to Sign X players' watch resumes today, after all the Rangers bashing is done of course.

For those keeping score last week Jackie McNamara raised the stakes to 10 players - basically a new team.

 

[Aragorn]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393548058714066947

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393543470908850181

Was he watching us instead of his beloved?

 

[delboi]

Lying prick.

Msp and gets £70k plus a year.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393480628788768768

Embarrassing

 

[Recoba]

This caller wants another 4 loan signings next season they are obsessed with loan signings.

 

[Jelle1880]

10 game bans for the whole team

24 point deduction!

 

[Macdonsj]

They're now trying to claim a video of the players singing along to Sweet Caroline contains references to intercourse with the pope. Of course it doesn't and it is clear as day that it doesn't. They are all convinced though. So convinced that there is now a torrent of abuse being directed at Kamara.

not only that
a former player and current Fleetwood Town youth coach is leading the charge on this

they've convinced themselves that a team consisting of a large number of catholic players and devout christians like Aribo - would sing that

their becoming a tribute act to their own paranoia its that bad

 

[TonySoprano]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394224708527218695

 

[wearetheppl]

Remember this guy.

End of December he predicted the filth dishing out a battering and “put his neck on the line” to predict that Rangers were getting it in the Old Firm at Ibrox.

3 weeks later he was greeting on air after his team got pumped at home by St Mirren.

Hahaha. Things you love to hear.

 

[TheGerz89]

24 point deduction!

Still win the league by a point what school did these daftys go to

 

[Jelle1880]

Still win the league by a point what school did these daftys go to

That was the joke

 

[buzzardbear244]

Imagine walking into a tattooist and asking for that? That is awful.

Won't be hard to spot him ffs!!

 

[Plissken]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394224708527218695

What a bitter old cow.

 

[fmp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394224708527218695

Aye but they got the treble treble in 2019 before the Pandemic so this doesn't really add up?

 

[TheGerz89]

That was the joke

Not on the kerrydale forum it wasn’t haha

 

[wearetheppl]

Celt!c merch now up to 86% off via the shop.

Will it eventually be given away? Will they pay fans to take it away?

Think of all the Terry Munroe stuff they have had to bin.

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

Think of all the Terry Munroe stuff they have had to bin.

Apparently they also need to hire a cleaner to remove the pee pee from the Argyle St shop doorway, all of which eats into the £1billion war chest needed for 16 new players.

 

[YOGI_GER]

Aye but they got the treble treble in 2019 before the Pandemic so this doesn't really add up?

Aye, someone fu.cked that

 

[Tailwind]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394224708527218695

Devious scumbags

 

[Plissken]

Devious scumbags

Everyone with a complaint to make is an NHS worker these days.

 

[Jase]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393914562135662592

Well now we know the punishment for getting pissed and making an arsehole of yourself in George Square.

Wonder what the tariff is for crimes against children.

 

[jcdbluebear]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393920307849830404

https://twitter.com/x/status/1393920171283189761

He is wearing a Royal blue and white top. Its a bit washed out, Sport Direct style, but its clearly Royal Blue

 

[linthousebear1981]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394224708527218695

I have said it so many times but I will say it again they couldn't mark their necks with a blowtorch.

They literally have no self awareness it is frightening.

 

[Macdonsj]

the legacy of Brown

now they are all grasses

 

[Recoba]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

 

[Macdonsj]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

would be glorious
that basket of eggs shattering down

Gonzo forever

 

[SteVM1872]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

A good day to bury bad news when their hordes are distracted by the feeding frenzy? They're definitely that cynical.

 

[al-bertz]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

In a season that's been too good to be true, I am going to choose to believe this!

John Kennedy is the man for the job!

 

[Boyblue62]

The Huns who marched into George Square are the Bridgeton/Ayrshire/ West Lothian/ Larkhall Huns, the ones the 'professional huns' wouldn't want to be seen dead with. The 'professional' huns are more careful with their bigotry, only truly letting their guard down and letting rip in the safety of their hun pals' homes or private establishment.
At least you know what you are getting with the thick basic hun, the moneyed ones are worse in my eyes.

The Hun Statement is just pathetic and they should be forced into taking extreme action to clean up their rancid club.

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We now have "professional huns" within our support .
Are they on the payroll of the club?
Ha ha ha
WATP

 

[chickenhawk]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

Cant believe the guy would even consider going there in the first place.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Imagine walking into a tattooist and asking for that? That is awful.

It looks to me like the knife tattoo is the sharpest thing about this fashion victim.

 

[Big Ash]

The Huns who marched into George Square are the Bridgeton/Ayrshire/ West Lothian/ Larkhall Huns, the ones the 'professional huns' wouldn't want to be seen dead with. The 'professional' huns are more careful with their bigotry, only truly letting their guard down and letting rip in the safety of their hun pals' homes or private establishment.
At least you know what you are getting with the thick basic hun, the moneyed ones are worse in my eyes.

The Hun Statement is just pathetic and they should be forced into taking extreme action to clean up their rancid club.

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We now have "professional huns" within our support .
Are they on the payroll of the club?
Ha ha ha
WATP

Professional "huns" you say. I think I quite like that!
I may have to leave FF and leave all you amateurs to it.

 

[Boyblue62]

Professional "huns" you say. I think I quite like that!
I may have to leave FF and leave all you amateurs to it.

Thats what the scum are saying - surely they cannot be wrong?

 

[RoyalT]

I thoroughly recommend the KerryFail Lunatic Asylum to anyone wanting a good laugh!

The Comedy Gold entertainment by the deluded ones is priceless!

In fact, I'd even pay a monthly subscription to read their hilarious drivel.

 

[delboi]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

It's absolute madness, regardless of whether he takes the job or not, that they have waited this long to conclude the deal.

 

[PunkScott]

Someone on KDS saying he has heard the Howe deal is off, probably a lot of shit but funny none the less.

I forgot he was meant to be announced on Saturday to knock our celebrations off the back pages

 

[fmp]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1394219173002334211